Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou common-kissing waterfly and
dimunitive of nature. Thou no-brained frump. Ye moaned:

> On 2007-04-26 08:32:10 -0500, "Fred Tehbot"
> <fred.tehbot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:
>
>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, shrieked in
>> <f0q7qi$q15$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
>>
>>> On 2007-04-26 03:09:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>>> said:
>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou weather-bitten fungus. Thou
>>>> befuddled flip-flop. Ye ramble:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:24:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou
>>>>>> deceased, unconscious most credulous fool. Ye dissented:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't read all of the threads, really. Just the ones
>>>>>>> where I have a fairly firm grasp on the topic.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You'll never become a troll if you keep that up.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lesson 1:
>>>>>> Randomly click on a single post and change the topic of the
>>>>>> entire newsgroup to something totally unrelated to the
>>>>>> discussion at hand. Ensure that you change the topic to some pet
>>>>>> subject that you have a thorough knowledge of.
>>>>>
>>>>> S'true. It saves a heap of time, & tends to really piss off the
>>>>> locals.
>>>>
>>>> One day I should rewrite section 3 my 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>>>> alt.os.windows-xp *** Official FAQ *** and turn it into a troll
>>>> manual... Please read the FAQ before posting;
>>>>
>>>> This is the original and official 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>>>> alt.os.windows-xp FAQ. It is divided into three sections.
>>>>
>>>> Section 1: A general overview of 24hoursupport.helpdesk.
>>>>
>>>> Section 2: Should be read by those wishing to post a question into
>>>> alt.os.windows-xp. You might like to read section 3 to obtain an
>>>> indication of what to expect as a reply.
>>>>
>>>> Section 3: Should be read by those wishing to reply to a question.
>>>>
>>>> SECTION 1: 24hoursupport.helpdesk
>>>> =================================
>>>> =================================
>>>>
>>>> The 24hoursupport.helpdesk newsgroup serves no useful purpose at
>>>> all, other than as a repostory for stupid questions and equally
>>>> stupid replies. It is not advisable to read any post in
>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, let alone half believe it. The newsgroup is
>>>> populated by childish fuckwits whose posts consist entirely of
>>>> "Please, spit the hook...." and "snigger hahaha." If you decide to
>>>> risk your sanity and actually post or read and believe any of the
>>>> things posted in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, you will find it helpful
>>>> to know that 24hoursupport.helpdesk is full of idiot trolls.
>>>> Posters to killfile include Brian H, Mike and Mara. Under no
>>>> circumstances should you accept anything that these trolls might post,
>>>> no matter
>>>> how plausible their arguments may sound. Under no circumstances
>>>> should you accept the unnoficial faq,
>>>> regularly posted by a known plagiarist. The poster's real name is
>>>> Ed Jablonowski and his current posting identity is <@.>. He has
>>>> been forced to alter it a number of times due to being caught
>>>> red-handed
>>>> plagiarising other people's advice and sticking it on his website,
>>>> passing it off as his own work. MICROSOFT PROFESSIONALS
>>>> =======================
>>>> The term Microsoft Professional is used to describe MVPs, MCSE, etc
>>>> and is a euphemism for unpaid prostitute. As an unbroken rule, they
>>>> either post complete and utter crap or they post incomplete
>>>> answers. If you receive a post from anyone passing themselves off as a
>>>> paid
>>>> prostitute or Microsoft Professional, discard the advice
>>>> immediately. If the advice sounds at least half plausible, it is
>>>> probably plagiarised anyway. SEARCH ENGINES
>>>> ==============
>>>> Nine times out of ten, posters DO NOT know what a search engine is,
>>>> let alone know how to use one. This is acceptable only in
>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, but not in alt.os.windows-xp. The losers in
>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk have plenty of free time on their hands and
>>>> will be very happy to undertake a search for you.
>>>>
>>>> If you are posting into 24hoursupport.helpdesk and you do know how
>>>> to use a search engine, simply exercise sheer mental laziness and
>>>> express an expectation that some mug in the group will do it for
>>>> for you. OFF TOPIC POSTS
>>>> ===============
>>>> Many groups have charters describing what is and is not considered
>>>> appropriate. Please ignore any statements by your service provider
>>>> or by any poster in 24hoursupport.helpdesk that are centered around
>>>> the notion that continued posting of off-topic articles is
>>>> prohibited. Since 24hoursupport.helpdesk does not have a charter,
>>>> there is no concept of off topic posting. Please feel free to post
>>>> into 24hoursupport.helpdesk on any subject you so desire, as one
>>>> lady did whose left breast hung six inches lower than her right
>>>> one. Please note that alt.os.windows-xp DOES have an official and
>>>> approved charter. alt.os.windows-xp is defined in the charter as a
>>>> discussion group, not a technical support group. Discussion is
>>>> defined as the consideration of a subject by a group; an earnest
>>>> conversation. \Dis*cus"sion\, n. [L. discussio a shaking,
>>>> examination, discussion: cf. F. discussion.] 1. The act or process of
>>>> discussing by breaking
>>>> up, or dispersing, as a tumor, or the like. 2. The act of
>>>> discussing or exchanging reasons; examination by argument; debate;
>>>> disputation; agitation. To fully understand the implications of
>>>> this, consider the word
>>>> Discussing. "Dis" as in this, "cussing" as in swearing.
>>>>
>>>> THANKS IN ADVANCE
>>>> =================
>>>> Posters who offer thanks in advance are indicating that they desire
>>>> no interaction with the posters in the newsgroup and are only
>>>> willing to read the replies of others without replying themselves.
>>>> If you post thanks in adance, please expect to be told to get
>>>> fucked in advance. THANKS, IT WORKED
>>>> =================
>>>> It is a generally accepted principle that when you obtain a clear
>>>> cut solution, you never say thanks, kiss my arse, or even tell the
>>>> helper to fuck right off and die. Do not reply to solutions with
>>>> any notion or idication that you are in any way remotely thankful.
>>>> Especially do not tell anyone that the solution worked. Also see
>>>> REPLIES BY E-MAIL. DO NOT TAKE THE ADVICE GIVEN YOU
>>>> ================================
>>>> It is quite acceptable to receive top-notch advice but to NOT take
>>>> that advice and instead accuse the posters in
>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk of not knowing anything at all. It is preferable
>>>> if you have
>>>> preconceived ideas of what the fix should be and then proceed to
>>>> dispute the advice anyone in 24hoursupport.helpdesk might provide.
>>>> This is especially effective if you are able to constuct a question
>>>> that elicits only the reply you are specifically looking for. Under
>>>> no circumstances should you attempt to describe just what it is you
>>>> are trying to achieve. Always try to construct your questions in
>>>> such a way that you only
>>>> get told what you want to hear. A good example question is "Do I
>>>> have to have two different programs or is their a way to put one
>>>> program on two computers?" If the advice is good advice, please
>>>> feel free to indicate your
>>>> displeasure and that you DO NOT like the advice. Please persist in
>>>> demanding only answers that would salve your dull conscience.
>>>>
>>>> WHAT IF YOU DO NOT GET ANY REPLIES OR YOU ONLY GET GIGGLED AT?
>>>> ==============================================================
>>>> It is acceptable practice in 24hoursupport.helpdesk to tell those
>>>> who swear at you that if they have nothing of value to add they
>>>> should keep shut. Please conveniently ignore the fact that
>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk is a public newsgroup and freedom of speech
>>>> is a valued right in many countries.
>>>> It is not acceptable for anyone to choose not to help you and then
>>>> tell you that's their choice so it's your bad luck.
>>>>
>>>> ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE POSTED IN HTML AND IN ALL CAPS.
>>>> =====================================================
>>>> Contrary to what certain trolls will tell you, this is NOT a text
>>>> only group. HTML should be used for posting all questions. All text
>>>> in HTML posts must be IN CAPITALS LETTERS.
>>>>
>>>> PLEASE SET YOUR PC CLOCK FORWARD 2 DAYS BEFORE POSTING.
>>>> =======================================================
>>>> If you want a fast response to your plight, always set your PC
>>>> clock forward by at least 48 hours before posting. This way, your
>>>> message remains on the top of the stack and guarantees that anyone
>>>> entering the group will see your message first.
>>>>
>>>> IF YOU ARE REPLYING TO SOMEONE, QUOTE ALL THE TEXT AND TYPE YOUR
>>>> REPLY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST.
>>>> =========================================================================
>>>> It is imperative that you quote all the text in a reply, without
>>>> editing it, and commence posting from the bottom of your reply. By
>>>> doing this, you preserve the electronic conversation and keep it in
>>>> a logical sequence, top to bottom, just as you would read a book.
>>>>
>>>> NAME CALLING IS ACCEPTABLE AND REQUIRED.
>>>> ========================================
>>>> Since you will not always get the answer you desire every time you
>>>> post into 24hoursupport.helpdesk, it is a good idea to have a few
>>>> swear words ready to toss around. If you are in a real hurry for a
>>>> reply, please swear liberally in your original post to save time.
>>>> See the end of this FAQ for a list of acceptable swear words.
>>>>
>>>> HELPING OTHERS WHEN YOU CANNOT FIX YOUR OWN ISSUES
>>>> ==================================================
>>>>
>>>> If you have posted a plea for help into 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>>>> it is a very simple problem to resolve, you are qualified to
>>>> provide technical advice to anyone you see fit on any issue you
>>>> desire. You are also qualified to provide technical responses if you
>>>> know of
>>>> someone who owns a computer or have heard of rumours of anyone
>>>> owning computer. If you fall into this category and are too lazy or
>>>> too stupid to read the posting guidelines in SECTION 3 of this
>>>> document, then follow the bigjon
>>>> (jhy...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) rule of technical support:
>>>> "I just post thoughts and ideas that may or may not be of use."
>>>>
>>>> By applying the bigjon rule, you should be in a postion to reply to
>>>> the following genuine problem:
>>>>
>>>> "My system hard disk is developing problems and I want to transfer
>>>> the contents of C: to a new drive without buying Norton Ghost?"
>>>>
>>>> If you correctly apply the bigjon rule, your advice would be "Buy
>>>> Norton Ghost."
>>>>
>>>> If you apply the bigjon rule of technical support and get into an
>>>> argument with the original poster about your reply, just apply the
>>>> gregh rule of technical support:
>>>>
>>>> "Look, you low-grade moron, you got an answer."
>>>>
>>>> That's right. The gregh rule of technical support is, "An answer is
>>>> an answer, no matter how stupid it is and you are a thankless piece
>>>> of shit for not knowing that."
>>>>
>>>> IF YOU HAVE A VIRUS, ATTACH IT TO YOUR POST.
>>>> ============================================
>>>> This is vital. Posts about possible viruses cannot be answered
>>>> without the actual virus being attached for analysis. Please make
>>>> sure you do this. ADVERTISING AND OTHER ATTACHMENTS
>>>> =================================
>>>> Please feel free to post fisting and bestiality videos. The bigger
>>>> the file, the better.
>>>>
>>>> As the folk who inhabit 24hoursupport.helpdesk are mostly
>>>> beer-swilling rednecks and deranged hillbillies living trailer
>>>> parks located in the wilds of the Alabama boondocks, access to
>>>> radio and televison services is very limited. Please feel free to
>>>> advertise your haberdashery, and do it frequently. Attaching
>>>> mind-bogglingly
>>>> fast animated gifs that carry an epilepsy warning is highly
>>>> encouraged. TEST POSTS
>>>> ==========
>>>> It is not always possible to discern the tell-tale signs of
>>>> intelligent life in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, so test posts are
>>>> always welcome. Please ensure that you post a test using your real
>>>> e-mail address. The subject header should be along the lines of
>>>> "TESTING TESTING 123" and the contents should contain the
>>>> following: ICICLES, POPSICLES, SPECTACLES, TESTI ... NG 123
>>>>
>>>> REPLIES BY E-MAIL
>>>> =================
>>>> It is always best to request that someone send you a private e-mail
>>>> in response to a question posted into the group. Since
>>>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk is populated by trolls, fuckwits and
>>>> giggling girls, there really is no point in posting into the group
>>>> then watching and waiting to see if anyone replies. If you get a reply,
>>>> it's either going say "Please, spit the hook...." or "snigger
>>>> hahaha" and since nobody has an interest in knowing what the fix
>>>> was so that others can be helped in the future, there's no point
>>>> keeping it in the group. SAMPLE QUESTIONS
>>>> ================
>>>> Use the following sample post as a guide to formulating your text
>>>> and getting it ready for 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>>
>>>> I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING! MY EMAIL DOESN'T WORK AND I DON'T
>>>> KNOW WHAT MY PASSWORD IS!!!!!!? CAN YOU TELL ME MY PASSWORD
>>>> PLEASE???? I DROPPED BAKED BEANS ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW MY PET
>>>> FERRET WON'T GET OFF! WHAT CAN I DO???!!!????? SOMETHING HAS GONE
>>>> WRONG! I KEEP GETTING AN ERROR MESSAGE!!!! WHAT DOES IT
>>>> MEAN????!!!!????? Note the vigorous use of exclamation and
>>>> question marks for added
>>>> urgency and emphasis of your plight.
