Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now

["Fred Tehbot" <fred.tehbot@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, shrieked in
<f0q7qi$q15$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:

> On 2007-04-26 03:09:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>
> said:
>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou weather-bitten fungus. Thou
>> befuddled flip-flop. Ye ramble:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:24:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>
>>>> DaRkAnGeL <chaos@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou dumb innocent. Thou
>>>> deceased, unconscious most credulous fool. Ye dissented:
>>>>
>>>>> I don't read all of the threads, really. Just the ones
>>>>> where I have a fairly firm grasp on the topic.
>>>>
>>>> You'll never become a troll if you keep that up.
>>>>
>>>> Lesson 1:
>>>> Randomly click on a single post and change the topic of the entire
>>>> newsgroup to something totally unrelated to the discussion at hand.
>>>> Ensure that you change the topic to some pet subject that you have
>>>> a thorough knowledge of.
>>>
>>> S'true. It saves a heap of time, & tends to really piss off the
>>> locals.
>>
>> One day I should rewrite section 3 my 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>> alt.os.windows-xp *** Official FAQ *** and turn it into a troll
>> manual... Please read the FAQ before posting;
>>
>> This is the original and official 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>> alt.os.windows-xp FAQ. It is divided into three sections.
>>
>> Section 1: A general overview of 24hoursupport.helpdesk.
>>
>> Section 2: Should be read by those wishing to post a question into
>> alt.os.windows-xp. You might like to read section 3 to obtain an
>> indication of what to expect as a reply.
>>
>> Section 3: Should be read by those wishing to reply to a question.
>>
>> SECTION 1: 24hoursupport.helpdesk
>> =================================
>> =================================
>>
>> The 24hoursupport.helpdesk newsgroup serves no useful purpose at
>> all, other than as a repostory for stupid questions and equally
>> stupid replies. It is not advisable to read any post in
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, let alone half believe it. The newsgroup is
>> populated by childish fuckwits whose posts consist entirely of
>> "Please, spit the hook...." and "snigger hahaha." If you decide to
>> risk your sanity and actually post or read and believe any of the
>> things posted in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, you will find it helpful to
>> know that 24hoursupport.helpdesk is full of idiot trolls. Posters to
>> killfile include Brian H, Mike and Mara. Under no circumstances
>> should you accept anything that these trolls might post, no matter
>> how plausible their arguments may sound. Under no circumstances should
>> you accept the unnoficial faq,
>> regularly posted by a known plagiarist. The poster's real name is Ed
>> Jablonowski and his current posting identity is <@.>. He has been
>> forced to alter it a number of times due to being caught red-handed
>> plagiarising other people's advice and sticking it on his website,
>> passing it off as his own work. MICROSOFT PROFESSIONALS
>> =======================
>> The term Microsoft Professional is used to describe MVPs, MCSE, etc
>> and is a euphemism for unpaid prostitute. As an unbroken rule, they
>> either post complete and utter crap or they post incomplete answers.
>> If you receive a post from anyone passing themselves off as a paid
>> prostitute or Microsoft Professional, discard the advice
>> immediately. If the advice sounds at least half plausible, it is
>> probably plagiarised anyway. SEARCH ENGINES
>> ==============
>> Nine times out of ten, posters DO NOT know what a search engine is,
>> let alone know how to use one. This is acceptable only in
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, but not in alt.os.windows-xp. The losers in
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk have plenty of free time on their hands and
>> will be very happy to undertake a search for you.
>>
>> If you are posting into 24hoursupport.helpdesk and you do know how
>> to use a search engine, simply exercise sheer mental laziness and
>> express an expectation that some mug in the group will do it for for
>> you. OFF TOPIC POSTS
>> ===============
>> Many groups have charters describing what is and is not considered
>> appropriate. Please ignore any statements by your service provider
>> or by any poster in 24hoursupport.helpdesk that are centered around
>> the notion that continued posting of off-topic articles is
>> prohibited. Since 24hoursupport.helpdesk does not have a charter,
>> there is no concept of off topic posting. Please feel free to post
>> into 24hoursupport.helpdesk on any subject you so desire, as one
>> lady did whose left breast hung six inches lower than her right one.
>>
>> Please note that alt.os.windows-xp DOES have an official and approved
>> charter. alt.os.windows-xp is defined in the charter as a discussion
>> group, not a technical support group. Discussion is defined as the
>> consideration of a subject by a group; an earnest conversation.
>> \Dis*cus"sion\, n. [L. discussio a shaking, examination, discussion:
>> cf. F. discussion.] 1. The act or process of discussing by breaking
>> up, or dispersing, as a tumor, or the like. 2. The act of discussing
>> or exchanging reasons; examination by argument; debate; disputation;
>> agitation. To fully understand the implications of this, consider the
>> word
>> Discussing. "Dis" as in this, "cussing" as in swearing.
>>
>> THANKS IN ADVANCE
>> =================
>> Posters who offer thanks in advance are indicating that they desire
>> no interaction with the posters in the newsgroup and are only
>> willing to read the replies of others without replying themselves.
>> If you post thanks in adance, please expect to be told to get fucked
>> in advance. THANKS, IT WORKED
>> =================
>> It is a generally accepted principle that when you obtain a clear cut
>> solution, you never say thanks, kiss my arse, or even tell the
>> helper to fuck right off and die. Do not reply to solutions with any
>> notion or idication that you are in any way remotely thankful.
>> Especially do not tell anyone that the solution worked. Also see
>> REPLIES BY E-MAIL. DO NOT TAKE THE ADVICE GIVEN YOU
>> ================================
>> It is quite acceptable to receive top-notch advice but to NOT take
>> that advice and instead accuse the posters in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
>> of not knowing anything at all. It is preferable if you have
>> preconceived ideas of what the fix should be and then proceed to
>> dispute the advice anyone in 24hoursupport.helpdesk might provide.
>> This is especially effective if you are able to constuct a question
>> that elicits only the reply you are specifically looking for. Under
>> no circumstances should you attempt to describe just what it is you
>> are trying to achieve. Always try to construct your questions in such a
>> way that you only
>> get told what you want to hear. A good example question is "Do I
>> have to have two different programs or is their a way to put one
>> program on two computers?" If the advice is good advice, please feel free
>> to indicate your
>> displeasure and that you DO NOT like the advice. Please persist in
>> demanding only answers that would salve your dull conscience.
>>
>> WHAT IF YOU DO NOT GET ANY REPLIES OR YOU ONLY GET GIGGLED AT?
