Re: NOMINATION: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" (Re: NOT GUILTY Re: Ping Lionel (was Re: NOMINATION: Michael Cranston for Bobo Award))

["Rhonda Lea Kirk" <spunky@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spunky@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou island carrion. Thou hath
> more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than
> faults. Ye announced:
>
>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>>> miguel <mjc101@xxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou gnawing animal.
>>> Ye muddled:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:32:53 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spunky@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>>>
>>>>>>> Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you play chess?
>>>>>
>>>>> Did OJ Simpson slash his wife?
>>>>
>>>> Do you believe in America?
>>>> Do you believe in Justice?
>>>> Do you believe in the Constitution of the United States?
>>>> Do you believe in the RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY?
>>>>
>>>> I do.
>>>>
>>>> The jury said it.
>>>> I believe it.
>>>> That settles it.
>>>>
>>>> NOT GUILTY.
>>>>
>>>> When the late great Johnny Cochrane told Judge Lance Ito Burrito
>>>> that OJ Simpson was "absolutely, 100% NOT GUILTY," did the stupid
>>>> prosecutors listen? No, they didn't. They persecuted a 100% NOT
>>>> GUILTY man and kept him from hunting for the real killers.
>>>>
>>>> Now the trail has gone cold.
>>>>
>>>> So, Deco, you must believe in prosecuting the 100% NOT GUILTY
>>>> because you're some kind of idiot, huh?
>>>
>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very nice trigger. lmao - brilliant - Art asks a
>>> 6 word question and the frothing loon froths on command, as
>>> implicitly foretold with the recent words "Are you going to rant
>>> about OJ Simpson next", and as stated directly 14 days ago, by Art
>>> himself, 'Pssst -- crasston will defend OJ Simpson to his dying
>>> breath."
>>>
>>> For this worthy on cue frothing the likes of which I've only ever
>>> seen Pamela K Russell perform over Michael Jackson, I hereby
>>> nominate Michael "miguel" Cranston for the Barbara Woodhouse
>>> Memorial "Dog Whistle" k0oK Award, trained and owned by Art Deco.
>>>
>>> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
>>> Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
>>> personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best
>>> trained net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer.
>>> Possible examples of good training include obedience to one's
>>> owner's commands to reply to posts, and devotion in following one's
>>> owner around from group to group and through the Google archive.
>>> House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment for a
>>> kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof.
>>>
>>> Do I hear seconds?
>>
>> For a cut and paste from an old troll?
>
> Since crasstoad is obviously that stupid, yes indeed.

Stupid?

Art's made several requests today; I would guess it seemed only polite
to comply:

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> Cut 'n paste or
> no, Deco said crasstoad would do it, and crasstoad did do it.

No. He asked me once and he asked Mike twice.

> Anyway,
> you have no say in the matter so fuck right off and die.

Shoulda thought of that on the 23rd. ;)

The real question, I suppose is whether Mike can be trained by both
Bookman and Deco:

http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=cranston

I don't know the answer.

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