Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

["Fred Tehbot" <fred.tehbot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, disclosed in
<f0qbhj$sc$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:

> On 2007-04-26 08:44:42 -0500, "Fred Tehbot"
> <fred.tehbot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> said:
>
>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, billowed in
>> <f0q80j$qdi$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
>>
>>> On 2007-04-26 02:53:44 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
>>> said:
>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou servitor. Thou sodden
>>>> witted Lord. Ye tooted:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:32:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou blunt-witted lord
>>>>>> ignoble in demeanor. Go shake your ears! Ye yearned:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:45:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> said:
>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou broken-backed
>>>>>>>> caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou befogged base muleter. Ye
>>>>>>>> released:
>>>>>>>>> And pictures, if you have them.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You've got a harem too, huh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <GASP!>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Me?! How could you ever suggest such a thing?!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Quite easily, though the process isn't so easy to describe; it
>>>>>> involves taking an innocent or unlikely remark and creating an
>>>>>> outrageous juxtaposition out if it.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, no, no ... I mean how could you have possibly known that I'm
>>>>> looking for men content to laze about a pool scantily clad??
>>>>> :^)
>>>>>
>>>>> <pout>
>>>>> I suppose you're refuse my offer, too, aren't you?
>>>>
>>>> Yes, unequivocally. You're looking for men who're only developed
>>>> from the neck down. I'm only developed from the neck up.
>>>
>>> No, no, no .... I need men built impressively from the neck up to
>>> tell the ones from the neck down what to do ...
>>
>> That I can do...
>>
>> Me: "Hey, you bloody pansy-arsed, hairy-fairy! Get off your fat,
>> lazy bum and make the lady an iced tea, you fucking great big girl's
>> blouse billowing in the wind."
>>
>> Crash Street Kidd: "GGGGRRRR!!! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE!!!
>> MUTHAFUCKKA!" *DROOL*
>>
>> Me: <waving walking stick> "So, you get your kicks from beating up on
>> defenseless cripples, do you?" *WHACK!*
>
> I fixed your post as necessary. You forgot CSK's slack-lipped drooling
> and forgot to whack said fool with stick.

lol - it works. I can prove it too...

I'm still alive.

>>> Seriously, neck up is more interesting than neck down, love. "Neck
>>> ups" can get a gym membership (if so desired), but "neck downs"
>>> aren't likely to get any smarter.
>>
>> Alzheimer's...
>
> ;^)
>
>>
>>>>>>> <aside> That damned Lionel - all he had to do was refuse the
>>>>>>> offer!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My email address is real, btw.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll have to find a good addy I can use for posting ... right now,
>>>>> the only one I have is from my work ... once I get one, is that
>>>>> permission to e-mail you? :^)
>>>>
>>>> lol - yes.
>>>
>>> I'll get on it, then. :^)
>>
>> No worries.
>
> Do you suggest anyone to secure an addy with?

You lost me, sorry.