>> ==============================================================
>> It is acceptable practice in 24hoursupport.helpdesk to tell those
>> who swear at you that if they have nothing of value to add they
>> should keep shut. Please conveniently ignore the fact that
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk is a public newsgroup and freedom of speech is a
>> valued right in many countries.
>> It is not acceptable for anyone to choose not to help you and then
>> tell you that's their choice so it's your bad luck.
>>
>> ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE POSTED IN HTML AND IN ALL CAPS.
>> =====================================================
>> Contrary to what certain trolls will tell you, this is NOT a text
>> only group. HTML should be used for posting all questions. All text
>> in HTML posts must be IN CAPITALS LETTERS.
>>
>> PLEASE SET YOUR PC CLOCK FORWARD 2 DAYS BEFORE POSTING.
>> =======================================================
>> If you want a fast response to your plight, always set your PC clock
>> forward by at least 48 hours before posting. This way, your message
>> remains on the top of the stack and guarantees that anyone entering
>> the group will see your message first.
>>
>> IF YOU ARE REPLYING TO SOMEONE, QUOTE ALL THE TEXT AND TYPE YOUR
>> REPLY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST.
>> =========================================================================
>> It is imperative that you quote all the text in a reply, without
>> editing it, and commence posting from the bottom of your reply. By
>> doing this, you preserve the electronic conversation and keep it in
>> a logical sequence, top to bottom, just as you would read a book.
>>
>> NAME CALLING IS ACCEPTABLE AND REQUIRED.
>> ========================================
>> Since you will not always get the answer you desire every time you
>> post into 24hoursupport.helpdesk, it is a good idea to have a few
>> swear words ready to toss around. If you are in a real hurry for a
>> reply, please swear liberally in your original post to save time.
>> See the end of this FAQ for a list of acceptable swear words.
>>
>> HELPING OTHERS WHEN YOU CANNOT FIX YOUR OWN ISSUES
>> ==================================================
>>
>> If you have posted a plea for help into 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>> it is a very simple problem to resolve, you are qualified to provide
>> technical advice to anyone you see fit on any issue you desire. You
>> are also qualified to provide technical responses if you know of
>> someone who owns a computer or have heard of rumours of anyone
>> owning computer. If you fall into this category and are too lazy or
>> too stupid to read the posting guidelines in SECTION 3 of this
>> document, then follow the bigjon
>> (jhy...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) rule of technical support: "I just
>> post thoughts and ideas that may or may not be of use."
>>
>> By applying the bigjon rule, you should be in a postion to reply to
>> the following genuine problem:
>>
>> "My system hard disk is developing problems and I want to transfer
>> the contents of C: to a new drive without buying Norton Ghost?"
>>
>> If you correctly apply the bigjon rule, your advice would be "Buy
>> Norton Ghost."
>>
>> If you apply the bigjon rule of technical support and get into an
>> argument with the original poster about your reply, just apply the
>> gregh rule of technical support:
>>
>> "Look, you low-grade moron, you got an answer."
>>
>> That's right. The gregh rule of technical support is, "An answer is
>> an answer, no matter how stupid it is and you are a thankless piece
>> of shit for not knowing that."
>>
>> IF YOU HAVE A VIRUS, ATTACH IT TO YOUR POST.
>> ============================================
>> This is vital. Posts about possible viruses cannot be answered
>> without the actual virus being attached for analysis. Please make
>> sure you do this. ADVERTISING AND OTHER ATTACHMENTS
>> =================================
>> Please feel free to post fisting and bestiality videos. The bigger
>> the file, the better.
>>
>> As the folk who inhabit 24hoursupport.helpdesk are mostly
>> beer-swilling rednecks and deranged hillbillies living trailer parks
>> located in the wilds of the Alabama boondocks, access to radio and
>> televison services is very limited. Please feel free to advertise
>> your haberdashery, and do it frequently. Attaching mind-bogglingly
>> fast animated gifs that carry an epilepsy warning is highly
>> encouraged. TEST POSTS
>> ==========
>> It is not always possible to discern the tell-tale signs of
>> intelligent life in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, so test posts are always
>> welcome. Please ensure that you post a test using your real e-mail
>> address. The subject header should be along the lines of "TESTING
>> TESTING 123" and the contents should contain the following:
>>
>> ICICLES, POPSICLES, SPECTACLES, TESTI ... NG 123
>>
>> REPLIES BY E-MAIL
>> =================
>> It is always best to request that someone send you a private e-mail
>> in response to a question posted into the group. Since
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk is populated by trolls, fuckwits and giggling
>> girls, there really is no point in posting into the group then
>> watching and waiting to see if anyone replies. If you get a reply,
>> it's either going say "Please, spit the hook...." or "snigger
>> hahaha" and since nobody has an interest in knowing what the fix was
>> so that others can be helped in the future, there's no point keeping
>> it in the group. SAMPLE QUESTIONS
>> ================
>> Use the following sample post as a guide to formulating your text and
>> getting it ready for 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>
>> I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING! MY EMAIL DOESN'T WORK AND I DON'T
>> KNOW WHAT MY PASSWORD IS!!!!!!? CAN YOU TELL ME MY PASSWORD
>> PLEASE???? I DROPPED BAKED BEANS ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW MY PET
>> FERRET WON'T GET OFF! WHAT CAN I DO???!!!????? SOMETHING HAS GONE
>> WRONG! I KEEP GETTING AN ERROR MESSAGE!!!! WHAT DOES IT
>> MEAN????!!!!????? Note the vigorous use of exclamation and question marks
>> for added
>> urgency and emphasis of your plight.
>>
>> SAMPLE REPLIES
>> ==============
>> If the fly amid the social worker fondles a tally-whacker, then the
>> shit-lipped blancmange convulses. A blowy hippopotamus is halfway
>> dead on target. If the forger strikes the lout, then the flap-dragon
>> farts. Usually a diminutively cross-eyed miscreant giggles, therefore a
>> wrongly camel-toed dick sleeps. When a head louse is inept, the
>> fainthearted farkleberry ogles the arse. A lout betwixt a gerbil,
>> the cutpurse onto a pimp, and some squirrel are what made America
>> rotten. The knotted aardvark begins, and a fatly amoeban pubic hair
>> lingers;
>> however, a reversibly argus-eyed criminal bends a glove doll amid
>> some guzzler. Furthermore, a dogfish burps, and a reprobate afore
>> the frottage fondles the bouffant tramp.
>>
>>
>> SECTION 2
>> =========
>> =========
>>
>> This is the 24hoursupport.helpdesk and alt.os.windows-xp Computer
>> Problem Help Request Form. All posters requesting help in this
>> newsgroup are required to complete this form and post the answers to
>> the group. The regulars will then determine what course of action
>> needs to be taken to resolve your problem.