>>>>
>>>> SAMPLE REPLIES
>>>> ==============
>>>> If the fly amid the social worker fondles a tally-whacker, then the
>>>> shit-lipped blancmange convulses. A blowy hippopotamus is halfway
>>>> dead on target. If the forger strikes the lout, then the
>>>> flap-dragon farts. Usually a diminutively cross-eyed miscreant
>>>> giggles, therefore a wrongly camel-toed dick sleeps. When a head
>>>> louse is inept, the fainthearted farkleberry ogles the arse. A
>>>> lout betwixt a gerbil, the cutpurse onto a pimp, and some squirrel are
>>>> what made America
>>>> rotten. The knotted aardvark begins, and a fatly amoeban pubic hair
>>>> lingers;
>>>> however, a reversibly argus-eyed criminal bends a glove doll amid
>>>> some guzzler. Furthermore, a dogfish burps, and a reprobate afore
>>>> the frottage fondles the bouffant tramp.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> SECTION 2
>>>> =========
>>>> =========
>>>>
>>>> This is the 24hoursupport.helpdesk and alt.os.windows-xp Computer
>>>> Problem Help Request Form. All posters requesting help in this
>>>> newsgroup are required to complete this form and post the answers
>>>> to the group. The regulars will then determine what course of action
>>>> needs to be taken to resolve your problem.
>>>>
>>>> 1. Describe the problem.
>>>>
>>>> 2. Now describe the problem accurately.
>>>>
>>>> 3. Please speculate wildly about the cause of the problem.
>>>>
>>>> 4. PART 1: Select the severity of the problem:
>>>>
>>>> a. Minor
>>>> b. Insignificant
>>>> c. Trivial
>>>> d. Mildly annoying
>>>> e. Immaterial
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> PART 2: Select how you will feel when you are told to "fuck off,
>>>> you dumb cunt":
>>>>
>>>> a. Distressed
>>>> b. Disturbed
>>>> c. Heartbroken
>>>> d. Offended
>>>> e. Awful
>>>> f. Degraded
>>>> g. Cheap
>>>> h. Loathsome
>>>> i. Wretched
>>>>
>>>> 5. Is the computer plugged in?
>>>>
>>>> 6. Is it turned on?
>>>>
>>>> 7. Have you read the manual?
>>>>
>>>> 8. Are you sure you've read the manual?
>>>>
>>>> 9. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?
>>>>
>>>> 10. Do you think you understood the manual?
>>>>
>>>> Yes? Why can't you fix the problem yourself?
>>>>
>>>> No? Why buy a computer if you don't understand them?
>>>>
>>>> 11. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
>>>>
>>>> 12. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
>>>>
>>>> Yes? You idiot.
>>>>
>>>> No? Try to fix it yourself.
>>>>
>>>> 13. Have you made it worse?
>>>>
>>>> Yes? You idiot.
>>>>
>>>> No? Oh well, shit happens.
>>>>
>>>> 14. Will you get into trouble?
>>>>
>>>> Yes? You poor bugger.
>>>>
>>>> No? Oh well, shit happens.
>>>>
>>>> 15. Can you blame someone else?
>>>>
>>>> Yes? Problem solved.
>>>>
>>>> No? Go to Question 15.
>>>>
>>>> SECTION 3
>>>> =========
>>>> =========
>>>>
>>>> This section should be read and followed by those wishing to reply
>>>> to a question.
>>>>
>>>> Do not read anything that original posters write. Instead, to
>>>> support your argument, offer an interpretation of what you thought
>>>> they might have said. You may also expand on this by offering an
>>>> opinion of what you think they should have said.
>>>>
>>>> If you are inadvertently forced to read something written by an
>>>> original poster, never read it in sequential order and certainly
>>>> never, ever read a post from an original poster in context. It is
>>>> imperative to try to understand what you think the original poster
>>>> is trying to convey rather than what he really is attempting to
>>>> say. Reading a post from an original poster in any sort of order
>>>> will only retard your assessment of what you think he might have or
>>>> should have said. If you find yourself reading a post from original
>>>> poster, you should
>>>> take great care to remember that what you think an original poster
>>>> meant to say is far more important than what he really tried to
>>>> say. You should always interpret original poster scribblings in usenet
>>>> as actually describing the way they think, though this does not
>>>> apply if the original poster is trying to describe the way they think
>>>> things should be. This is an extremely difficult call to make and
>>>> if you are finding it
>>>> difficult going, just take it out of context, misquote it and use
>>>> it in evidence against the original poster. This is a very good
>>>> fallback position as original posters never notice it. However be
>>>> aware that America has a Constitution to protect the rights of its
>>>> citizens, thus American original posters have the right to remain
>>>> stupid. You should consider all original posters to be vacuous and
>>>> stupid.
>>>> Do not allow bleating and whining original posters to convince you
>>>> that you are being unfair to them as this tactic will merely divert
>>>> you from the truth. A little bit of history under your belt will
>>>> go a long way to
>>>> understanding the original poster psyche. If you ever find yourself
>>>> discussing Vietnam with an American original poster, you will do
>>>> well to remember the three American original poster interpretations
>>>> of the outcome of that war, vis-a-vis:
>>>>
>>>> A) America won
>>>> B) America lost
>>>> C) America neither won nor lost. It just came second
>>>>
>>>> Remember that original poster posts are complete fabrications,
>>>> which are devoid of scholarship and never contain a single considered
>>>> thought. It is best to skip an original poster's messages
>>>> altogether because only very small fragments of their posts will
>>>> be meaningful anyway. If you must reply to a post from an original
>>>> poster and wish to give
>>>> the original poster the benefit of reading his/her words again by
>>>> including quotations from their post in order to prove that you are
>>>> right and the original poster is wrong, the following procedure
>>>> will assist you: Cut out all the paragraphs from his post and keep
>>>> only every third
>>>> or fourth one -- This can be varied according to the phases of the
>>>> seasons, the days of the week, or even the music being played on
>>>> the radio -- for example, if today is Wednesday and it is winter
>>>> and Elvis Presley music is being played, cut out three lines from each
>>>> paragraph, cut out every second paragraph that is left, cut the
>>>> last paragraph and paste it to where the first one was. If you are
>>>> not too concerned about being very sensitive to original
>>>> posters and do not care about their self-esteem (thanks Gnu), then
>>>> by all means, paste quotes from other people's messages and force
>>>> the original poster to admit they were his comments.
>>>>
>>>> It is quite acceptable and within the limits of permissible
>>>> discussion with an original poster to leave words, phrases,
>>>> sentences, and entire paragraphs out of the quote. It is also
>>>> allowable to engage in stealthy fact swapping and exaggeration in
>>>> order to conceal and confuse the original context of the original
>>>> poster's opinion beyond recognition. In short, if it is to your
>>>> benefit and the original poster's disadvantage, it is allowable.
>>>> However you should be wary of even hinting to the original poster
>>>> that you have done any of these things because the information may
>>>> come in handy when the original poster becomes psychotic and
>>>> follows you from one newsgroup to the next and maniacally posts 9kb
>>>> messages containing what he or she thinks is proof that you were
>>>> wrong. If you feel that the original poster you are engaged in
>>>> debate with is attempting any of these devices you should wail loudly
>>>> and
>>>> accuse the original poster of typical small-mindedness, under-handed
>>>> fact
>>>> swapping, deception, deceitfulness, treachery, dishonesty,
>>>> duplicity, perfidy ... and whatever other words your superior (by
>>>> default) education has provided to your repertoire.
>>>>
>>>> On the subject of repertoire, the original poster runs out of ideas
>>>> after exhausting the inevitable poo, bum, wee, dick, arse, tit,
>>>> cunt, mother, brother, sister, windoz suks references. You can help
>>>> the original poster by providing them with the following:
>>>>
>>>> Instead of you putting not even a single thought into anything you
>>>> post, just use this list. All you do is post the number for the
>>>> lame you want to devestate people with. Just hit anyone with a good old
>>>> 6, 11, 13 combo and they're out for the count... lamed senseless:
>>>>
>>>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win.
>>>> (dance, owned etc.) You are my bitch. Spank.
>>>> You are my toy. You are delusional. You love me.
>>>> You are jealous. You follow me around. You are
>>>> obsessed.
>>>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore
>>>> I win. Post edit, context snip, etc. I knew all along.
>>>> That was my intention. YHBT.
>>>> 4. Fag, native, fuck your mother,
>>>> sister, brother,  father. Cock sucker,
>>>> asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
>>>> newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
>>>> loser, child, village idiot, immature, necrophile,
>>>> paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
>>>> geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, bestiality
>>>> etc.
>>>> 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
>>>> vagina, bodily excretions, masturbation etc.
>>>> 6. blink (clueless)
>>>> 7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation,
>>>> comprehension lame, plagiarism.
>>>> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, lame by
>>>> proxy, truth hurts, takes one to know one.
>>>> So you don't know the answer then? Get a
>>>> life. That proves my point. You remind me of, etc.
>>>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke.
>>>>
>>>> In conclusion, the method outlined here for engaging original
>>>> posters in discussion will almost guarantee that you will be in the
>>>> forefront of the original poster's mind... along with his or her
>>>> psychoses, hallucinations, nausea, dizziness, anxiety, panic
>>>> attacks, insomnia, confusion and depression.
>>>>
>>>> If you play the mind-game right, you can bypass the original
>>>> poster's conscious mind (well, what little there is of it, anyway)
>>>> and enter whatever information you so desire directly into their
>>>> thick bone heads and they'll never ever know -- unless you keep
>>>> archives so
>>>> you can rub their faces in it when they psychotically chase you around
>>>> usenet yelling, "I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
>>>>
>>>> Remember now, what is important is what you claim the original
>>>> poster said, not what the original poster actually said. Be
>>>> untruthful, deceptive, ambiguous, arrogant, condescending,
>>>> pompous, patronising, scornful and wishy-washy. Who cares? The
>>>> original poster might, but does anyone else? Who will know? Certainly
>>>> not the original poster.
>>>>
>>>> IMPORTANT FOOTNOTE: "Me too" posters and "it works for me" posters
>>>> are original posters by default. It is quite acceptable to assume
>>>> that a "Me too" poster or "it works for me" poster is, in actual
>>>> fact, a wannabe original poster. Wannabe original posters should be
>>>> as mercilessly newbie-fucked as original posters.
