Happy multi cultural holiday

[I brive a dus <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Just wanted to wish all of you rump rockets a very Merry Christmas and
a Happy New Year. Well actually I was bored so this is more of a time
killer than a heartfelt greeting but who really gives a flying fuck at
the end of the day?
Merry Xmas blah blah blah I've heard it so many times it's starting to
annoy me more than Jared from Subway.
To the canucks I wish you a happy Boxing day. Yeah, now that's a real
holiday. Boxing day? Happy Broomstick Eve you retarded holiday having
snow monkeys.
It's CHRISTMAS! Take that sheep shagging 'holiday' to another month
like February.
To the jews I wish you nothing but the best during the Hannukah
holiday. Free ham for everyone!!!!!!

And before you accuse me of forgetting Kwaanza I have attached a nice
little Kwaanza jingle for all of my colored (damn I love saying
colored) pals. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZJuglqChhk

Did I leave anyone out? Oh yeah the fucking Moose Lambs just had a
holiday on Wednesday. To all my Moose Lamb friends I wish you nothing
but a safe trip to your 72 WERE GINS. Puh leeeeeeeeease. A fucking aye
rab couldn't get laid in a coffin but suddenly they're going to score
ass left and right once they hit heaven?
How disillusioned are these humps?
Anyway Happy Blow Up The Jew On a Bus Day or whatever it was you just
had on Wednesday.

In closing allow me to say

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!