>>
>> 1. Describe the problem.
>>
>> 2. Now describe the problem accurately.
>>
>> 3. Please speculate wildly about the cause of the problem.
>>
>> 4. PART 1: Select the severity of the problem:
>>
>>     a. Minor
>>     b. Insignificant
>>     c. Trivial
>>     d. Mildly annoying
>>     e. Immaterial
>>
>>
>> PART 2: Select how you will feel when you are told to "fuck off, you
>>         dumb cunt":
>>
>>     a. Distressed
>>     b. Disturbed
>>     c. Heartbroken
>>     d. Offended
>>     e. Awful
>>     f. Degraded
>>     g. Cheap
>>     h. Loathsome
>>     i. Wretched
>>
>> 5. Is the computer plugged in?
>>
>> 6. Is it turned on?
>>
>> 7. Have you read the manual?
>>
>> 8. Are you sure you've read the manual?
>>
>> 9. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?
>>
>> 10. Do you think you understood the manual?
>>
>>         Yes? Why can't you fix the problem yourself?
>>
>>         No? Why buy a computer if you don't understand them?
>>
>> 11. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
>>
>> 12. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
>>
>>         Yes? You idiot.
>>
>>         No? Try to fix it yourself.
>>
>> 13. Have you made it worse?
>>
>>         Yes? You idiot.
>>
>>         No? Oh well, shit happens.
>>
>> 14. Will you get into trouble?
>>
>>         Yes? You poor bugger.
>>
>>         No? Oh well, shit happens.
>>
>> 15. Can you blame someone else?
>>
>>         Yes? Problem solved.
>>
>>         No? Go to Question 15.
>>
>> SECTION 3
>> =========
>> =========
>>
>> This section should be read and followed by those wishing to reply
>> to a question.
>>
>> Do not read anything that original posters write. Instead, to
>> support your argument, offer an interpretation of what you thought
>> they might have said. You may also expand on this by offering an
>> opinion of what you think they should have said.
>>
>> If you are inadvertently forced to read something written by an
>> original poster, never read it in sequential order and certainly
>> never, ever read a post from an original poster in context. It is
>> imperative to try to understand what you think the original poster
>> is trying to convey rather than what he really is attempting to say.
>> Reading a post from an original poster in any sort of order will
>> only retard your assessment of what you think he might have or
>> should have said. If you find yourself reading a post from original
>> poster, you should
>> take great care to remember that what you think an original poster
>> meant to say is far more important than what he really tried to say.
>>
>> You should always interpret original poster scribblings in usenet as
>> actually describing the way they think, though this does not apply
>> if the original poster is trying to describe the way they think
>> things should be. This is an extremely difficult call to make and if you
>> are finding it
>> difficult going, just take it out of context, misquote it and use it
>> in evidence against the original poster. This is a very good
>> fallback position as original posters never notice it. However be
>> aware that America has a Constitution to protect the rights of its
>> citizens, thus American original posters have the right to remain
>> stupid. You should consider all original posters to be vacuous and
>> stupid.
>> Do not allow bleating and whining original posters to convince you
>> that you are being unfair to them as this tactic will merely divert
>> you from the truth. A little bit of history under your belt will go a
>> long way to
>> understanding the original poster psyche. If you ever find yourself
>> discussing Vietnam with an American original poster, you will do
>> well to remember the three American original poster interpretations
>> of the outcome of that war, vis-a-vis:
>>
>> A) America won
>> B) America lost
>> C) America neither won nor lost. It just came second
>>
>> Remember that original poster posts are complete fabrications, which
>> are devoid of scholarship and never contain a single considered
>> thought. It is best to skip an original poster's messages altogether
>> because only very small fragments of their posts will be meaningful
>> anyway. If you must reply to a post from an original poster and wish to
>> give
>> the original poster the benefit of reading his/her words again by
>> including quotations from their post in order to prove that you are
>> right and the original poster is wrong, the following procedure will
>> assist you: Cut out all the paragraphs from his post and keep only every
>> third
>> or fourth one -- This can be varied according to the phases of the
>> seasons, the days of the week, or even the music being played on the
>> radio -- for example, if today is Wednesday and it is winter and
>> Elvis Presley music is being played, cut out three lines from each
>> paragraph, cut out every second paragraph that is left, cut the last
>> paragraph and paste it to where the first one was. If you are not too
>> concerned about being very sensitive to original
>> posters and do not care about their self-esteem (thanks Gnu), then
>> by all means, paste quotes from other people's messages and force
>> the original poster to admit they were his comments.
>>
>> It is quite acceptable and within the limits of permissible
>> discussion with an original poster to leave words, phrases,
>> sentences, and entire paragraphs out of the quote. It is also
>> allowable to engage in stealthy fact swapping and exaggeration in
>> order to conceal and confuse the original context of the original
>> poster's opinion beyond recognition. In short, if it is to your
>> benefit and the original poster's disadvantage, it is allowable.
>> However you should be wary of even hinting to the original poster
>> that you have done any of these things because the information may
>> come in handy when the original poster becomes psychotic and follows
>> you from one newsgroup to the next and maniacally posts 9kb messages
>> containing what he or she thinks is proof that you were wrong. If you
>> feel that the original poster you are engaged in debate with
>> is attempting any of these devices you should wail loudly and accuse
>> the original poster of typical small-mindedness, under-handed fact
>> swapping, deception, deceitfulness, treachery, dishonesty,
>> duplicity, perfidy ... and whatever other words your superior (by
>> default) education has provided to your repertoire.
>>
>> On the subject of repertoire, the original poster runs out of ideas
>> after exhausting the inevitable poo, bum, wee, dick, arse, tit,
>> cunt, mother, brother, sister, windoz suks references. You can help
>> the original poster by providing them with the following:
>>
>> Instead of you putting not even a single thought into anything you
>> post, just use this list. All you do is post the number for the lame
>> you want to devestate people with. Just hit anyone with a good old
>> 6, 11, 13 combo and they're out for the count... lamed senseless:
>>
>>       1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win.
>>          (dance, owned etc.) You are my bitch. Spank.
>>          You are my toy. You are delusional. You love me.
>>          You are jealous. You follow me around. You are
>>          obsessed.
>>       2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>>       3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore
>>          I win. Post edit, context snip, etc. I knew all along.
>>          That was my intention. YHBT.
>>        4. Fag, native, fuck your mother,
>>          sister, brother,  father. Cock sucker,
>>          asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
>>          newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
>>          loser, child, village idiot, immature, necrophile,
>>          paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
>>          geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, bestiality
>>          etc.