>>>>
>>>> ADDITIONAL NOTE: Children may be present in these newsgroups. If
>>>> you suspect that children are reading your posts, ensure that your
>>>> posts are littered with florid vocabulary. Acceptable words include;
>>>> Fuck, Shit, Piss, Hell, Cunt, Pussy, Tits, Ass. Mother Fucker, Son
>>>> of a Bitch, Nigger, Bastard, Bitch, Whore, Balls, Cum, Damn, Holy Shit,
>>>> Holy Fuck, Holy Mother Fucker, Hard-on, Corn-hole, butt-fuck,
>>>> Chink, Kike, Cock sucker, Clit, Nuts, Fuck face, Blow job, Header,
>>>> God Damn, Screw, Trailer Trash, Fucked up, Fart, Snot, Bugger,
>>>> Jerk-off, Prick, Dick, Peter, Jew boy, Slut, Fag, Queer, Shit,
>>>> Ass, Dumb Ass, Dyke, Nigger lover, Nigger hater, Ass-hole, gook,
>>>> gooner, Arse, Bloody, Spick, Tramp. APPENDIX A
>>>> ==========
>>>> ==========
>>>>
>>>> If you prefer not to use the words FUCK, CUNT, COCK, or TITS,
>>>> choose a substitute from the following list:
>>>>
>>>> Pork sword, godamn, bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit,
>>>> dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung, cheese, laying some cable,
>>>> dropping a load, ass, booty, hiney, tokhes, bum, buns, rump,
>>>> cheeks, tits, jugs, bazooms, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons,
>>>> brown eyes, balls, nuts, onions, jewels, rocks, stones, ballbag,
>>>> jism, come, shoot, cream, wad, juice, peckertracks, pearl necklace,
>>>> crabs,
>>>> dose, syph, clap, gleet, raincoat, scumbag, rubber, gasket, french,
>>>> tickler, dildo, fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut,
>>>> bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection, vitamin F, knock-up,
>>>> putout, dipyourwick, hide the salami, quickie, nooner, matinee, pop
>>>> your cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas & cream,
>>>> piece of ass, nookie, poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash,
>>>> notch, twat, slash, ginch, hole, hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob,
>>>> snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam, furburger, tuna,
>>>> taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger, glory hole, merkin, mucket,
>>>> button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy, boy in the boat, man
>>>> in the, canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the
>>>> cotton pony, having the painters in, hard-on, rod-on, bone-on,
>>>> boner, stiff, piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls,
>>>> lovers nuts, cunt struck, queefer, pussy fart, asshole, bunghole,
>>>> little brown eyeball, bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck,
>>>> backdoor, bite the brown, sugar bowl pie, mustard, road, up the old
>>>> dirt road, hershey highway, fudge packer, pound cake, finger fuck,
>>>> dry hump, cop a feel, tit fuck, french fuck, one man band, hand
>>>> job, french job, blow job, head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job,
>>>> suckoff, give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle,
>>>> go down on, dive, moustache ride, sit on one's face, yodeling in
>>>> the gulley, sixty-nine, seventy-one, sixty-eight, golden showers,
>>>> around the world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog style, mongolian
>>>> cluster
>>>> fuck, group grope, gang bang, circle jerk, well hung, dick, prick,
>>>> dork, dong, tong, doniker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwanz, schmuck,
>>>> putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick,
>>>> snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef,
>>>> weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, tallywacker, middle leg, short
>>>> arm, rod of love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak,
>>>> pink pencil, bald headded mouse, trouser snake, one eyed monster, one
>>>> eyed
>>>> wonder worm, jelly roll, puddin', jerkoff, jackoff, whackoff,
>>>> pulloff, beatoff, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your
>>>> dong,
>>>> pounding, your pud, bleeding your weed, stroking it, giving it a
>>>> tug, beating the bishop, jerk the gherkin, shootin' putty at the
>>>> moon, pocket pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, queen, punk, faggot,
>>>> quiff, dyke, diesel dyke, lezzie, bulldagger, box lunch, seafood,
>>>> rough trade, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, fuck off, piss off,
>>>> piss on you, stick it, stuff it, shove it, ram it, jam it, cram it, sit
>>>> on it, get laid, get in, get off, get it on, get it up, mother
>>>> fucker, cock sucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer, cocksman,
>>>> scatfan, peckerhead, fuck up, ball breaker, ball, buster, a real
>>>> pisser, cock teaser, cuntslapper, ass kisser, brown nose, shitass,
>>>> shit heel, douchebag, motherstrapalonian, fuck trophy, cunt nugget,
>>>> fleshloaf, cunt dropping, walking sperm, infestation, anklebiter,
>>>> booger-eater, bratzilla, crib lizard, crotchcricket, crotchfruit,
>>>> crumbcruncher, crumb grinder, fartling, floormonster, goldensprog,
>>>> hell spawn, kinderwhore, nipplecrunchers, nose miner, pussfruit,
>>>> shit factory, sperm 'n egg omlette, sproglodyte, snotmonster, ball
>>>> buster, bearded, beating the bishop, beef beef, eyes, bust your
>>>> nuts, clam, french tickler, get your rocks off, hand job, hell
>>>> spawn, injection, jam it, man in the canoe, middle leg, mongolian
>>>> cluster mother fucker, moustache, ride, muff dive, mustard road, on
>>>> the rag, one eyed monster, pencil, pink pipe job, pounding your
>>>> pud, rough rubber, factory, short, arm, skin, flute, trade, tuna
>>>> taco, up your ass, up your arse, wet dream, yodeling in the
>>>> gulley, pearl necklace, boy in the boat, little brown eyeball, up
>>>> your arse, shitarse, Aaron's Rod, Adam's Cave, Altar of Love, Apples,
>>>> Baby-Maker, Bald-Headed, Bald-Headed Butler, Ballocks, Baloney,
>>>> Banana, Bangers, Bat, Bathtub eel, Bayonet, Bean Tosser, Bearded
>>>> Blood Sausage, Beecham's Pills, Belly Buster, Belly Entrance, Belly
>>>> Ruffian, Bird, Bird's, Black Bess, Blade, Blue Vein Meatroll,
>>>> Bluebeard's Closet, Bone, Boo-Boos, Box, Broomstick, Brown Madam,
>>>> Bull's Eye, Bum Tickler, Bunny, Bush Beater, Bushy, Button Hole,
>>>> Button-Hole Worker, Cabbage Patch, Canal, Candle, Candle Holder,
>>>> Carnal Stump, Carrot, Cat's Meat, Cave of, Cavern, Cellar Door,
>>>> Charlies, Cherries, Chestnuts, Chicken, Child-Getter,
>>>> Chink-Stopper, Chocha, Clangers, Cleft, Club, Clutch, Cock,
>>>> Cockpit, Cojones, Cookie, Coot, Cootch, Cooze, Corey, Coupler, Crack
>>>> Haunter,
>>>> Cracksman, Cranny, Cranny Hunter, Creamstick, Crease, Crevice,
>>>> Crook, Crotch, Crumpet, Cubes, Culty, Dagger, Danglers, Dart of
>>>> Love, Dearest Member, Dicky, Dimple, Ding-Dong, Dinger,
>>>> Dingle-Dangle, Dipstick, Divine Scar, Dodaddy, Dolly, Donut,
>>>> Dooflicker, Down-Leg, Dragon, Drain, Dummy, Eel, Eel-Skinner, Eggs,
>>>> End, Family Jewels, Family-Organ, Fiddle Bow, Fish, Fish Tank,
>>>> Fishing Rod, Flapper, Flytrap, Fool-Sticker, Foreman, Fort,
>>>> Frinding Tool, Front Window, Fucker, Fur, Furbox, Furrow, Gadget,
>>>> Gap, Gaper, Gardener, Gate, Giggle Stick, Giggling, Ginny,
>>>> Girl-Street, Glands, Goat-Milker, Goolies, Gooser, Gravy Maker,
>>>> Gristle, Gully-Hole, Gut Stick, Gut Wrench, Hair, Hair Splitter,
>>>> Haircourt, Hairy Hot Dog, Hambone, Hanging Johnny, Happy Valley,
>>>> Harbor of Hope, Harmony, Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile, Hill,
>>>> histle, Hoe Handle, Hog Eye, Holy Porker, Honey-Hive, Honey-Pot, Horn,
>>>> Horse Collar, Hose, Hot
>>>> Box, Hot Spot, Under the House, Irish Fortune, Itching Jenny, Jack
>>>> in the Box, Jack Nasty-Face, Jemson, Jerking Iron, Jigger, Jing
>>>> Jang, Jockam, John, Johnnie, Johnny One-Eye, Johnson, Joy, Joy
>>>> Prong, Kanakas, Kidney Cracker, Kidney Wiper, King Member, Knocker,
>>>> Ladies' Delight, Ladies' Lollipop, Ladies' Treasure, Lance of life,
>>>> Life Preserver, Little Brother, Little Willie, Live Sausage, Liver
>>>> Turner, Lizard, Lobcock, Lobster, Lollypop, Long, Love, Love Dart,
>>>> Love Gun, Lucy, Lung Disturber, Mad Mick, Magic Wand, Man-Root,
>>>> Marbles, Marrow Bone, Marshmallows, Master John, Master of
>>>> Ceremonies, Meat Hook, Member, Merrymaker, Milkman, Mister
>>>> Goodwrench, Mister Tom, Mouse, Muscle, Mutton Dagger, My Body's
>>>> Captain, Nards, Natural Scythe, Needle, Nimrod, Nippy, Noodle, Old
>>>> Blind Bob, One-Eyed Milkman, One-Eyed Night Crawler in the
>>>> Turtle-Neck, One-Eyed Trouser, One-Eyed Wonder, Pant Muscle,
>>>> Pee-Pee, Pen, Pendulum, Perch, Piccolo, Picklock, Pikestaff, Pile
>>>> Driver, Pin, Pipe, Pisser, Pistol, Plugtail, Plums, Pocket, Pocket
>>>> Piccolo, Pointer, Poker, Pole, Post, Pounders, Pride & Joy, Pud,
>>>> Pudding, Pump Handle, Pup, Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love,
>>>> Quickening Peg, Quimstake, Ram, Ramrod, Raw Meat, Reamer, Red Cap,
>>>> Rocket, Rolling Pin, Rudder, Rupert, Russel the, Salami, Sausage,
>>>> Sceptre, Seeds, Sexing Piece, Shmock, Silent Flute, Slashers,
>>>> Spades, Spigot, Spike-Faggot, Spindle, Split-Rump, Spout, Spunk
>>>> Holders, Squirrel Food, St. Peter, Staff, Steak, Steaming Hot
>>>> Kanga, Sting, Stump, Sugar Stick, Sweater, Swingers, Sword, Tail
>>>> Pin, Tally-Whacker, Tassel, Tent Pig, The Bald-Headed Champ,
>>>> Thing, Third Leg, Thistle, Throbber, Throbbing Python of Love,
>>>> Thursday, Tickle-Gizzard, Torch of Cupid, Toy, Trap-Stick, Trouser
>>>> Anaconda, Trout, Tube, Uncle Dick, Vomiting Cobra, Wand , Wazoo,
>>>> Weapon, Wedge, Whacker, Whip, Whore-Pipe, Wick, Willie, Wingle, Wire,
>>>> Wonder, Worm, Yang, Yard, Yosh, Zubrick, FUCK!, a bit of beef, a
>>>> bit of bouncy-bouncy, a bit of butt, a bit of cauliflower, a bit of
>>>> crumpet, a bit of cuddle, a bit of fat, a bit of flat, a bit of
>>>> fork, a bit of front door work, a bit of fun, a bit of hair, a bit
>>>> of how's yer father, a bit of it, a bit of nifty, a bit of nobble,
>>>> a bit of nookey, a bit of pork, a bit of quimsy, a bit of raspberry,
>>>> a bit of rough, a bit of rumpty-tumpty, a bit of rumpy-bumpy, a bit
>>>> of rumpy-pumpy, a bit of snug, a bit of the other, a bit of skin,
>>>> a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, a bit of stiff, a bit of the old in
>>>> and
>>>> out, a dash up the channel, a knee trembler, a little game of
>>>> hide-the-sausage, a little o the one with tother, a little
>>>> one-on-one, a piece of crumpet, a poke in the whiskers, a poke
>>>> through the whiskers, a spot of Cupids archery, a spot hard
>>>> breathing, a squeeze and a squirt, accommodate, act of
>>>> androgynation, act of darkness, act of generation, act of kind, act
>>>> of love, act of pleasure, act of shame, act of sport, Adam-and-Eve
>>>> it, adamise, afternoon delight, all the way, amorous congress,
>>>> amorous rites, ashes hauled, assault with a friendly weapon, at it,
>>>> baby-making love, bag, bag up, bag of coke, bait the hook,
>>>> balaclava, balling, balling the jack, balls eye, baloney hop,
>>>> baloney ride, bam bam, bananas and cream, bandicooting, bang away,
>>>> bang like a shithouse door in a gale, bang like a shithouse door in
>>>> the wind, banging, banging away, Barrer Moke, bash leather, basket
>>>> making, bat up, bawdy banquet, bayonet drill, BBQ'N, be intimate
>>>> with, be with a woman, beanfeast, bear play, beast with two backs,
>>>> beat someone with the ugly stick, beating around the bush, beaver
>>>> shooting, bed someone, bed someone down, bed rite, bed sports,
>>>> bedtime story, bedwork, belly slapping, belly-bump, belly-bumping,
>>>> belly ride, belly-to-belly, belly warmer, bellying, belt, best and
>>>> plenty of it, the, between the sheets, big F, big number, big time,
>>>> biological event, bisecting the triangle, bit of beef, bit of
>>>> bouncy-bouncy, bit of butt, bit of cauliflower, bit of cuddle, bit
>>>> of cunt, bit of ebony goodness, bit of fat, bit of flat, bit of
>>>> fork, bit of front door work, bit of fun, bit of hair, bit of hard
>>>> for a bit of soft, bit of meat, bit of nifty, bit of nobble, bit of
>>>> nookey, bit of pork, bit of quimsy, bit of raspberry, bit of rough,
>>>> bit of skinbit of snug, bit of snug for a bit of stiff, bit of
>>>> stiff, bit of the old in and out, bit of the other, blanket
>>>> hornpipe, block, blow off on the groundsels, blow off the loose
>>>> corns, bludgeon the flaps, board, boff, boffing, boink, boinking,
>>>> the bold thing, bone smuggling, bone-up, bone dance, boning, bonk,
>>>> bonking, boom-boom, bop, bopping, bore, bottom knocking, bottom
>>>> wetting, bounce in bed, bounce the bedspring, bouncing,
