Re: Another dumb burglar

[Matt Ion <soundy106@xxxxxxxxx>]

I brive a dus wrote:

> Why didn't an alarm go off when he broke into the other 2 businesses?
> Well they never really felt like they'd need one because after all
> with an alarm company in the building wouldn't a crook think the whole
> placed was protected and just break in elsewhere?

Shoulda named this, "Another dumb burglar, a couple dumber business owners."

Or just "Dumb and Dumber".

> Can it get any funnier?
> But of course. One of the businesses decided to beef up security by
> changing the locks even though he gained entry because someone forgot
> to lock the door.

<smacks forehead>

> The other business saw the light and had us install a system.

Ah, I knew it!  YOU hired the burglar ;)

> If I can ever figure out how the hell to post footage I will.

What alarman said.