>>       5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
>>          vagina, bodily excretions, masturbation etc.
>>       6. blink (clueless)
>>       7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>>       8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation,
>>          comprehension lame, plagiarism.
>>       9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, lame by
>>          proxy, truth hurts, takes one to know one.
>>          So you don't know the answer then? Get a
>>          life. That proves my point. You remind me of, etc.
>>       10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke.
>>
>> In conclusion, the method outlined here for engaging original
>> posters in discussion will almost guarantee that you will be in the
>> forefront of the original poster's mind... along with his or her
>> psychoses, hallucinations, nausea, dizziness, anxiety, panic
>> attacks, insomnia, confusion and depression.
>>
>> If you play the mind-game right, you can bypass the original poster's
>> conscious mind (well, what little there is of it, anyway) and enter
>> whatever information you so desire directly into their thick bone
>> heads and they'll never ever know -- unless you keep archives so you
>> can rub their faces in it when they psychotically chase you around
>> usenet yelling, "I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
>>
>> Remember now, what is important is what you claim the original poster
>> said, not what the original poster actually said. Be untruthful,
>> deceptive, ambiguous, arrogant, condescending, pompous, patronising,
>> scornful and wishy-washy. Who cares? The original poster might, but
>> does anyone else? Who will know? Certainly not the original poster.
>>
>> IMPORTANT FOOTNOTE: "Me too" posters and "it works for me" posters
>> are original posters by default. It is quite acceptable to assume
>> that a "Me too" poster or "it works for me" poster is, in actual
>> fact, a wannabe original poster. Wannabe original posters should be
>> as mercilessly newbie-fucked as original posters.
>>
>> ADDITIONAL NOTE: Children may be present in these newsgroups. If you
>> suspect that children are reading your posts, ensure that your posts
>> are littered with florid vocabulary. Acceptable words include; Fuck,
>> Shit, Piss, Hell, Cunt, Pussy, Tits, Ass. Mother Fucker, Son of a
>> Bitch, Nigger, Bastard, Bitch, Whore, Balls, Cum, Damn, Holy Shit,
>> Holy Fuck, Holy Mother Fucker, Hard-on, Corn-hole, butt-fuck, Chink,
>> Kike, Cock sucker, Clit, Nuts, Fuck face, Blow job, Header, God
>> Damn, Screw, Trailer Trash, Fucked up, Fart, Snot, Bugger, Jerk-off,
>> Prick, Dick, Peter, Jew boy, Slut, Fag, Queer, Shit, Ass, Dumb Ass,
>> Dyke, Nigger lover, Nigger hater, Ass-hole, gook, gooner, Arse,
>> Bloody, Spick, Tramp. APPENDIX A
>> ==========
>> ==========
>>
>> If you prefer not to use the words FUCK, CUNT, COCK, or TITS, choose
>> a substitute from the following list:
>>
>> Pork sword, godamn, bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit,
>> dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung, cheese, laying some cable,
>> dropping a load, ass, booty, hiney, tokhes, bum, buns, rump, cheeks,
>> tits, jugs, bazooms, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, brown eyes,
>> balls, nuts, onions, jewels, rocks, stones, ballbag, jism, come,
>> shoot, cream, wad, juice, peckertracks, pearl necklace, crabs, dose,
>> syph, clap, gleet, raincoat, scumbag, rubber, gasket, french,
>> tickler, dildo, fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut,
>> bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection, vitamin F, knock-up,
>> putout, dipyourwick, hide the salami, quickie, nooner, matinee, pop
>> your cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas & cream,
>> piece of ass, nookie, poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash,
>> notch, twat, slash, ginch, hole, hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob,
>> snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam, furburger, tuna,
>> taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger, glory hole, merkin, mucket,
>> button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy, boy in the boat, man in
>> the, canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton
>> pony, having the painters in, hard-on, rod-on, bone-on, boner,
>> stiff, piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls,
>> lovers nuts, cunt struck, queefer, pussy fart, asshole, bunghole,
>> little brown eyeball, bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck,
>> backdoor, bite the brown, sugar bowl pie, mustard, road, up the old
>> dirt road, hershey highway, fudge packer, pound cake, finger fuck,
>> dry hump, cop a feel, tit fuck, french fuck, one man band, hand job,
>> french job, blow job, head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suckoff,
>> give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on,
>> dive, moustache ride, sit on one's face, yodeling in the gulley,
>> sixty-nine, seventy-one, sixty-eight, golden showers, around the
>> world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog style, mongolian cluster
>> fuck, group grope, gang bang, circle jerk, well hung, dick, prick,
>> dork, dong, tong, doniker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwanz, schmuck,
>> putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick,
>> snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, weenie,
>> skin flute, meat whistle, tallywacker, middle leg, short arm, rod of
>> love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak, pink pencil,
>> bald headded mouse, trouser snake, one eyed monster, one eyed wonder
>> worm, jelly roll, puddin', jerkoff, jackoff, whackoff, pulloff,
>> beatoff, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong,
>> pounding, your pud, bleeding your weed, stroking it, giving it a
>> tug, beating the bishop, jerk the gherkin, shootin' putty at the
>> moon, pocket pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, queen, punk, faggot,
>> quiff, dyke, diesel dyke, lezzie, bulldagger, box lunch, seafood,
>> rough trade, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, fuck off, piss off, piss
>> on you, stick it, stuff it, shove it, ram it, jam it, cram it, sit