>>>> bouncy-bouncy, box step, box the compass, break a lance with, break
>>>> a peter on, break open the pie, breed, breeding, broad-jumping,
>>>> buckwild, buckwilding, bull session, bulling, bump and grind, bump
>>>> bellies, bump bones, bump fur, bump nasties, bump pelvis, bump
>>>> uglies, bumping pussy, bumping uglies, bunk-up, buried alive,
>>>> burlap, bury face upwards, bury it, bury the bishop, bury the bone,
>>>> bury the hatchet where it won't rust, bury the hobbit, bury the
>>>> salami, bury the weenie, bury the wick, bush patrol, bushwack, bust
>>>> some booty, bust her out, butcher, butter and eggs, butter the
>>>> muffin, buttock ball, buttock jig, buttock stirring, buttonhole
>>>> work, buzz, buzz the brillo, californicate, calk, cane, carnal
>>>> acquaintance, carnal connection, carnal engagement, carnal
>>>> knowledge, carnal pleasures, carnival knowledge, carry-me-down,
>>>> caterwauling, cut a side, cut a slice of the joint, catch an
>>>> oyster, cattle, cattle truck, caulk, cavaultcavaulting, chafer,
>>>> chamber combat, chamber games, change one's luck, changing your oil,
>>>> charge, charver, chauvering, chaver, check her oil, chimney sweep,
>>>> christen the yak, christening, chuck a tread, chuck, chunk, churn the
>>>> butter, click, clicket, climb, clubcock, cock up, cockstupration,
>>>> coit, coition, coiture, coitus, Colonel Puck, colonial puck, colt, come
>>>> about, come across, come over, come to my bed and we'll practice
>>>> parallel parking, coming and going, commerce, concubitus, congress,
>>>> conjugal act, conjugal embrace, conjugal relations, conjugal rites,
>>>> conjugals, conjugate, connubial pleasures, connubial relations,
>>>> consort with, consummate a marriage, consummate a relationship,
>>>> consummate a union, converse, cool out, copping, copula carnalis,
>>>> copula fornicatoria, copulate, copulating, copulation, corking,
>>>> corking the onion, corn on the cob, couch, couch rugby, couple,
>>>> coupling, couple with, courtesy fuck, cover, crack it, crack the
>>>> belly, cram, cranberry dip, crawl, creaming the twinkie, cucumber
>>>> rhumba, cuddle, cuddle-my-cuddle, cully-shangycunting, Cupid's
>>>> archery, cure the horn, curl her tail, cush, cut off the joint,
>>>> cutting a slice, cuzzie, daily, daily mail, dance, dance in the
>>>> sheets, dance on the mattress, dance the beginning of the world,
>>>> dance the blanket hornpipe, dance the buttocks jig, dance the
>>>> goat's jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the
>>>> matrimonial polka, dance the mattress jig, dance the miller's
>>>> reel, dance the reels o' Bogie, dance the sheets, dancing in the
>>>> sheets, darb, dash in the bloomers, dash up the channel, daub the
>>>> brush, deed, deed of kind, deed of pleasure, delivering the wood,
>>>> dibble, dick dip, dicky
>>>> dunk, dig in the wiskers, dig out, dinky tickle, dip one's bill, dip
>>>> the
>>>> fly, dip the wick, dip your stick, dip your stinger in the honey,
>>>> dipping the wick, dirty deed, the, dirty work at the crossroads,
>>>> disappearing cane trick, the, discourse, discussing Uganda,
>>>> disporting oneself, dive in the dark, dive into the dark, do, do a
>>>> back fall, do a bit of beef, do a bit of front door action, do a
>>>> bit of nifty, do a bottom-wetter, do a dicky dick, do a dive in the
>>>> dark, do a dogs rig, do a flop, do a grind, do horizontal
>>>> exercises, do a kindness to, do a leap, do a lewd infusion, do a line
>>>> with, do
>>>> a nifty, do an inside worry, do an upright, do a perpendicular, do
>>>> a push, do a rudeness to, do a slide up the board, do a spread, do
>>>> a tumble, do a woman's job for her, do it, do me nasty, do
>>>> miracles, do number three, do one's kind, do one's office, do over, do
>>>> slippery belly, do some good for yourself, do some nose paintaing,
>>>> do somebody, do the act of darkness, do the agreeable, do the bad
>>>> thing, do the beast with two backs, do the big nasty, do the bone
>>>> dance, do the business, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty,
>>>> do the dirty deed, do the dirty thing, do the divine work of
>>>> fatherhood, do the do, do the filth, do the grown-up thing, do the
>>>> horizontal hula, do the horizontal mambo, do the horizontal tummy
>>>> bump, do the nasty, do the natural thing, do the naughty, do the
>>>> pussydo the rump-shaker, do the sex act, do the story with someone,
>>>> do the thing, do the trick, do the tube-snake boogey, do the
>>>> two-backed beast, do the ugly deed, do the ugly-bumpy, do the wild
>>>> thing, do what comes naturally, do what newlyweds do, doing the
>>>> thang, doing the wild thing, doinking, dock, dog, dog's match,
>>>> dog's rig, doggy-dancing, doing a perpendicular, doing it, Donald,
>>>> Donald Duck, doodle, drill, drive, drive into it, drive it home,
>>>> drive it to home base, drives the meat bus into tuna town, driving Miss
>>>> Daisy, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drop ones load,
>>>> drop one's drawers, duelling bedsprings, dunk the dingus, dunk the
>>>> dolphin, dunk the love-muscle, dunk, dunking, dunking the love
>>>> muscle, Dutch treat, ear, ease, ease nature, ease oneself,
>>>> edeapsis, eff, effing, empty one's trash, engage in marriage joys,
>>>> engage in three to one and bound to lose, enjoy, enjoy a woman, enjoy a
>>>> plaster of warm guts, enjoy a roll in the hay, enjoy favors,
>>>> entertain, entertaining royalty, erotic congress, every night about
>>>> this time, exchange bodily fluids, exchange DNA, exchange flesh,
>>>> exercise one's marital rights, exercise the armadillo, exercise the
>>>> ferret, F, F-ing, F-word, face-to-face mating, fall backward, fall
>>>> in the furrow, fall to it, fast breathing, favor, feather bed jig,
>>>> federating, feed the bearded clam, feed the beever, feed the cat,
>>>> feed the clam, feed the dumb glutton, feed the dummy, feed the
>>>> fish, feed the monkey, feed the pussy, feed somebody's monkey,
>>>> feeding the bearded clam, fenorking, ferk, ferret, fettle, fickey
>>>> fick, fidget the midget in Bridget, filling the box, filling the
>>>> juicebox, firk,
>>>> firkin, first game ever played, fish supper, fishing for kippers,
>>>> fit, fit ends, fit end to end, fit pipes, fix her plumbing, fix
>>>> someone up, fizzing, flat dancing, flesh, flesh it, flesh session,
>>>> flimpflop, flop in, flop in the hay, fly-by-night, foining,
>>>> folk-dancing, fool around with, foot, foraminate, fore and aft,
>>>> fork, forking, fornicate, fornication, four-legged frolic, frail
>>>> job, frat, fraternize, fratting, free one's hips, Friar Tuck, frig,
>>>> frigging, front door work, fruit that made man wise, the, fuck-a
>>>> Jesuit, fuckation, fuck by the book, fuck one's brains out,
>>>> fucking, fuckle, fugging, fulke, fun and games, funch, funny
>>>> business, furgle, futter, futuere, futy, futz, futz around, game of
>>>> inches,
>>>> gasp and grunt, gaying it, genital intercourse, get a bellyful of
>>>> marrow, get a bellyful of pudding, get a bit, get a chunk, get a
>>>> crumpet, get a go at the creamstick, get a hunk, get a leg over,
>>>> get a little, get a piece, get a piece of ass, get a shot of leg, get a
>>>> shove in your blind eye, get a snippet, get a wet bottom, get a wet
>>>> one, get about her, get at it, get between the sheets with, get
>>>> buckwild, get busy, get down to business, get down to it, get down
>>>> with, get going, get hilt and hair, get home, get horizontal, get
>>>> hulled between wind and water, get into, get into bed with, get
>>>> into her pants, get into one's drawers, get Into some serious flesh,
>>>> get
>>>> into somebody's drawers, get into somebody's pants, get into the
>>>> pants of, get it off, get it off with, get Jack in the orchard, get
>>>> layed, get lucky, get mud for your turtle, get off the gun, get off
>>>> with, get on top of, get one's ashes hauled, get one's balls off,
>>>> get one's banana peeled, get one's chimney swept out, get one's
>>>> cookies, get ones end away, get one's end in, get one's end wet,
>>>> get one's greens, get one's jollies, get one's kettle mended, get
>>>> one's leather stretched, get one's leg across, get ones leg
>>>> lifted, get ones leg over, get one's noodle wet, get one's nuts
>>>> cracked, get
>>>> ones nuts off, get one's oats, get one's oil changed, get one's
>>>> pole varnished, get ones rocks off, get physical, get rigged, get
>>>> shot in the tail, get sloppy, get some, get some action, get some area,
>>>> get
>>>> some ass, get some big leg, get some cold cock, get some crack, get
>>>> some cunt, get some goose, get some hair, get some hole, get
>>>> someone into the cot, get some leg, get some nookie, get some
>>>> pussy, get some slickem on your hangdown, get some soft leg, get some
>>>> stuff,
>>>> get some tail, get some trim, get some quim, get some tweeze, get
>>>> stabbed in the thigh, get stuffed, get the leg over, get the sugar
>>>> stick, get the upshot, get there, get through, get to home plate,
>>>> get to it, get together with, get up the pole, get up the yard, get
>>>> wild, get your bean waxed, get your bone honed, get your bunny
>>>> boiled, get your canoe shellacked, get your end away, get your end
>>>> wet, get your horns filed, get your noodle wet, get your poker wet,
>>>> get your weiner wet, getting a piece, getting bent, getting it on,
>>>> getting laid, getting ones end away, getting plugged, getting run,
>>>> getting skins, getting some skin, getting your end away, getting
>>>> your leg-over, gift of one's body, give a bit of hard for a bit of
>>>> soft, give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give a hole to hide
>>>> in, give a shot of leg, give a thrill, give a woman a shot, give
>>>> hard for soft, give her a bit of the other, give her a past, give her a
>>>> length, give her a shot, give her a stab, give her a thrill, give
>>>> her one, give her the time, give him one, give it to someone, give
>>>> juice for jelly, give mutton for beef, give one a bone, give one a
>>>> frigging, give one a jump, give one a past, give one a screwing,
>>>> give one a shot, give one a stab, give one a tumble, give oneself
>>>> to, give pussy a taste of cream, give soft for hard, give some
>>>> body, give someone the business, give someone the shaft, give
>>>> someone the works, give standing room for one only, give someone
>>>> the business, give the dog a bone, give the ferret a run, give the old
>>>> man his
>>>> supper, give up one's treasure, give way, glazing the donut, go all
>>>> the way, go at it, go ballocking, go beard-splitting, go
>>>> bed-pressing, go belly-thumping, go boom-boom, go bum-tickling, go
>>>> bum-working, go bush-ranging, go buttocking, go cock-fighting, go
>>>> cunny-catching, go doddling, go doodling, go drabbling, go
>>>> facemaking, go fleshing it, go for a horizontal jog, go in and out
>>>> like a fiddlers elbow, go in unto, go leather-stretching, go like a
>>>> belt-fed motor, go on bush patrol, go on the loose, go on the
>>>> stitch, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go quim-sticking, go
>>>> rumping, go rump-splitting, go stargazing, go the length, go the
>>>> limit, go the whole way, go through, go to bed with, go to
>>>> Hairyfordshire, go to it, go to town, go to work with, go
>>>> tromboning, go tummy tickling, go twat-faking, go up her like a rat
>>>> up a drain, go upstairs, go vaulting, go with, goat's jig, going
>>>> all the way, going and coming, going halvsies on an orgasm, going
>>>> horizontal, gombo, goose, goose and duck, grabbing some snatch,
>>>> grafting, grant favors, grant the favor, grasp and grunt, gratify
>>>> someone's desires, grease the wheel, greasing the pole, grind,
>>>> grind it, grind one's tool, grinding, groan and grunt, ground rations,
>>>> growl and grunt, grumble and grunt, grummet, hailing, halve the
>>>> crack, hammer, hammering, hamming, handy-dandy, hanging at the Y,
>>>> hard-assed love, hard breathing, hava a banana with, have a bang,
>>>> have a beef injection, have a bottom-wetter, have a bit, have a bit
>>>> of bum, have a bit of cock, have a bit of crumpet, have a bit of
>>>> cunt, have a bit of fish, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of fun,
>>>> have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of
>>>> jam, have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork,
>>>> have a bit of rough, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split mutton,
>>>> have
>>>> a bit of stuff, have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of summer
>>>> cabbage, have a bit of tail, have a bit on the fork, have a blow
