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Re: NOMINATION: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" (Re: NOT GUILTY Re: Ping Lionel (was Re: NOMINATION: Michael Cranston for Bobo Award))
"Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> miguel <mjc101@xxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou gnawing animal. Ye
> muddled:
>
>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:32:53 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spunky@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Art Deco" <erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>>> news:260420071440500821%erfc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
>>>>> Was that supposed to be an insult?
>>>>
>>>> Do you play chess?
>>>
>>> Did OJ Simpson slash his wife?
>>
>> Do you believe in America?
>> Do you believe in Justice?
>> Do you believe in the Constitution of the United States?
>> Do you believe in the RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY?
>>
>> I do.
>>
>> The jury said it.
>> I believe it.
>> That settles it.
>>
>> NOT GUILTY.
>>
>> When the late great Johnny Cochrane told Judge Lance Ito Burrito that
>> OJ Simpson was "absolutely, 100% NOT GUILTY," did the stupid
>> prosecutors listen? No, they didn't. They persecuted a 100% NOT
>> GUILTY man and kept him from hunting for the real killers.
>>
>> Now the trail has gone cold.
>>
>> So, Deco, you must believe in prosecuting the 100% NOT GUILTY because
>> you're some kind of idiot, huh?
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very nice trigger. lmao - brilliant - Art asks a 6
> word question and the frothing loon froths on command, as implicitly
> foretold with the recent words "Are you going to rant about OJ
> Simpson next", and as stated directly 14 days ago, by Art himself,
> 'Pssst -- crasston will defend OJ Simpson to his dying breath."
>
> For this worthy on cue frothing the likes of which I've only ever seen
> Pamela K Russell perform over Michael Jackson, I hereby nominate
> Michael "miguel" Cranston for the Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog
> Whistle" k0oK Award, trained and owned by Art Deco.
>
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial "Dog Whistle" Award
> Named in honour of the skilful dog-trainer who became a British TV
> personality in the 1980s, this award is given jointly to the best
> trained net.kook in any given month and to his or her trainer.
> Possible examples of good training include obedience to one's owner's
> commands to reply to posts, and devotion in following one's owner
> around from group to group and through the Google archive.
> House-training, which, regrettably, is a rare accomplishment for a
> kook, isn't a prerequisite. Woof.
>
> Do I hear seconds?
For a cut and paste from an old troll?
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Rhonda Lea Kirk
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