>> on it, get laid, get in, get off, get it on, get it up, mother
>> fucker, cock sucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer, cocksman,
>> scatfan, peckerhead, fuck up, ball breaker, ball, buster, a real
>> pisser, cock teaser, cuntslapper, ass kisser, brown nose, shitass,
>> shit heel, douchebag, motherstrapalonian, fuck trophy, cunt nugget,
>> fleshloaf, cunt dropping, walking sperm, infestation, anklebiter,
>> booger-eater, bratzilla, crib lizard, crotchcricket, crotchfruit,
>> crumbcruncher, crumb grinder, fartling, floormonster, goldensprog,
>> hell spawn, kinderwhore, nipplecrunchers, nose miner, pussfruit,
>> shit factory, sperm 'n egg omlette, sproglodyte, snotmonster, ball
>> buster, bearded, beating the bishop, beef beef, eyes, bust your
>> nuts, clam, french tickler, get your rocks off, hand job, hell
>> spawn, injection, jam it, man in the canoe, middle leg, mongolian
>> cluster mother fucker, moustache, ride, muff dive, mustard road, on
>> the rag, one eyed monster, pencil, pink pipe job, pounding your pud,
>> rough rubber, factory, short, arm, skin, flute, trade, tuna taco, up
>> your ass, up your arse, wet dream, yodeling in the gulley, pearl
>> necklace, boy in the boat, little brown eyeball, up your arse,
>> shitarse, Aaron's Rod, Adam's Cave, Altar of Love, Apples,
>> Baby-Maker, Bald-Headed, Bald-Headed Butler, Ballocks, Baloney,
>> Banana, Bangers, Bat, Bathtub eel, Bayonet, Bean Tosser, Bearded
>> Blood Sausage, Beecham's Pills, Belly Buster, Belly Entrance, Belly
>> Ruffian, Bird, Bird's, Black Bess, Blade, Blue Vein Meatroll,
>> Bluebeard's Closet, Bone, Boo-Boos, Box, Broomstick, Brown Madam,
>> Bull's Eye, Bum Tickler, Bunny, Bush Beater, Bushy, Button Hole,
>> Button-Hole Worker, Cabbage Patch, Canal, Candle, Candle Holder,
>> Carnal Stump, Carrot, Cat's Meat, Cave of, Cavern, Cellar Door,
>> Charlies, Cherries, Chestnuts, Chicken, Child-Getter, Chink-Stopper,
>> Chocha, Clangers, Cleft, Club, Clutch, Cock, Cockpit, Cojones,
>> Cookie, Coot, Cootch, Cooze, Corey, Coupler, Crack Haunter,
>> Cracksman, Cranny, Cranny Hunter, Creamstick, Crease, Crevice,
>> Crook, Crotch, Crumpet, Cubes, Culty, Dagger, Danglers, Dart of
>> Love, Dearest Member, Dicky, Dimple, Ding-Dong, Dinger,
>> Dingle-Dangle, Dipstick, Divine Scar, Dodaddy, Dolly, Donut,
>> Dooflicker, Down-Leg, Dragon, Drain, Dummy, Eel, Eel-Skinner, Eggs,
>> End, Family Jewels, Family-Organ, Fiddle Bow, Fish, Fish Tank,
>> Fishing Rod, Flapper, Flytrap, Fool-Sticker, Foreman, Fort, Frinding
>> Tool, Front Window, Fucker, Fur, Furbox, Furrow, Gadget, Gap, Gaper,
>> Gardener, Gate, Giggle Stick, Giggling, Ginny, Girl-Street, Glands,
>> Goat-Milker, Goolies, Gooser, Gravy Maker, Gristle, Gully-Hole, Gut
>> Stick, Gut Wrench, Hair, Hair Splitter, Haircourt, Hairy Hot Dog,
>> Hambone, Hanging Johnny, Happy Valley, Harbor of Hope, Harmony,
>> Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile, Hill, histle, Hoe Handle, Hog Eye,
>> Holy Porker, Honey-Hive, Honey-Pot, Horn, Horse Collar, Hose, Hot
>> Box, Hot Spot, Under the House, Irish Fortune, Itching Jenny, Jack
>> in the Box, Jack Nasty-Face, Jemson, Jerking Iron, Jigger, Jing
>> Jang, Jockam, John, Johnnie, Johnny One-Eye, Johnson, Joy, Joy
>> Prong, Kanakas, Kidney Cracker, Kidney Wiper, King Member, Knocker,
>> Ladies' Delight, Ladies' Lollipop, Ladies' Treasure, Lance of life,
>> Life Preserver, Little Brother, Little Willie, Live Sausage, Liver
>> Turner, Lizard, Lobcock, Lobster, Lollypop, Long, Love, Love Dart,
>> Love Gun, Lucy, Lung Disturber, Mad Mick, Magic Wand, Man-Root,
>> Marbles, Marrow Bone, Marshmallows, Master John, Master of
>> Ceremonies, Meat Hook, Member, Merrymaker, Milkman, Mister
>> Goodwrench, Mister Tom, Mouse, Muscle, Mutton Dagger, My Body's
>> Captain, Nards, Natural Scythe, Needle, Nimrod, Nippy, Noodle, Old
>> Blind Bob, One-Eyed Milkman, One-Eyed Night Crawler in the
>> Turtle-Neck, One-Eyed Trouser, One-Eyed Wonder, Pant Muscle,
>> Pee-Pee, Pen, Pendulum, Perch, Piccolo, Picklock, Pikestaff, Pile
>> Driver, Pin, Pipe, Pisser, Pistol, Plugtail, Plums, Pocket, Pocket
>> Piccolo, Pointer, Poker, Pole, Post, Pounders, Pride & Joy, Pud,
>> Pudding, Pump Handle, Pup, Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love,
>> Quickening Peg, Quimstake, Ram, Ramrod, Raw Meat, Reamer, Red Cap,
>> Rocket, Rolling Pin, Rudder, Rupert, Russel the, Salami, Sausage,
>> Sceptre, Seeds, Sexing Piece, Shmock, Silent Flute, Slashers,
>> Spades, Spigot, Spike-Faggot, Spindle, Split-Rump, Spout, Spunk
>> Holders, Squirrel Food, St. Peter, Staff, Steak, Steaming Hot Kanga,
>> Sting, Stump, Sugar Stick, Sweater, Swingers, Sword, Tail Pin,
>> Tally-Whacker, Tassel, Tent Pig, The Bald-Headed Champ, Thing, Third
>> Leg, Thistle, Throbber, Throbbing Python of Love, Thursday,
>> Tickle-Gizzard, Torch of Cupid, Toy, Trap-Stick, Trouser Anaconda,
>> Trout, Tube, Uncle Dick, Vomiting Cobra, Wand , Wazoo, Weapon,
>> Wedge, Whacker, Whip, Whore-Pipe, Wick, Willie, Wingle, Wire,
>> Wonder, Worm, Yang, Yard, Yosh, Zubrick, FUCK!, a bit of beef, a bit
>> of bouncy-bouncy, a bit of butt, a bit of cauliflower, a bit of
>> crumpet, a bit of cuddle, a bit of fat, a bit of flat, a bit of
>> fork, a bit of front door work, a bit of fun, a bit of hair, a bit
>> of how's yer father, a bit of it, a bit of nifty, a bit of nobble, a
>> bit of nookey, a bit of pork, a bit of quimsy, a bit of raspberry, a
>> bit of rough, a bit of rumpty-tumpty, a bit of rumpy-bumpy, a bit of
>> rumpy-pumpy, a bit of snug, a bit of the other, a bit of skin, a bit
>> of snug for a bit of stiff, a bit of stiff, a bit of the old in and
>> out, a dash up the channel, a knee trembler, a little game of
>> hide-the-sausage, a little o the one with tother, a little
>> one-on-one, a piece of crumpet, a poke in the whiskers, a poke
>> through the whiskers, a spot of Cupids archery, a spot hard
>> breathing, a squeeze and a squirt, accommodate, act of
>> androgynation, act of darkness, act of generation, act of kind, act
>> of love, act of pleasure, act of shame, act of sport, Adam-and-Eve
>> it, adamise, afternoon delight, all the way, amorous congress,
>> amorous rites, ashes hauled, assault with a friendly weapon, at it,
>> baby-making love, bag, bag up, bag of coke, bait the hook,
>> balaclava, balling, balling the jack, balls eye, baloney hop,