>>>> through, have a brush with the cue, have a cuddle, have a cut off
>>>> the joint, have a dash in the bloomers, have a double shot, have a
>>>> fuck, have a good time, have a good time with, have a hot roll with
>>>> cream, have a joy ride, have a jump with, have a knee trembler,
>>>> have a live sausage for supper, have a naughty, have a piece of ass,
>>>> have a piece of tail, have a poke, have a rattle, have a ride, have a
>>>> roll in the hay, have a screw, have a slice off the joint, have a
>>>> shag, have a tumble, have a turn on one's back, have an affair
>>>> with, have carnal knowledge, have carnal knowledge of, have
>>>> coition, have coitus with, have fun, have fun with, have hot
>>>> pudding for supper, have intimate relations with, have it away with,
>>>> have it in, have
>>>> it off, have it off with, have one's banana peeled, have one's cut,
>>>> have one's foul way with, have ones greens, have one's oats, have
>>>> ones way with, have one's will with, have personal relations with,
>>>> have relations, have relations with, have sexhave sex with, have
>>>> sexual relations, have sexual relations with, have someone away,
>>>> have the banana peeled, have union with, having a bit, having it
>>>> off, having sex, he-ing and she-ing, hide the ferret, hide the
>>>> Hooded Hodad, hide the hot dog, hide the sausage, hide the weasel,
>>>> hide the wienie, hit on the fall, hit on the tail, hit skins, hit
>>>> the kitten, hit the sack with, hitting skins, hive it, hobble, hog,
>>>> hole it, hole in one, home base, home run, home plate, hone, honey
>>>> fuck, hook up, hop in the saddle, hop into bed with, hop into the
>>>> horses collar, hop on, hop on a babe, hop on the good foot, hop up
>>>> and down, horizontal bop, horizontal dancing, horizontal exercise,
>>>> horizontal folk-dancing, horizontal jitterbug, horizontal jogging,
>>>> horizontal hula, horizontal mambo, horizontal refreshment,
>>>> horizontal relaxation, horizontal rhumba, horizontal rumble,
>>>> horizontalize, hormone fix, horry, hose, hosing, hot beef
>>>> injection, hot lay, hot meat injection, hot roll with cream, hot
>>>> tailing,
>>>> huddle, hump, humping, hump 'em and dump 'em, humpery, humpin' and
>>>> bumpin', hunk of ass, hunk of butt, huntch, impale, in copulo,
>>>> in-and-in, in-and-out, in-and-out jig, in coitu, in-out, in the
>>>> box, in the hay, in the kip, in the sack, in the saddle, in to the
>>>> hilt,
>>>> intercourse, interior decorating, interior sledging, intimate
>>>> relations, introduce Charlie, Charley, introduce the captain,
>>>> introduce the captain to his pie, intromission, Irish whist,
>>>> irrigate, involved with someone, it's naughty but nice, it takes
>>>> two to tango, jab, jack, Jack Horny, janney, jape, jazz it,
>>>> jazz-fiddle, jeeping, jig, jig-a-jig, jig-jig, jigga-jig,
>>>> jiggady-jig, jiggery pokery, jiggle, jiggling, jiggy-jig,
>>>> jing-jang, jingle-jangle, jobbing, jock, Joe Buck, jog, join giblets,
>>>> join paunches, joining
>>>> faces, jokum cloy, jolly ride, jolt, jottle, jounce, juke, joy
>>>> ride, juggle, jumble, jump bones, jump in the sack, jump someone's
>>>> bones, jump up and down, kick it with, knee trembler, knick-knacking,
>>>> knob
>>>> it, knob-jockery, knobbing, knock, knock boots with, knock it off,
>>>> knock it out, knock off a piece, knocking boots, knocking the
>>>> bottom out, knot with, know, know someone biblically, know someone
>>>> in the Biblical sense, labiate, labor leather, ladles' tailoring,
>>>> lady feast, laid, lame duck, lap clap, laps around the track, last act,
>>>> last favor, last compliment, last liberties, lay down, lay off
>>>> with, lay out, lay pipelay some pipe, lay somebody, lay the hip, lay
>>>> the
>>>> leg, lay the log, lay the track, lay the wood, lay tube, lay your
>>>> cane in a dusty corner, lay with the moon, layed, leap, leap in the
>>>> dark, leg business, leg over, leg sliding, let's Adam-and-Eve it,
>>>> lewd infusion, lib, lie feet uppermost, lie on, lie under, lie
>>>> with, lift one's leg, lift the heels, light the lamp, limit, ling
>>>> grappling, lip work, little game of hide-the-sausage, lob in, lob
>>>> it, lob it up, lock in key, look at the ceiling, loose coat game,
>>>> lose the match and pocket the stakes, love work, lovemaking,
>>>> lovins, low Greek, make a statement in tail, make babies, make faces,
>>>> make
>>>> ends meet, make feet for children's shoes, make feet for children's
>>>> stockings, make it, make it with, make love, make love to, make
>>>> love with, make one grunt, make out, make out with, make
>>>> piggiesmake someone, make the beast with two backs, make the bed
>>>> springs creak,
>>>> make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make whoopee, making a
>>>> deposit, making a dogs match of it, making a hit, making bacon,
>>>> making it, making love, making out, making the beast with two
>>>> backs, making whoopee, manhandle, man-on-top, marital duty, marital
>>>> relations, marital rughts, marriage joys, mash the fat, match ends,
>>>> match with, mate, mating, mate with, matrimonial polka, mattress
>>>> dancing, mattress jig, mattress mambo, mattress marathon, meat
>>>> injection, meddle, mercy fuck, merry bout, mesh, mess around, mess
>>>> around with, mingle with, mish, mix one's peanut butter, moll,
>>>> monkey business, morner, mort douce, mount, mow, muddle, multiply
>>>> and be fruitful, mump, myrtle, mysteries of love, mysteries of
>>>> Venus, naff, naffing, nail, nail two bellies together, naked
>>>> sinnasty, national indoor game, national indoor sport, nature's
>>>> duty, naughties, the, naughty but nice, it's, naval engagement,
>>>> negotiate the forested chasm, nest in the bush, nether work, nick,
>>>> nidge, nig, niggle, niggling, night baseball, night exercises,
>>>> night games, night physic, night work, nip, nob, nobble, nock,
>>>> nodge, nookey, nookey push-push, nooky, nookie, nub, nubbing, nug,
>>>> nugging, number three, nuptial rights, nurtle, oblige, oil change,
>>>> old bald game, old in and out, old in-out, old one two, the, old slap
>>>> and
>>>> tickle, on the job, on the nest, one with the other, open one's
>>>> legs, open up to, open your legs, other, the, parallel parking,
>>>> park the car in her garage, park the pink cadillac, park the porpoise,
>>>> park your yacht in hair harbor, party, peel, peel one's best end,
>>>> penetrate, penisize, penization, penovaginal intercourse, personal
>>>> relations, pestle, phallacise someone, phallactory act, phallate,
>>>> phallating, phallation, phutz, phutzing, piece of flesh, pickle
>>>> tickle, pickle-me-tickle-me, pickleville, piece of tail, pile,
>>>> pile-driving, pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken, pity fuck,
>>>> plank, plant the oats, plaster of warm guts, play at Adam and Eve,
>>>> play at all fours, play at cock in cover, play at fathers and
>>>> mothers, play at in and out, play at itch-buttocks, play at lift
>>>> the leg, play at stallions and mares, play at pickle-me-tickle-me,
>>>> play at tops and bottoms, play at up-tails-all, play at wriggle your
>>>> navels, play belly-to-belly, play bouncy-bouncy, play doctor, play
>>>> hide the bone, play hide the hamster, play hide the salami, play
>>>> hide the sausage, play hide the weenie, play in the hay, play
>>>> mothers and fathers, play mummies and daddies, play night baseball,
>>>> play one's ace, play one's ace of spade and receive the jack, play
>>>> rub-belly, play the first game ever played, play the organ, play
>>>> the national indoor game, play the trombone, play the two-back
>>>> game, play twenty toes, play with, plonk, plough, ploughing, plough the
>>>> back forty, ploughing the furrow, pluck, pluck and trim, plug, plug
>>>> tail, plugging, pluke, plumb her depths, plumbing, pocket the red,
>>>> poke a stroke, poke in the whiskers, a, poke the sushi, poke the
>>>> yoke, poke through the whiskers, poking the fire, poking, poking
>>>> the bearded triangle, poking the pork pole, pole work, poling,
>>>> polish one's ass on the top sheet, pom-pom, poon, poonj, pop,
>>>> pop-a-choppop it in, porking, porking de ho, post a letter, poultice of
>>>> warm
>>>> guts, pound, pound leather, pound the bedsheets, pound the mound,
>>>> pound the pork, practice parallel parking, prang, pray with the knees
>>>> upwards, press the flesh, prick-scouring, prig, prigging,
>>>> prodprong, pudendal intercourse, pudendal pleasures, pudendal
>>>> symphony, pully hawly, pump, pumping, punch, push in the bush is
>>>> worth two in the hand, a, push in the truck, push-push, pushpin, put
>>>> and take, put
>>>> four corners on the spit, put his snake through her grass, put it
>>>> in, put it in and break it, put it into, put it to, put it to her,
>>>> put it out of sight, put the boots to, put the blocks to, put the
>>>> boots, put the devil into hell, put the tool in the shed, putter in
>>>> the hole, putting on the pot, putting Percy to bed, quelch, quiff,
>>>> quiffing, quim-sticking, quim-wedging, quimming, rake out, ram your
>>>> rod, ramming, ranlum scrantum, rantum scantum, rasher, rasp away,
>>>> rattle, reeling in the fish, regular trick, relations, rest and
>>>> recreation, ride rantipole, ride St. George, ride the bologna pony,
>>>> ride the hobby horse, ride the skin bus into Tuna Town, ride the
>>>> spike, ride the wild ponyriding St. George, riding the baloney
>>>> pony, riding the elephant trunk of joy, riding the nag, rifle, ring
>>>> snatching, rip her guts down, rip off, rip off a quick piece, rites
>>>> of love, rites of spring, rites of Venus, roasting the broomstick,
>>>> rock, rock and roll, rock someone's world, rocking chair, rocks
>>>> off, rodding, roger, rogering, roll, roll in the hay, rolling
>>>> about, romp, romping, rope a poke, root, rooting, rootle, roust, rout,
>>>> routing, rub-a-dub, rub bacons, rub bellies, rub groins together,
>>>> rub leather, rub offal, rub up, rubadub, rubbing bacons, rubbing
>>>> uglies, rumble, rumbusticate, rummage, rump work, rump, rumping,
>>>> rump-shaker, rump-splitting, rumple foreskin, rumpo, rumpty-tumpty,
>>>> rumpy-dumpy, rumpy-pumpy, Russian duck, rutting, ryde, sacrifice to
>>>> Venus, sardsaw off a chunk, saw off a piece, scale, score, score
>>>> between the posts, score with, scrapping, screw one's head off,
>>>> screw the arse off, screw the ass off, screwing, scrog, scrump,
>>>> scrumping, scuttle, secret services, see, see a man about a dog,
>>>> see the King, see stars, seeing-to, service, sex act, sex job,
>>>> sexercises, sexlove, sexperience, sexpression, sexual act, sexual
>>>> commerce, sexual communion, sexual concourse, sexual congress,
>>>> sexual conjunction, sexual embrace, sexual intercourse, sexual
>>>> intercoursing, sexual intimacy, sexual knowledge, sexual liaison,
>>>> sexual relations, sexual relief, sexual union, sew up, shafting,
>>>> shag, shag like a rattlesnake, shag your lugs off, shagging, shake,
>>>> shake the sheets, shaking, shaking the sheets, share a bed with,
>>>> share a pillow with, sharpen the pencil, sheath the sword to the
>>>> hilt, sheltering under the pink umbrella, shift-work, shoot between
>>>> wind and water, shoot downstairs, shoot in the bush, shoot in the
>>>> tail, shot at the front door, shove, shoving the beaver with the
>>>> lever, shtoop, shtup, sin, sink the pink, sink the sailor, sink the
>>>> sausage, sink the soldier, sink the sub, sinking the battleship,
>>>> sinking the pork sword, sinking the sausage, sinking the sub,
>>>> skeeze, skewer, skin the cat, skin the live rabbit, skin the
>>>> pizzle, sklook, skroging, slam, slam her clam, slam some ham, slam
>>>> spunk, slamming, slap skins, slap and tickle, slap 'n tickle,
>>>> slapping skins, sleep together, sleep with, slice of damp, slice the
>>>> legs
>>>> off, slice her, the muffin, slip a length, slip her a length, slip
>>>> her a hot beef injection, slip her a quick crippler, slip her a
>>>> tube steak, slip her one, slip her the whale, slip in, slip into,
>>>> slip it to, slip it to her, slip one a hot beef injection, slip-sliding
>>>> away, slip someone a length, slippin' and slidin', slither, smeg,
>>>> smock service, smoke, smockage, smucking, snag, snake boogie, snib,
>>>> snizzling, snug, socialize, soul roll, spear the bearded clam,
>>>> spend the night with, spit, splat your fat, split, split a kipper,
>>>> splitting the hamster, sport of the masses, sport of Venus, spot of
>>>> heavy breathing, a, spot of hard breathing, a, spread for someone,
>>>> spread your legs, spreading the folds, spreading the mayo, spunk
>>>> dump, square someone's circle, squashing the meat, squat jump in
