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Re: bASS isms



On Dec 20, 10:51=EF=BF=BDam, "Roland Moore" <nos...@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Twilight Zone:
> Bass suffers serious health scare.
> Bass escapes the grim reaper just to spite critics on ASA (and perhaps an =
ex
> wife)
> Bass continues to prosper. =EF=BF=BD(for same reason as above)
> Cue music.
> Bass and Olson become political clones.
>
> Next seasons stories? Olson coverts goofysplace to a site to petition the
> Pope to make Bass world's only living saint. The Pope agrees even though
> Bass is not even Catholic.
> Bass performs exorcism on Jim. Jim is then appointed Democratic National
> Chairman.
>
Nah ..... they tried an exorcism once, but got two equally evil
entities. They had to do a fusion to get things back to normal.


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