>> baloney ride, bam bam, bananas and cream, bandicooting, bang away,
>> bang like a shithouse door in a gale, bang like a shithouse door in
>> the wind, banging, banging away, Barrer Moke, bash leather, basket
>> making, bat up, bawdy banquet, bayonet drill, BBQ'N, be intimate
>> with, be with a woman, beanfeast, bear play, beast with two backs,
>> beat someone with the ugly stick, beating around the bush, beaver
>> shooting, bed someone, bed someone down, bed rite, bed sports,
>> bedtime story, bedwork, belly slapping, belly-bump, belly-bumping,
>> belly ride, belly-to-belly, belly warmer, bellying, belt, best and
>> plenty of it, the, between the sheets, big F, big number, big time,
>> biological event, bisecting the triangle, bit of beef, bit of
>> bouncy-bouncy, bit of butt, bit of cauliflower, bit of cuddle, bit
>> of cunt, bit of ebony goodness, bit of fat, bit of flat, bit of
>> fork, bit of front door work, bit of fun, bit of hair, bit of hard
>> for a bit of soft, bit of meat, bit of nifty, bit of nobble, bit of
>> nookey, bit of pork, bit of quimsy, bit of raspberry, bit of rough,
>> bit of skinbit of snug, bit of snug for a bit of stiff, bit of
>> stiff, bit of the old in and out, bit of the other, blanket
>> hornpipe, block, blow off on the groundsels, blow off the loose
>> corns, bludgeon the flaps, board, boff, boffing, boink, boinking,
>> the bold thing, bone smuggling, bone-up, bone dance, boning, bonk,
>> bonking, boom-boom, bop, bopping, bore, bottom knocking, bottom
>> wetting, bounce in bed, bounce the bedspring, bouncing,
>> bouncy-bouncy, box step, box the compass, break a lance with, break
>> a peter on, break open the pie, breed, breeding, broad-jumping,
>> buckwild, buckwilding, bull session, bulling, bump and grind, bump
>> bellies, bump bones, bump fur, bump nasties, bump pelvis, bump
>> uglies, bumping pussy, bumping uglies, bunk-up, buried alive,
>> burlap, bury face upwards, bury it, bury the bishop, bury the bone,
>> bury the hatchet where it won't rust, bury the hobbit, bury the
>> salami, bury the weenie, bury the wick, bush patrol, bushwack, bust
>> some booty, bust her out, butcher, butter and eggs, butter the
>> muffin, buttock ball, buttock jig, buttock stirring, buttonhole
>> work, buzz, buzz the brillo, californicate, calk, cane, carnal
>> acquaintance, carnal connection, carnal engagement, carnal
>> knowledge, carnal pleasures, carnival knowledge, carry-me-down,
>> caterwauling, cut a side, cut a slice of the joint, catch an oyster,
>> cattle, cattle truck, caulk, cavaultcavaulting, chafer, chamber
>> combat, chamber games, change one's luck, changing your oil, charge,
>> charver, chauvering, chaver, check her oil, chimney sweep, christen
>> the yak, christening, chuck a tread, chuck, chunk, churn the butter,
>> click, clicket, climb, clubcock, cock up, cockstupration, coit,
>> coition, coiture, coitus, Colonel Puck, colonial puck, colt, come
>> about, come across, come over, come to my bed and we'll practice
>> parallel parking, coming and going, commerce, concubitus, congress,
>> conjugal act, conjugal embrace, conjugal relations, conjugal rites,
>> conjugals, conjugate, connubial pleasures, connubial relations,
>> consort with, consummate a marriage, consummate a relationship,
>> consummate a union, converse, cool out, copping, copula carnalis,
>> copula fornicatoria, copulate, copulating, copulation, corking,
>> corking the onion, corn on the cob, couch, couch rugby, couple,
>> coupling, couple with, courtesy fuck, cover, crack it, crack the
>> belly, cram, cranberry dip, crawl, creaming the twinkie, cucumber
>> rhumba, cuddle, cuddle-my-cuddle, cully-shangycunting, Cupid's
>> archery, cure the horn, curl her tail, cush, cut off the joint,
>> cutting a slice, cuzzie, daily, daily mail, dance, dance in the
>> sheets, dance on the mattress, dance the beginning of the world,
>> dance the blanket hornpipe, dance the buttocks jig, dance the goat's
>> jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the matrimonial polka,
>> dance the mattress jig, dance the miller's reel, dance the reels o'
>> Bogie, dance the sheets, dancing in the sheets, darb, dash in the
>> bloomers, dash up the channel, daub the brush, deed, deed of kind,
>> deed of pleasure, delivering the wood, dibble, dick dip, dicky dunk,
>> dig in the wiskers, dig out, dinky tickle, dip one's bill, dip the
>> fly, dip the wick, dip your stick, dip your stinger in the honey,
>> dipping the wick, dirty deed, the, dirty work at the crossroads,
>> disappearing cane trick, the, discourse, discussing Uganda,
>> disporting oneself, dive in the dark, dive into the dark, do, do a
>> back fall, do a bit of beef, do a bit of front door action, do a bit
>> of nifty, do a bottom-wetter, do a dicky dick, do a dive in the
>> dark, do a dogs rig, do a flop, do a grind, do horizontal exercises,
>> do a kindness to, do a leap, do a lewd infusion, do a line with, do
>> a nifty, do an inside worry, do an upright, do a perpendicular, do a
>> push, do a rudeness to, do a slide up the board, do a spread, do a
>> tumble, do a woman's job for her, do it, do me nasty, do miracles,
>> do number three, do one's kind, do one's office, do over, do
>> slippery belly, do some good for yourself, do some nose paintaing,
>> do somebody, do the act of darkness, do the agreeable, do the bad
>> thing, do the beast with two backs, do the big nasty, do the bone
>> dance, do the business, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty, do
>> the dirty deed, do the dirty thing, do the divine work of
>> fatherhood, do the do, do the filth, do the grown-up thing, do the
>> horizontal hula, do the horizontal mambo, do the horizontal tummy
>> bump, do the nasty, do the natural thing, do the naughty, do the
>> pussydo the rump-shaker, do the sex act, do the story with someone,
>> do the thing, do the trick, do the tube-snake boogey, do the
>> two-backed beast, do the ugly deed, do the ugly-bumpy, do the wild
>> thing, do what comes naturally, do what newlyweds do, doing the
>> thang, doing the wild thing, doinking, dock, dog, dog's match, dog's
>> rig, doggy-dancing, doing a perpendicular, doing it, Donald, Donald
>> Duck, doodle, drill, drive, drive into it, drive it home, drive it
>> to home base, drives the meat bus into tuna town, driving Miss