>>>> the cucumber patch, squatting on the hog, squeeze and a squirt, a,
>>>> stab, stab in the thigh, stable my naggle, stable one's naggle,
>>>> stand a push, stick it in, sticking it in and pulling it out, straight
>>>> lay,
>>>> strap, strapping, stretch leather, strip one's tarse, strop one's
>>>> beak, strum, stub your chub, study astronomy, stuff, stuff her
>>>> muff, stuff her the bunny, stuffing, subagitate, subagitation,
>>>> sweep out the chimney, sweet agony, sweet death, swinge, swinging the
>>>> ax,
>>>> switchel, swive, swyve, tail one's guts out, tail-job,
>>>> tail-tickling, tail wagging, tail work, take a roll with, take a
>>>> trip around the parsley patch, take a turn in Bushy Park, take a
>>>> turn in Cock Alley, take a turn in the bush, take a turn in the
>>>> hair court, take a turn in the hay, take a turn in the stubble,
>>>> take a turn on Love Lane, take a turn on Shooters Hill, take a turn on
>>>> the
>>>> aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn on Mount Pleasant, take a
>>>> turn through the stubble, take in and do for, take in beef, take in
>>>> cream, take it in, take it out in trade, take Nebuchadnezzar out to
>>>> grass, take someone, take someone to bed, take the starch out of
>>>> somone, take to bed, taking a ride, taking an albino piss, taking
>>>> her temperature with a meat thermometer, taking old one-eye to the
>>>> optometrist, taking the old skin boat to tuna town, talk, tame her
>>>> shrew, tap, tap your tailpipe, target practice, tear off a piece of
>>>> tail, tear the sheets, tender agony, test the mattress, tether
>>>> one's nag, thread, thread the needle, thrill and chill, throw,
>>>> throw a boff into, throw a bop into, throw a fuck into, throw a hump,
>>>> throw
>>>> a leg over, throw a screw into, throw one a hump, throw one's
>>>> dagger, throwing the pork, thrum, thrust, thump, tick-tack, tickle,
>>>> tickling the fancy, tie the lover's knot, tie the true lover's
>>>> knot, tiffing, tillage, tilting, tip, tip the long one, tonk, tool
>>>> it, tooling, tooling in the woods, tootsie roll, tops and bottoms,
>>>> toss in the hay, trimtrim the buff, trip down the mine shaft, trip up
>>>> the Rhine, trolley and truck, tromboning, trot out one's pussy,
>>>> trounce, trouser serpent in the grass, try it for size, try it on
>>>> for size, tube steak boogie, tumble, tummy-tickling, tup, turn, turn up
>>>> one's
>>>> tail, twang, twat raking, twatting, twiddle, twist a leg,
>>>> two-backed beast, two-handed put, Ugandan affairs, Ugandan
>>>> discussions, ugly, the, ugly deed, the, ultimate favor, the, union,
>>>> unite, unite
>>>> oneself with, unspoken language of love, up her way, up in you,
>>>> up-tails-all, up to your apricots in kipperland, up to the bumper,
>>>> up to the hilt, up to your nuts in guts, upright, upright grand,
>>>> ups and downs, vaginal intercourse, vaginate, vagination,
>>>> vagino-phallic interaction, venereal act, Venerean mirth, venery,
>>>> venture, wallow, wap, warm one's bed, western laywet bottom, wet one's
>>>> wick, wet the
>>>> worm, wetting the willy, whack it up, whale some babe, what Eve did
>>>> with Adam, what mother did before me, whitewash, whitewash your
>>>> guts, wild ride on the baloney pony, wienering, wiggle, wind up the
>>>> clock, wingding, womanize, work the dumb oracle, work the hairy
>>>> oracle, work up, wriggle navels, yentz, yield one's favors,
>>>> you-know-what, yum-yum, zig-zig, zinzanbruck, COCK!, abominable
>>>> pants worm, Abraham, accordion, accoutrements, ace, ace poker,
>>>> acorn, acorns, acucullus, adamantine organon, Adams arsenal, Adam's
>>>> dagger, Adam's whip, affair, agate, all-beef sausage, all forlorn,
>>>> allsbay, almond, almond rock, almond rock candy, amblyopic organ,
>>>> angle, animated ivory, anteater, apparatus, apparatus urogenitalis,
>>>> appendage, appropriate member, apricots, arbor vitae, arm of love,
>>>> armored division, arrow, arse-opener, arse worm, arse-wedge, arser,
>>>> artillerie de Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, ass-opener, ass-wedge,
>>>> auger, auxiliaries, baby, baby beef, baby-grinder, baby-makers,
>>>> babys arm, baby's forarm, Bacchus march, back wheels, bacon, bacon
>>>> bazooka, badger, bag-filler, bag of fruits, bag of tricks, bagadga,
>>>> baggage, baggette, bagpipes, bags, bald eagle, bald-headed
>>>> candidate, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed mouse, bald-headed rat,
>>>> bald man, ball bag, ball sack, Balkans, Ballarat, ball basket,
>>>> ballock bag, balls and bat, baloney pony, bamboo stick, banana
>>>> skin, band-member, banger, bangles, banjo string, bannocks, bar,
>>>> bar on, barge pole, basket, basketful of meat, bat and balls, baton,
>>>> battering piece, battering ram, battlefat, bauble, baubles,
>>>> bawbles, baz, bazooka, bazooka shooter, BD drill, beak, bean, bean
>>>> pods, bean pole, bean-shooter, bean-tosser, beard-splitter,
>>>> beating tool, beaver cleaver, beaver lever, bed flute, beef bayo with
>>>> extra mayo,
>>>> beef bayonet, beef jerky, beef stick, beef whistle, beer can, bell,
>>>> bell-end, bell-rope, bell-swagged, belly bristles, belly thicket,
>>>> belly-whiskers, belongings, below the navel, belt buster, bent
>>>> dick, bent stick, berries, best friend, best leg of three, best
>>>> part, Bethlehem Steel, bicho, big bamboo, big Ben, big bird, big
>>>> bite, big brother, big daddy, big dipper, big fella, Big Foot Joe,
>>>> big head, big hunk of meat, Big Jim and the twins, big one, big piece
>>>> of
>>>> meat, big red, big wand, bilbo, billiards, billy, billy and doo, billy
>>>> club, bingey, biological reaction, biological response, bird's
>>>> eggs, bishop's miter, bit of hard, biteful, bits, black limo, black
>>>> pencil, black snake, blackjack, blanket stiff, blind, blind as a
>>>> boiled turnip, Blind Bob, blind buckler, blind meat, blind piece,
>>>> blinds, blood-breaker, blow pop, blow stick, blowtorch, bludgeon,
>>>> blue steeler, blue thimble, blue vein, blue-veined custard chucker,
>>>> blue-veined junket pumper, blue-veined hooligan, blue-veined
>>>> piccolo, blue-veined steak, blue-veined throbber, blue-veined
>>>> trumpet, blue veiner, blunt end, bobblers, bobbles, bobby-dangler,
>>>> bobbys anorak, bobby's helmet, bobstay, bobtail, bodkin, body's
>>>> captain, bogga, bomhead, bonbons, bone in the leg, bone phone,
>>>> boneless appendage of the male, boneless fish, boneless stiff,
>>>> boneroni, bonfire, bonk-on, booboos, boss and his two helpers,
>>>> botuliform genital pendant of the male, bow, bowsprit, boy toy,
>>>> bozack, branch, brat-getter, broom handle, bristle up, Brown Joe,
>>>> bruiser, brush, bubbly jack, bubbly jock, bubus, bucking bronco,
>>>> Buckinger's boot, buddy, buffing stick, bug-fucker, bugle, bulge,
>>>> bullets, bullish, bulp, bum balls, bun puncher, bun spreader, bung,
>>>> burrito, bush whacker, business, butt basher, butt smasher,
>>>> butterfinger, button buster, button mushroom, button-short,
>>>> buttonhole worker, BVH, cafe curtains, camel complaint, Canadian
>>>> bacon, canary, candy, candy cane, candy stick, cannon, captain,
>>>> Captain Hard, Captain Hightop the Love Commander, Captain Hogseye,
>>>> Captain One-Eye, Captain Picard, Captain Standish, carnal member,
>>>> carnal part, carnal parts, carry a big stick, cartes, carts,
>>>> cartso, cartzo, catso, catzo, Casey, cavalier, cavity probe,
>>>> change purse, chanticleer, charger, Charles the Bald, charleys,
>>>> chaud, cheesy bell-end, cheesy bunnet, cheesy wheelbarrow, cherry
>>>> birch, cherry picker, cherry splitter, chicken mc nuggets, chicken
>>>> neck, chibi, chimney-stopper, chingus, choad, chode, choker,
>>>> chones, chooza, chopped cock, chopper, Chris Hardwick, Christ and two
>>>> apostles,
>>>> Christmas crakers, christener, chub, chubby, chuckies, chull, chum,
>>>> chunky monkey, chutney ferret, cinnamon stick, clappers, clava,
>>>> cleat, clipped dick, cluster, cobbs, cobs, cobblers, cobbler's
>>>> awls, cobbler's stall, cobra, cock of death, cock-on, cock-stand,
>>>> cockaroony, cocked, cocked gun, cockhead, cockknuckle, cockles,
>>>> cockoroony, cockroach, cockstand, cocktus erectus, cocky, coconuts,
>>>> cod, codpiece, cods, coffee stalls, cold meat, cold pig, Colleen
>>>> Bawn, come factories, command module, Compass of the Netherland,
>>>> concern, concrete donkey, conkers, cookies, coolies, copper stick,
>>>> coral branch, corker, corn beef cudgel, corpuscle, Corsican, cory,
>>>> coupling bat, crab ladder, crack a fat, crack hunter, crackerjacks,
>>>> cracking tool, crank, crankshaft, cream crackers, cream-stick,
>>>> credentials, cremorne, crimson chitterling, crimson crowbar, crotch
>>>> cartilage, crotch cobra, crotch rocket, crowbar, crowd pleaser,
>>>> crown jewels, crumpet-trumpet, cuckoo, cucumber, cullions, culls,
>>>> culty-gun, cum factories, cum slinger, cunny-catcher, cunt-stabber,
>>>> cunt-stand, cunt-sticker, cunt-stirrer, cunt-stretcher, Cupid's
>>>> torch, curls, curlies, curly hairs, curtains, custard-chucker, cut
>>>> out to be a gentleman, cut out to be a man, cutlass, cuts, Cyclops,
>>>> daddy longdick, daddy bag, daddy mack, damsons, dangle,
>>>> dangle-dong, dangler, dangling participles, dart of love, dawn
>>>> horn, dead lizard, dead meat, dead rabbit, dead soldier, dead
>>>> stick, dead worm, deadwood, dear morsel, delight of women, derrick,
>>>> devil, diamond
>>>> cutter, diamonds, dick butkiss, dick-tator, dick up, dick wheat,
>>>> dickery-dock, Dickie, Dicky, Dickie and the boys, dickory dock,
>>>> diddly-whacker, digitis erectus, dill, dilly-whacker, dimple-dick,
>>>> ding, ding-a-ling, ding-dangs, ding-dongs, dingbat, dingbats,
>>>> dinghy, dingle, dingo, dingy, dink, dinosaur, dirk, divining rod,
>>>> do-dads, do-funny, do-hickies, do-jigger, do-johnny, dobber, Doctor
>>>> Cocker, Doctor Johnson, dodads, dofunny, dohickey, dohickie,
>>>> dohickeys, dohickies, dohinger, dojigger, dojiggers, dojohnnie,
>>>> dolphin, donaker, dong and gongs, donger, donkey, donkey dick,
>>>> donkey-dicked, donkey-rigged, donkified, donniker, donut holder,
>>>> doodad, doodads, doodle-flap, doohicky, doover, doowhackey, dopper,
>>>> down below, down-led, down there, drain pipe, draped, drapes,
>>>> dribble-cock, driving post, drooper, drooping member, dropping
>>>> member, droopy, drumstick, ducky-bird, dust cover for the cunt,
>>>> dusters, dydus, eager pleaser, eggs in the basket, eggwhite cannon,
>>>> ejac vac, eleventh finger, Elmer Pudd, enemy, engine, engine of
>>>> love, English sentry, enob, equipment, erected spermapositor,
>>>> erectile urogenital appendage, erectio penis, erectivation, Eric
>>>> Shun, essentials, everlasting gobstopper, extra digit, extra skin,
>>>> eye dropper, eye-hole, eye-opener, eye of the Bishop, fags
>>>> toothbrush, faggots toothbrush, family organ, fancy work, fanny
>>>> ferret, Fat Frank, fat one, fat peter, father-of-all, fiddlestick,
>>>> fiddling stick, figs, finger puppet, firm worm, first leg of three,
>>>> fish stick, fixed bayonet, flack, flag, flagpole, flapdoodle, flesh
>>>> pencil, flip-flap, flounder, flowers and frolics, foaming beef
>>>> probe, foot long, forbidden zone, fornicating engine, fornicating
>>>> member, fornicating tool, fornicator, fountain pen, Fred, frick,
>>>> frick and frack, frigamajig, front porch, fruit for the monkey,
>>>> fuck-meat, fuck muscle, fuck pole, fuck-rod, fuck-stick, fucking
>>>> stick, fucking tool, fuckstick, fud packer, fun and frolics, fun
>>>> bone, fun-stick, fun-zone, funk-stick, funmaker, gadgets, gadso,
>>>> gap-stopper, gargantuan organum virile, gator, gaying instrument,
>>>> gear, gear and tool, gearbox, gearstick, gearstick d'amour, General
>>>> smuts, generating tool, generation tool, generative organ, genital
>>>> coupler, genital forefoot, genital pound of flesh, genital reamer,
>>>> genital staff, genital shaft, genital tentacle, genitalia, gentle
>>>> fist, gentle tittler, gentleman, gentleman's appendage, German
>>>> helmet, get a stand, gherkin, gifted, giggling pin, gingambobs,
>>>> girl catcher, girlometer, globes, glory pole, glow rod, glow stick,
>>>> gnarled root of love, goat, goatees, goatskin, gobstopper, Gods
>>>> revenge on a woman, golden rivet, gonads, gones, goober, good foot,
>>>> good parts, good time prison use, gooseberries, goose's neck, goot,
>>>> gooter, gorilla salad, goy toy, grand bag, gravy-giver,
>>>> gravy-maker, grew proud below the navel, grinding tool,
>>>> gristle-stick, groceries, groin, guided missile, gully-raker,
>>>> gutstick, hacker, hair divider, hairless wonder, hairy banana,
