Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

[WhyDidLoonelKillHisMommy <Kiwimurder@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Lionel wrote:
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:29:02 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> On 2007-04-26 03:51:11 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>
>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou bovine pigfish. Thou pottle-deep old
>>> crab-tree. Ye cooked up:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:36:06 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou pitiable,
>>>>> scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:13:15 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou foul slut. Thou bad neighbour.
>>>>>>> Ye nonsensically wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:45:45 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou unmarmerly intruder. Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:22:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou second-rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou brainless little thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> better than dirt. Ye disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-25 00:32:34 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou old clog.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That there should be small love amongst these sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 13:46:30 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 12:15:01 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou big-nosed stale old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouse-eaten dry cheese. Thou surly fly-by-night.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ye snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Nt2dnQvqZ_-xt7PbnZ2dnUVZ_ofinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0l8d8$89k$10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:42 -0400, BigNetBuy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bignetbuy@xxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <TuCdnRrKfPa1kLPbnZ2dnUVZ_sHinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <9rGdnfR7mO6PlbPbnZ2dnUVZ_gCdnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <apGdnSwcZsDpZ7DbnZ2dnUVZ_rTinZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bignetbuy@xxxxxxx said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0jvgb$rc6$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Lionel" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:f0jna6$6um$2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:52:46 -0400,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As near as I can tell (and as many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> months of email indicates), he is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well aware that I have no wish to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> die. The alternative is that he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does believe it, and he is making
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every effort to bring my suicide to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fruition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ever the martyr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simply unsubscribe from AUK. No mess,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no fuss.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or just that he's figured that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were lying about the whole thing to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manipulate him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's the case, then he did make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a false police report, Lionel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You only get to have it one way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> False. All suicidal gestures should be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken seriously, even in cases of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suspected manipulation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever had a man spank you on your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bare buttocks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50's and maybe I'll answer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You take AmEx?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FedEx it to me for my personal use for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> week and I'll get back to you, socky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shipping to the Texas address?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Immediately, thanks so much. What's the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> limit on that puppy? (I need a new BMW)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't carry cards with credit limits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man, you are *so* screwed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn, do I want the premium package, the sport
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> package, or the winter package? Or all three?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Neither.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You clearly want the Mercedes Benz.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it have that deliciously tight rack and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinion steering?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Call me, we'll go for a test drive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50s, and I'll call.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So cheap?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's feeling generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lucky generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you jealous? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since she's allegedly a member of your concubine, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think you might ... How does one join your harem,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway? Are pictures necessary or will just minutely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> detailed descriptions do? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMFG! "Send me the pictures!" That's how all the current
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mess started.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <UNSUBSCRIBES>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RUNS LIKE HELL>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rubs hands together with evil glee>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, feel free to send /me/ pix of yourself. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <cough> girlfriend <cough>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember? The toast-y one you're supposed to be snuggling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was last night. She's making us a late lunch at the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moment. I'll be happy to show her the pix you send & relay
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her reaction if that makes you feel better about the idea.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> WEBCAM!!!111!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh sure, like I'd want all of Usenet watching me posting to
>>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet with a half-naked sex-kitten on my lap...
>>>>>>>>>>> Should you rethink that post? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And I never said I'd sit on your lap. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>> Sexy though you may well be, if you look back, you'll notice
>>>>>>>>>> that I was referring to the sex-kitten /I already have/. ;^)
>>>>>>>>> Shaddap, you stupid cunt. One for each hand. Sheesh.
>>>>>>>> Lovely idea, but mine would never agree to it, unfortunately.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <ponders>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Unless maybe DA warmed her up a little first, perhaps...
>>>>>>> It's been known to happen. And I'm sure that given DA's obvious
>>>>>>> skills in the psyche department she can turn the suggestive
>>>>>>> manipulation on and off at will. You just have to give her the
>>>>>>> right motive.
>>>>>> Motive? - I've got yer motive right here:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <SFX> ZZzzzzzzzip **THUD!*** </SFX>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have to go and hide now.
>>>>>> You can run, but you'll just die tired.
>>>>> It's DA and your gf that worry me.
>>>> Wise man.
>>>>
>>>>> I guess your gf doesn't read auk
>>>> HELL NO! - Do I look insane to you?
>>>>
>>>>> so that
>>>>> means I'm left hoping DA doesn't read that post.
>>>> Man, you are /so/ fucked.
>>> So are you; yes, you look insane to me :)
>> Why do I feel like a fly on the wall of the men's gym locker room? :^)
>
> I couldn't imagine.
>
Has she fetched yer bone today, Loonel?