>> Daisy, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drop ones load,
>> drop one's drawers, duelling bedsprings, dunk the dingus, dunk the
>> dolphin, dunk the love-muscle, dunk, dunking, dunking the love
>> muscle, Dutch treat, ear, ease, ease nature, ease oneself, edeapsis,
>> eff, effing, empty one's trash, engage in marriage joys, engage in
>> three to one and bound to lose, enjoy, enjoy a woman, enjoy a
>> plaster of warm guts, enjoy a roll in the hay, enjoy favors,
>> entertain, entertaining royalty, erotic congress, every night about
>> this time, exchange bodily fluids, exchange DNA, exchange flesh,
>> exercise one's marital rights, exercise the armadillo, exercise the
>> ferret, F, F-ing, F-word, face-to-face mating, fall backward, fall
>> in the furrow, fall to it, fast breathing, favor, feather bed jig,
>> federating, feed the bearded clam, feed the beever, feed the cat,
>> feed the clam, feed the dumb glutton, feed the dummy, feed the fish,
>> feed the monkey, feed the pussy, feed somebody's monkey, feeding the
>> bearded clam, fenorking, ferk, ferret, fettle, fickey fick, fidget
>> the midget in Bridget, filling the box, filling the juicebox, firk,
>> firkin, first game ever played, fish supper, fishing for kippers,
>> fit, fit ends, fit end to end, fit pipes, fix her plumbing, fix
>> someone up, fizzing, flat dancing, flesh, flesh it, flesh session,
>> flimpflop, flop in, flop in the hay, fly-by-night, foining,
>> folk-dancing, fool around with, foot, foraminate, fore and aft,
>> fork, forking, fornicate, fornication, four-legged frolic, frail
>> job, frat, fraternize, fratting, free one's hips, Friar Tuck, frig,
>> frigging, front door work, fruit that made man wise, the, fuck-a
>> Jesuit, fuckation, fuck by the book, fuck one's brains out, fucking,
>> fuckle, fugging, fulke, fun and games, funch, funny business,
>> furgle, futter, futuere, futy, futz, futz around, game of inches,
>> gasp and grunt, gaying it, genital intercourse, get a bellyful of
>> marrow, get a bellyful of pudding, get a bit, get a chunk, get a
>> crumpet, get a go at the creamstick, get a hunk, get a leg over, get
>> a little, get a piece, get a piece of ass, get a shot of leg, get a
>> shove in your blind eye, get a snippet, get a wet bottom, get a wet
>> one, get about her, get at it, get between the sheets with, get
>> buckwild, get busy, get down to business, get down to it, get down
>> with, get going, get hilt and hair, get home, get horizontal, get
>> hulled between wind and water, get into, get into bed with, get into
>> her pants, get into one's drawers, get Into some serious flesh, get
>> into somebody's drawers, get into somebody's pants, get into the
>> pants of, get it off, get it off with, get Jack in the orchard, get
>> layed, get lucky, get mud for your turtle, get off the gun, get off
>> with, get on top of, get one's ashes hauled, get one's balls off,
>> get one's banana peeled, get one's chimney swept out, get one's
>> cookies, get ones end away, get one's end in, get one's end wet, get
>> one's greens, get one's jollies, get one's kettle mended, get one's
>> leather stretched, get one's leg across, get ones leg lifted, get
>> ones leg over, get one's noodle wet, get one's nuts cracked, get
>> ones nuts off, get one's oats, get one's oil changed, get one's pole
>> varnished, get ones rocks off, get physical, get rigged, get shot in
>> the tail, get sloppy, get some, get some action, get some area, get
>> some ass, get some big leg, get some cold cock, get some crack, get
>> some cunt, get some goose, get some hair, get some hole, get someone
>> into the cot, get some leg, get some nookie, get some pussy, get
>> some slickem on your hangdown, get some soft leg, get some stuff,
>> get some tail, get some trim, get some quim, get some tweeze, get
>> stabbed in the thigh, get stuffed, get the leg over, get the sugar
>> stick, get the upshot, get there, get through, get to home plate,
>> get to it, get together with, get up the pole, get up the yard, get
>> wild, get your bean waxed, get your bone honed, get your bunny
>> boiled, get your canoe shellacked, get your end away, get your end
>> wet, get your horns filed, get your noodle wet, get your poker wet,
>> get your weiner wet, getting a piece, getting bent, getting it on,
>> getting laid, getting ones end away, getting plugged, getting run,
>> getting skins, getting some skin, getting your end away, getting
>> your leg-over, gift of one's body, give a bit of hard for a bit of
>> soft, give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give a hole to hide in,
>> give a shot of leg, give a thrill, give a woman a shot, give hard
>> for soft, give her a bit of the other, give her a past, give her a
>> length, give her a shot, give her a stab, give her a thrill, give
>> her one, give her the time, give him one, give it to someone, give
>> juice for jelly, give mutton for beef, give one a bone, give one a
>> frigging, give one a jump, give one a past, give one a screwing,
>> give one a shot, give one a stab, give one a tumble, give oneself
>> to, give pussy a taste of cream, give soft for hard, give some body,
>> give someone the business, give someone the shaft, give someone the
>> works, give standing room for one only, give someone the business,
>> give the dog a bone, give the ferret a run, give the old man his
>> supper, give up one's treasure, give way, glazing the donut, go all
>> the way, go at it, go ballocking, go beard-splitting, go
>> bed-pressing, go belly-thumping, go boom-boom, go bum-tickling, go
>> bum-working, go bush-ranging, go buttocking, go cock-fighting, go
>> cunny-catching, go doddling, go doodling, go drabbling, go
>> facemaking, go fleshing it, go for a horizontal jog, go in and out
>> like a fiddlers elbow, go in unto, go leather-stretching, go like a
>> belt-fed motor, go on bush patrol, go on the loose, go on the
>> stitch, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go quim-sticking, go
>> rumping, go rump-splitting, go stargazing, go the length, go the
>> limit, go the whole way, go through, go to bed with, go to
>> Hairyfordshire, go to it, go to town, go to work with, go
>> tromboning, go tummy tickling, go twat-faking, go up her like a rat
>> up a drain, go upstairs, go vaulting, go with, goat's jig, going all