>>>> hairy conkers, hairy saddlebags, hairy sausage, half a cob, ham and two
>>>> eggs, ham howitzer, Hamilton
>>>> Wick, Hampton Wick, hand made, hand reared, handstaff, handle,
>>>> hang-down, hangers, happy sack, hard, hard-bit, hard head, hard
>>>> salami, hard-up, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry, hardware,
>>>> harpoon, hat rack, have a bone, have a bone-on, have a boner, have
>>>> a hard-on, have a horn, have a rod-on, having it on, he-thing,
>>>> heat in the meat, heat seeking missile, heat seeking moisture missile,
>>>> heirlooms, helmet, helmet pelmet, Henry Halls, Herman the One-eyed
>>>> German, hermit, hickey, hidden treasure, hidden tumor, higgumbobs,
>>>> His Majesty in purple cap, hissing Sid, ho-handle, hock, hodge dog,
>>>> hoe-handle, hogger, hole puncher, holiday money, holy poker, holy
>>>> pole, honker, honorable prick, hopping bug, horn, the, horn-colic,
>>>> hornification, horse's handbrake, horsemeat, hot dog, hot member,
>>>> hot rod, hotchee, huevos, hugen, human enema, humpmobile, hung,
>>>> hung like a bull, hung like a dinosaur, hung like a horse, hung
>>>> like a rabbit, hung like a stallion, hunk of meat, husbandman of
>>>> nature, ice cream machine, ID, idol, in full fig, in full orchestra, in
>>>> one's Sunday best, in one's Sunday clothes, inch, inch instrument,
>>>> instrument, instrumentum erectum, interstitial glands, intimate
>>>> bits, intimate parts, intromittent organ, Irish horse, Irish rise,
>>>> Irish root, Irish toothache, Irish toothpick, Jack-in-the-box, Jack
>>>> in a box, jackalope, jakey, jackhammer, Jackson Pollocks, jacktool,
>>>> jammy, jang, jap's eye, jawbreaker, jenny, jean tent, jelly bag,
>>>> jellyroll, Jenny Tull, Jews lance, jewel box, jewelry, jewelry
>>>> showcase., Jewish compliment, Jewish corned beef, Jewish national,
>>>> Jewish nightcap, jezebel, jig-jag, jig-jigger, jigging bone, jiggle
>>>> bone, jiggling bone, jiggumbobs, Jim Dog, Jimbo, jimbrowsky, jimmy,
>>>> jingleberries, jizzbags, jizz jemmy, jockum, John Tom, John Thomas,
>>>> John Thursday, John Willie, Johnny Come lately, Johnny Rollicks,
>>>> Johnny Rollocks, Jolly Red Giant, jolly member, jolly roger, jolly
>>>> stick, joyknob, joystick, Julius Caesar, jumbucks, jungle meat,
>>>> jungleberries, junior, kaks, kazoo, kelks, Ken Dodds, key to
>>>> heaven, kickapoo, kielbasa, King King Dong, king-member, king's
>>>> iron, kit, knackers, knacks, knick-knacks, knitting needle,
>>>> knob-ache, knob sack, knobster, kosher dill, kosher meat, kosher
>>>> pickle, knot,
>>>> lace, lace curtains, lad, the, ladies' plaything, lady-ware, lamp
>>>> of life, lance in rest, lance of love, langer, lanoola, large
>>>> cock, Lazarus, lead in your pencil, leather cigar, leather dresser,
>>>> leather
>>>> stretcher, lever, libido bandido, licorice stick, lift-up,
>>>> limp-dick, limp-prick, limbless erast, lingam, lipstick, lithoid
>>>> phallus, little acorns, Little Buddy, Little Buddys buddies, Little
>>>> Dickie, little dipper, Little Elvis, little engine, little finger,
>>>> little friend, little head, little man, Little Peter, little
>>>> pinkie, little sliver of flesh, Little Willy, live wire, load,
>>>> loaded gun, lob cock, lob prick, log, loins, lollypop, long dong, Long
>>>> Dong
>>>> Silver, long pole, long pork, long trade, longfellow, longhorn, lop
>>>> cock, louisville slugger, love apples, love bone, love handle, love
>>>> length, love machine, love meat, love nuts, love pump, love-rod,
>>>> love sausage, love scepter, love spuds, love stick, love tool, love
>>>> torpedo, love trumpet, love truncheon, love-wand, loves battering
>>>> ram, loves dribbling dart, loves engine, love pick-lock, loves
>>>> sensitive truncheon, low-hangers, low neck, lower male proboscis,
>>>> luggage, lunchbox, lust bone, lust shaft, lust sword, machine of
>>>> love, machinery, nuts and bolts, maggot, magnum, main vein, Majesty
>>>> in Purple Cap, His, Major Woody, male begetting organ, male
>>>> cleaver, male genital appendage, male genital cleaver, male
>>>> genital club, male genital dispenser, male genital probe, male genital
>>>> organ,
>>>> male genital teat, male gladiolus, male interfemoral infidel, male
>>>> intruder, male knout, male member, male membrum erectum, male
>>>> monolith, male netherlands, male organ, male organ of generation,
>>>> male organ of reproduction, male organs of generation, male organs
>>>> of reproduction, male organon, male pendant, male poker, male
>>>> pouch, male pound of flesh, male pudendal trifler, male pudendum,
>>>> male reproductive organs, male satisfier, male sexual organ, male
>>>> sexual organon, male sinker, male urogenitial horn, maleness,
>>>> mallet, man, man-meat, man mountain, man root, man steel, man's
>>>> best leg of three, man's privaties, man's third leg, manbone, manhood,
>>>> manliness, manmeat, marabon stork, maritudinal erection, marble
>>>> halls, Marquess of Lorne, Marquis de Lorne, Marquis of Lorne,
>>>> marriage gear, marrons, marrow-bone, masculine part, master member,
>>>> master tool, masterpiece, material part, mating meat, mating tool,
>>>> matrimonial peacemaker, Max Walls, maypole, means of generation,
>>>> meat and two potatoes, meat and two veg, meat and two vegetables,
>>>> meat axe, meat case, meat cleaver, meat dagger, meat flute, meat
>>>> for the butcher, meat for the famished and the starving, meat for the
>>>> poor, meat for the needy, meat puppet, meat-seeking pissile, meatus
>>>> longus, meaty bites, meggs, Member for Cockshire, membrum virile,
>>>> membrum virile erectum, membrum virile flaccidum, mentula, Mickey,
>>>> middle finger, middle stump, mighty meat, milk bone,
>>>> millimeter-peter, missile, missile of Venus launched, Mister Happy,
>>>> Mister Fuzzy, Mister Poky, Mister Softy, Mister Wiggly, modigger,
>>>> moisture missile, mole, mommy-daddy button, monkey, morning
>>>> hard-on, morning pride, morning wood, most precious parts, moving
>>>> parts, Mr. Big, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Priapus, Mr. Wong, muff
>>>> missile, muscle of love, mushroom tip, mutinous rogue, mutton,
>>>> mutton bayonet, mutton gun, mutton musket, Nebuchadnezzar, nackers,
>>>> nadgers, nad bag, nad sack, nads, nags, nameless thing, nasty bits,
>>>> natural member, natural parts, natural places, naturals, nature's
>>>> scythe, naughty bits, naughty toy, nearsighted, necessaries,
>>>> needle-dick, nervous cane, nether parts, nether proboscis, nether
>>>> regions, Niagara Falls, night stick, nightcrawler, nick-nacks, nine
>>>> iron, nob, nobby halls, nothin cock, nubbin, nudger, nuggets,
>>>> nutmegs, nutrageous, nuts and bolts, nutty buddy, oak tree, oblisk,
>>>> okra and prunes, Old Adam, old baldy, Old Damocles, old faceful,
>>>> Old Faithful, Old Faithless, old goat-peter, Old Hornington, Old
>>>> Horny, old one-eye, Old Slimy, old warty cod, Omar the tentmaker, on
>>>> the
>>>> bonk, on the honk, on the stand, one-eyed, one-eyed Bob, one-eyed
>>>> brother, one-eyed demon, one-eyed monk, one-eyed monster, one-eyed
>>>> pants mouse, one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser snake, one eyed
>>>> whale, one-eyed wonder worm, one-eyed worm, one-eyed zipper snake,
>>>> one's person, onion skin, orbs, orchestra stalls, orchids, organ,
>>>> organ of reproduction, organs of generation, organum virile,
>>>> organum virile durum, organum virile erectum, ornaments, oscar,
>>>> Oscar Meyer, P-maker, package, pan handle, pantilever, pants
>>>> philistine, pants
>>>> python, pants worm, parts below, passion pole, Pat and Mick, pax
>>>> wax, peacemaker, pebbles, pecker wood, pecnoster, peculator pecker,
>>>> peculiar members, Pedro, pee-dee, peenie, peep, pee-pee, peepee
>>>> hole, peeper, peewee, peezel, peg, pego, penal dick, pencil and
>>>> tassel, pencil dick, penicillus, penie, penile erection, penis
>>>> glans, penis immensus, penis in erectus, peppermint stick, Percy,
>>>> pet snake, phallating club, phallating stick, phallic decorum,
>>>> phallic erection, phallic pendant, phallic cleraver, phallic
>>>> pencil, phallic prod, phallic quencher, phallic scratcher,
>>>> phallus, phallus adamantus, phallus erectus, phallus induratus,
>>>> phallus rigidus, pickle, picnic lunch, piddler, piece of meat, pike,
>>>> piledriver,
>>>> pilgrims staff, pillcock, pillicock, pillock, pills, pichita de
>>>> oro, pimple-prick, pinga, pink bus, pink cadillac, pink oboe, pink
>>>> torpedo, pinkler, pintle, pioneer of nature, pipe outside, piss
>>>> fat, piss handle, piss hard-on, piss-pipe, piss proud, pissworm,
>>>> piston, piston rod, pitch a tent, pitching a tent in one's shorts,
>>>> pixie stick, pizzle, pizzler, placket-racket, plaything, plonker,
>>>> plug-tail, plunger, pocket fisherman, pogo-stick, point,
>>>> Polyphemus, pood, poontanger, pooper, poperine pear, popsicle,
>>>> popsicle stick, popular body parts, popular parts of your anatomy,
>>>> pork dagger, pork enema, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket,
>>>> potato finger, potent regiment, pouch, poud, prack, prairie
>>>> oysters, prepuce, priapus, prick-pride, prick-proud, prick-stand,
>>>> prickle, pride and joy, pride-of-the-morning, prides, princock,
>>>> prigpas, Prince Everhard of the Netherlands, Principal Skinner, private
>>>> parts, private
>>>> property, privates, privities, privy limb, privy limbs, privy
>>>> members, privy parts, prod, pronger, proud below the navel, proud
>>>> inclination of the flesh, prunes, pubes, pubickers, pudendal intruder,
>>>> pudendal
>>>> trifler, pudendus, pump action mottgun, punisher, the, puny prick,
>>>> puppy, purple-headed avenger, purple-headed custard chucker,
>>>> purple-headed meat puppet, purple-headed love truncheon,
>>>> purple-headed monster, purple-headed warrior, purple helmeted
>>>> yogurt thrower, purple lollipop, purple-throbber, purple-veined
>>>> tonsil-tickler, purse, pus-rod, pussy diver, pussy feeder, pussy
>>>> fodder, pussy-fucker, pussy pleaser, pussy plunger, pussy-poker,
>>>> pussy-sticker, putter, pylon, python, quiff-splitter, quim-stake,
>>>> quim-stick, quim-wedge, rabbit, radish, raisin bag, raise a gallop,
>>>> ram charger, rammer, ranger, rat, real piece, Rector of the
>>>> Females, red cap, red hot poker, red lobster, redcap, reproductive
>>>> organs,
>>>> Richard, rig, rigid digit, rise, rise in the Levis, roaring horn,
>>>> roaring jack, rock formation, rock python, Rodney, rodger, Roger
>>>> the Lodger, rollocks, rollies, roly-poly, rooster, rosy red
>>>> reproductive rod, roto-rooter, roundhead, royal jewels, rubigo,
>>>> rude bits, rude parts, ruffian, rule of three, rump-splitter,
>>>> sack, sack o' nuts, salty dog, salty yogurt slinger, Sandra Bullocks,
>>>> scalloped
>>>> potatoes, schmekel, schmeegle, schmock, schnitzel, schwantz,
>>>> schwing, scope, scorz, screwdriver, scrot, scrot sack, scrote,
>>>> scurvy end, seals, secret parts, secret works, secrets, semen
>>>> shooter, Senator Packwood, sensitive plant, sensitive truncheon,
>>>> serpent, sex bone, sex glands, sex meat, sex organ of the male, sex
>>>> stalk, sexocet missile, shaft of Cupid, shaft of delight, sheath,
>>>> shit stabber, shit stick, shlong, shmendrik, shmok, shmuck,
>>>> shooting iron, shooting stick, short and curlies, short hairs,
>>>> short leg, shove-straight, shrimp, shriveller, shtick, silky
>>>> appendage, silver penny, sinbad, skinclad tube, skinned, slabs,
>>>> sleeping bag, sleeping beauty, slug, slurpee, small arm, small
>>>> person, smeat, snatch pointer, snorker, snotty, solicitor general, the,
>>>> southern
>>>> hemisphere, spear, spermapositor, sperm sack, spike, spiked
>>>> phallus, spitfire, spitter, spitting cobra, split-mutton, spooge
>>>> gun, sporran, sporting some wood, spunk factories, Spunky, spurm gun,
>>>> stable, stacked, stag, stalk, stand, stand-on, standard, standing,
>>>> standing member, stanley the power drill, star-gazer, steel beam,
>>>> steely dan, stemmer, stick and bangers, sticker, stickshift, sticky
>>>> finger, sticky spud gun, stiff-and-stout, stiff deity, stiff-on,
>>>> stiff one, stiff peter, stiff stander, stiffy, stinger, stocking
>>>> stuffer, stonk, stonk-on, stonker, stork, Stormy Dick, stout
>>>> warrior, stretcher, string and nuggets, stud, stud meat, stuffy,
>>>> Sunday best, Sunday clothes, superdick, swack, swanska, sweet meat,
>>>> sweets, swelling, swizzle stick, tackle, tadge, tadger, tadpole
>>>> carrier, tail high, tail-line, tail pike, tail tackle, tallywag,
>>>> tallywags, tallywagger, tallywhacker, tan-trousered snake,
>>>> tannhauser, tarn wags, tarrywags, tarse, tarzoon, taters, tatties,
>>>> teapot, teenie-weenie, temporary priapism, tenant-in-tail, tender
>>>> tumour, 10-Pounder, tent, tent peg, tent po le, terror of virgins,
>>>> testes, testicular sac, testimonials, testosities, Texan, Texas
>>>> longhorn, thing-a-ling, thingamabobs, thingie, thingamajigs,
>>>> thingmajigs, thingamaling, thingumbobs, thingummies, thingummy,
>>>> thingy, Thomas, thorn in the flesh, three card trick, three-inch
>>>> fool, three-piece set, three-piece suit, throb knob, throbbing
>>>> member, throbbing muscle of pure love, throbbing python of love,
>>>> thumb, thumb of love, thumper, tickle faggot, tickle-tail,
>>>> tickle-toby, tiddelly pod, tiki-tiki, tilt on one's kilt,
>>>> tired-rabbit, tit-bit, tittle-bat, todger, tom-tom, Tom Doolies,
>>>> Tom Thumb, Tommy, Tommy Rollicks, Tommy Rollocks, tonsil wrench,
>>>> toobsnake, toobsteak, tool bag, tool of pleasure, toothache, toot
>>>> meat, tosh, tossergash, touch-on, touch-trap, towel rack, trap
>>>> stick, tree of life, tree of love, tref, Tricky Dicky, trifle,
>>>> trigger, trombone, trouser ferret, trouser mauser, trouser tent,
>>>> trouser trick, trouser trout, trouser trumpet, trouser truncheon,
>>>> trouser worm, trumpet, truncheon, trypan, tube of meat, tube-steak,
>>>> tug muscle, tumefied phallus, tumescent, tummy banana,
>>>> tummy-tickler, turgid bayonet, turkey baster, turkey neck, turned
>>>> on, turnip, turtleneck sweater, twanger, tweeterfrank,
>>>> twiddle-diddler, twiddle-diddles, twig, twig and berries, twins,
>>>> the, two dots and a dash, ugly little dog Dick, uncle, Uncle Jim
>>>> and the twins at attention, undercarriage, under par, underpant eel,
>>>> underparts, unemployed, unit, unmentionables, unruly member,
>>>> unsliced bologna, up a bone, up-pointed male spike, upscope, Urals,
>>>> The, urinary petcock, urogenital tailpiece, useless, vaginal
>>>> dilator, vegetable stick, vein laden meatpipe, veiny bang stick,
>>>> veiny salami, velvet orbs, Venetian blinds, verge, VIP, virgins
>>>> dream, virile member, virile reflex, virilia, vitals, vomer,
>>>> voorsch, wab, wag, wake up with Jake up, walking tripod, wammer,
>>>> wang bone, wang-tang, wangdoodle, wanger, wank stick, wank tanks,
>>>> wanker, wankrod, wares, watch and seals, water engine, water
>>>> pistol, water spout, water worker, water works, waterworks,
>>>> wazzock, wear a turtleneck sweater, wear it up in curls, wear it
>>>> up in pins, wedding kit, wedding tackle, wedge bone, wee, wee-man,
>>>> wee-wee, weener, weiner, weinie, well-endowed, well-equipped,
>>>> well-furnished,
>>>> well-hung, well-knobbed, well-loaded, welt, Wentworth Falls, wet
>>>> noodle, wet spaghetti, whalebone, whammer, whang, whang bone,
>>>> whangdoodle, whanger, whatchamacallit, whatsis, whatsit, whatsus,
>>>> whatzis, wheezer, whip whistle, whirlygigs, whisker splitter,
>>>> whisky dick, whistle, white owl, whoopie stick, whopper, Wicked
>>>> Willie, wiener, wienie, wife's best friend, wigga-wagga, wild rogue,
>>>> Wilde
>>>> Oscar, willy, willy the burping worm, wimpy dick, wingdoodle,
>>>> winkie, winkie wankie woo, winkle, winky, winky bag, winny-popper,
>>>> wishbone, wistle, witnesses to ones virility, wobbly bits, women
>>>> pleaser, womb broom, womb bruiser, womb brush, womb cannon, womb
>>>> ferret, won ton, wong, wonk, wonger, wood, Woodrow, woody, Woody
>>>> Johnson, woofer, wooter, wop, worm with a nazi helmet, wriggling
>>>> pole, wriggling stick, wrinkled dick, wuf, wurst, yack, yang fella,
>>>> yarbles, yardage, yards of personality, Yasser, Yasser Crackafat,
>>>> ying-yang, yongles, yoyo, yummies, yutz, zack, zab, zap,
>>>> zipperfish, zoob, zoobrick, zubb, zucchini, TITS!, 44s, air bags,
>>>> ample-bodied, amply endowed, apple dumplings, apple-dumpling shop,
>>>> appurtenances, assets, atom bombs, attitudes, babaloos, babooms,
>>>> baby bar, the, baby bumpars, baby pillows, babys dinners, babys public
>>>> house, bags
>>>> of mystery, bajongas, balcony, ballasts, baloobas, bamboochas,
>>>> baps, barbettes, barges, basket of goodies, bawangos, bazongas,
>>>> bazongies, bazonkers, bazookas, bazoomas, bazoombas, bazoomy,
>>>> bazoongies, bazumbas, B-cups, bean bags, beausom, beauties, beauts, bee
>>>> bites,
>>>> bee stings, beef bags, begonias, bejonkers, bell peppers, bellys,
>>>> berks, berkleys, berthas, bezongas, BSHs, bibble chunks, big brown
>>>> eyes, big browneys, big chester, bikini fillers, bikini stuffers,
>>>> bings, blaaters, blamps, blinders, blossoms, blubber bags,
>>>> blubbers, bobbers, Bobsey Twins, bodacious tatas, boobs, boobies,
>>>> boobifers, boobulars, boobiferous, boobys, boom booms, boosiasms,
>>>> boosies, boovies, borsties, bosiasms, bosoms, bottles, boulders,
>>>> bouncers,
>>>> bra-busters, brace and bits, Brad Pitts, brassiere food, bread
>>>> bags, breastage, breasties, breastworks, briskets, Bristol bits,
>>>> Bristol City, Cities, bristols, British Standard Handfuls, Brummagem
>>>> buttons, bubatoes, bubbied, bubbies, bubby circus, bubs, buckets,
>>>> buddings, buds, buds of beauty, buffers, bumpers, bumpies, bumps,
>>>> bumpy jumpers, bunnies, burgeoning bunnies, bushel bubby, busters,
>>>> busts, busty, butterbags, buttons, buxom, buzwams, cabmans rests,
>>>> cadabies, Café la Mama, cajooblies, cakes, cans, cantaloupes, carry
>>>> a bundle, casabas, cats and kitties, cat heads, c-cups, chalubbies,
>>>> charmers, charms, chebs, chee-chees, cherry-topped sundaes,
>>>> cherrylets, chest, chest and bedding, chest bunnies, chest flesh,
>>>> chest pillows, chest puppies, chesty, chichis, chichitas,
>>>> chicken-breasted, choozies, chuberteens, chubbies, chubblies,
>>>> chubs, chudleighs, chumbawumbas, chungas, chupas, circulus venosus
>>>> of Haller, classy pair, cliff, coat hangers, cokernuts, cones,
>>>> contours, cow-tits, cow-uddered, cream jugs, croopers, cupcakes,
>>>> Cupids kettledrums, cups, dairies, dairy farm, desirable fleshy
>>>> parts, devils, diddies, diddleys, dindins, dinners, dirty pillows,
>>>> docker's thumbs, dockyard rivets, dodas, doll-tits, dollies,
>>>> Dollys, doos, double D cups, double D's, double-diddied, draggy
>>>> udders, droopers, dubbies, dubs, dugs, dumplings, Dutch Alps,
>>>> dzwoonies, east and west, easts and wests, elders, ellens, endearing
>>>> physical
>>>> attributes, eye-pleasing fruit, fat flabs, fat sacks,
>>>> featherweights, feeding bottles, female appurtenances, female
>>>> bubbies, female charms, female goodies, female upper bombosities,
>>>> filled-out, flab hangings, flabby melons, flapjacks, flat as a
>>>> board, flat as a pancake, flat-chested, flesh bag, flesh bombs,
>>>> fleshy bagpipes, fleshy interests, fleshy parts, fleshy charms,
>>>> flip-flaps, flip-flops, floppers, floppy tits, floppy whites,
>>>> flops, flyspecks, fore-buttocks, fountain, fried eggs, frontage,
>>>> front bumpers, frontal development, fuck udders, full-bosomed,
>>>> full-figured, full load, full pack, fulsome, fun bags, garbanzos,
>>>> gavabos, gazongas, gentleman's pleasure, gib teesurbs, glandular
>>>> endowments, good set of lungs, goodies, goonas, grapefruits,
>>>> grapes, graysons, grids, groodies, growths, guavas, gubbs,
>>>> hammertons, hammocks, hand-warmers, handfuls, headers, headlamps,
>>>> headlights,
>>>> heavers, hee-haws, hemispheres, hills, hills of paradise,
>>>> Hindenburgs, honchos, honeydew melons, honeydews, honkers, hooters,
>>>> howitzers, hubbies, Irish draperies, ivory hills, jaboos, jabs,
>>>> jalobies, jellies, Jersey Cities, jibs, jiggle bosoms, jigglers,
>>>> jigglies, jobblies, jubbies, jublies, jubblies, jubes, juicy
>>>> peaches, jumblaaters, jumbos, kahunas, kajoobies, kettledrums,
>>>> kitten's noses, knobbies, lactoids, lactopoietic glands, lemons,
>>>> Lewis and Witties, little drinks, loaded, loaves, loblollies,
>>>> lobular hemispheres, lollies, lollos, love blobs, love bubbles,
>>>> love buds, love muffins, love pads, love pillows, loves
>>>> strawberries, lovelies, lovely bunch of cokernuts, lulus, lumps,
>>>> lung nuts, lung warts, M & Ms, Mae West, maiden pinks, majonkers,
>>>> mamas, mamazulons, mamilla, mammaries, mammary glands, mammary
>>>> mounds, mammets, mammilate, mammilia, mams, mamms, manapuas, Manchester
>>>> Cities,
>>>> manchesters, mangoes, maracas, Mary Poppins, masobs, massive
>>>> mammaries, mastos, mastunculi, matched set, mazoomas, mcguffies,
>>>> meat loaves, meat market, meatballs, meguffies, melons, memories,
>>>> mesoseinia, mezoomas, midgies, milk bar, milk bags, milk bottle,
>>>> milk buckets, milk churners, milk factories, milk glands, milk
>>>> jugs, milk sacks, milk shop, milkers, milkshakes, milky way, the,
>>>> mimpins, mochi hills, mods and rockers, mollicoes, molehills,
>>>> mollies, moon balloons, mosobs, mosquito bites, mounds, mounds of
>>>> lilies, mount of lilies, mount everests, mountains, muffins,
>>>> mulligans, mumbas, murphies, nacks, nancies, nature's founts, nay-nays,
>>>> nenes,
>>>> niblets, nice handfuls, nice pair of eyes, nice puppies, nice set,
>>>> ninnies, ninny jugs, nippers, nipply, nipply doo dahs, nips, niptastic
>>>> mate,
>>>> nittits, nobs, nodules, noogies, Norgen-Vaazes, norgies, norgs,
>>>> norks, Norma Snockers, nubbies, nubbins, nubs, nuggies, nugs,
>>>> num-nums, nummies, nums, nungers, nupies, of classic proportions,
>>>> oomlaaters, oranges, orbs of snow, other parts, ottomans, over the
>>>> shoulder, overblaaters, pair, pair of Cupids kettledrums, pair of
>>>> headlights, pair of kettledrums, pair of mammaries, palookas,
>>>> palpable characters, pancakes, panters, pantry shelves, pap heads,
>>>> papayas, papilla, paps, pasties, peach of a pair, peaches, peaks,
>>>> peanuts, pears, pechitos, pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges,
>>>> pectoral eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral handfuls,
>>>> pectoral ninnies, pects, peepers, pendulant breasts, perkies,
>>>> personalities, picayunes, piggies, pillows, pimples, pimples on a
>>>> chest, pimples on the chest, pips, Play-Doh, pleasant eminences,
>>>> plumpies, plungers, pneumatic bliss, pointers, points, points of
>>>> interest, pokers, pom-poms, pontoons, ponts, poonts, porcelain
>>>> spheres, potatoes, poundering complexities, pretty lungs, prominent
>>>> bosom, pumpkins, pumps, puppies, pus glands, pygmies' cocks,
>>>> queenies, racks, rasberry ripple, raspberries, rib cushions, rising
>>>> beauties, roplopos, rosebuds, roundies, runts, sandbags, saggers,
>>>> saggy pig tits, sagging summer squash, scar-crossed prunes, scones,
>>>> scoops, semiglobes, set, set of jugs, shakers, shimmies, shock
>>>> absorbers, shoulder boulders, shop, skin sacks, slugs, smarties,
>>>> smosabs, smudges, smurfs, snorbs, snuggle pups, soft cadaby,
>>>> softest part of a woman's torso, speed bags, speed bumps, spheres,
>>>> spuds, squashy bits, spooters, stacks, stits, stonkers,
>>>> strawberries, stubs, superdroopers, superdupers, sweater dandies,
>>>> sweater meat,
>>>> sweater treats, sweaterful, sweet glands, sweet line, sweet rolls,
>>>> tabs, tale of two cities, tamales, tatas, tater tots, teacups,
>>>> teats, tetinas, tetitas, tetons, thousand pities, threepenny bits,
>>>> threateners, tic-tac smuggling, tic-tacs, tidbits, ties, tiskies,
>>>> tit-bits, tit for tats, tit tips, titch, tittens, titties, TNT, Tom
>>>> tit, tomatoes, toora-loorals, tooters, top buttocks, top-balls,
>>>> top-heavy, top ones, top set, top heavy, topside, toraloorals,
>>>> torpedoes, towns and cities, tracy bits, tray bits, treasure
>>>> chests, tremblers, turrets, twangers, twin lovelies, twin peaks,
>>>> twin hills, twin lovelies, twin peaks, two beebees on a bread
>>>> board, two raisins on a bread board, two on the town, two rounded
>>>> hillocks, twofers,
>>>> udders, umlauts, uglies, upper deck, upper decks, upper regions,
>>>> upper works, ups, upstairs, valley, vavooms, veiled twins, very
>>>> best, voos, wagons, waldos, wallopies, wammers, warheads, warts,
>>>> waterbags, watermelons, waawaas, wazzojugs, whammers, whamdanglers,
>>>> whoa mammas, whoppers, wobblers, woman's bunnies, wombies, wooly
>>>> west, wongas, world, yabbos, yams, zaftig, zeppelins, zeps, zoftig,
>>>> The boys, The girls, The Pointer Sisters, The twins, The uniboob,
>>>> Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel, Mickey and Minnie, Thelma and
>>>> Louise, Wilma and Betty.
>>>
>>> PMSL!!!!1!!!
>>>
>>> <aside> Had to save this one ... too good not to! :^)
>>
>> :)
>>
>> Glad you enjoyed it. I have lots more material where that came from.
>
> That would be lovely! :^)
> ... and much appreciated! :^)

Eventually I'll post some of it for you.

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