>> the way, going and coming, going halvsies on an orgasm, going
>> horizontal, gombo, goose, goose and duck, grabbing some snatch,
>> grafting, grant favors, grant the favor, grasp and grunt, gratify
>> someone's desires, grease the wheel, greasing the pole, grind, grind
>> it, grind one's tool, grinding, groan and grunt, ground rations,
>> growl and grunt, grumble and grunt, grummet, hailing, halve the
>> crack, hammer, hammering, hamming, handy-dandy, hanging at the Y,
>> hard-assed love, hard breathing, hava a banana with, have a bang,
>> have a beef injection, have a bottom-wetter, have a bit, have a bit
>> of bum, have a bit of cock, have a bit of crumpet, have a bit of
>> cunt, have a bit of fish, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of fun,
>> have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of jam,
>> have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork, have a
>> bit of rough, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split mutton, have
>> a bit of stuff, have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of summer
>> cabbage, have a bit of tail, have a bit on the fork, have a blow
>> through, have a brush with the cue, have a cuddle, have a cut off
>> the joint, have a dash in the bloomers, have a double shot, have a
>> fuck, have a good time, have a good time with, have a hot roll with
>> cream, have a joy ride, have a jump with, have a knee trembler, have
>> a live sausage for supper, have a naughty, have a piece of ass, have
>> a piece of tail, have a poke, have a rattle, have a ride, have a
>> roll in the hay, have a screw, have a slice off the joint, have a
>> shag, have a tumble, have a turn on one's back, have an affair with,
>> have carnal knowledge, have carnal knowledge of, have coition, have
>> coitus with, have fun, have fun with, have hot pudding for supper,
>> have intimate relations with, have it away with, have it in, have it
>> off, have it off with, have one's banana peeled, have one's cut,
>> have one's foul way with, have ones greens, have one's oats, have
>> ones way with, have one's will with, have personal relations with,
>> have relations, have relations with, have sexhave sex with, have
>> sexual relations, have sexual relations with, have someone away,
>> have the banana peeled, have union with, having a bit, having it
>> off, having sex, he-ing and she-ing, hide the ferret, hide the
>> Hooded Hodad, hide the hot dog, hide the sausage, hide the weasel,
>> hide the wienie, hit on the fall, hit on the tail, hit skins, hit
>> the kitten, hit the sack with, hitting skins, hive it, hobble, hog,
>> hole it, hole in one, home base, home run, home plate, hone, honey
>> fuck, hook up, hop in the saddle, hop into bed with, hop into the
>> horses collar, hop on, hop on a babe, hop on the good foot, hop up
>> and down, horizontal bop, horizontal dancing, horizontal exercise,
>> horizontal folk-dancing, horizontal jitterbug, horizontal jogging,
>> horizontal hula, horizontal mambo, horizontal refreshment,
>> horizontal relaxation, horizontal rhumba, horizontal rumble,
>> horizontalize, hormone fix, horry, hose, hosing, hot beef injection,
>> hot lay, hot meat injection, hot roll with cream, hot tailing,
>> huddle, hump, humping, hump 'em and dump 'em, humpery, humpin' and
>> bumpin', hunk of ass, hunk of butt, huntch, impale, in copulo,
>> in-and-in, in-and-out, in-and-out jig, in coitu, in-out, in the box,
>> in the hay, in the kip, in the sack, in the saddle, in to the hilt,
>> intercourse, interior decorating, interior sledging, intimate
>> relations, introduce Charlie, Charley, introduce the captain,
>> introduce the captain to his pie, intromission, Irish whist,
>> irrigate, involved with someone, it's naughty but nice, it takes two
>> to tango, jab, jack, Jack Horny, janney, jape, jazz it, jazz-fiddle,
>> jeeping, jig, jig-a-jig, jig-jig, jigga-jig, jiggady-jig, jiggery
>> pokery, jiggle, jiggling, jiggy-jig, jing-jang, jingle-jangle,
>> jobbing, jock, Joe Buck, jog, join giblets, join paunches, joining
>> faces, jokum cloy, jolly ride, jolt, jottle, jounce, juke, joy ride,
>> juggle, jumble, jump bones, jump in the sack, jump someone's bones,
>> jump up and down, kick it with, knee trembler, knick-knacking, knob
>> it, knob-jockery, knobbing, knock, knock boots with, knock it off,
>> knock it out, knock off a piece, knocking boots, knocking the bottom
>> out, knot with, know, know someone biblically, know someone in the
>> Biblical sense, labiate, labor leather, ladles' tailoring, lady
>> feast, laid, lame duck, lap clap, laps around the track, last act,
>> last favor, last compliment, last liberties, lay down, lay off with,
>> lay out, lay pipelay some pipe, lay somebody, lay the hip, lay the
>> leg, lay the log, lay the track, lay the wood, lay tube, lay your
>> cane in a dusty corner, lay with the moon, layed, leap, leap in the
>> dark, leg business, leg over, leg sliding, let's Adam-and-Eve it,
>> lewd infusion, lib, lie feet uppermost, lie on, lie under, lie with,
>> lift one's leg, lift the heels, light the lamp, limit, ling
>> grappling, lip work, little game of hide-the-sausage, lob in, lob
>> it, lob it up, lock in key, look at the ceiling, loose coat game,
>> lose the match and pocket the stakes, love work, lovemaking, lovins,
>> low Greek, make a statement in tail, make babies, make faces, make
>> ends meet, make feet for children's shoes, make feet for children's
>> stockings, make it, make it with, make love, make love to, make love
>> with, make one grunt, make out, make out with, make piggiesmake
>> someone, make the beast with two backs, make the bed springs creak,
>> make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make whoopee, making a
>> deposit, making a dogs match of it, making a hit, making bacon,
>> making it, making love, making out, making the beast with two backs,
>> making whoopee, manhandle, man-on-top, marital duty, marital
>> relations, marital rughts, marriage joys, mash the fat, match ends,
>> match with, mate, mating, mate with, matrimonial polka, mattress
>> dancing, mattress jig, mattress mambo, mattress marathon, meat
>> injection, meddle, mercy fuck, merry bout, mesh, mess around, mess
>> around with, mingle with, mish, mix one's peanut butter, moll,
>> monkey business, morner, mort douce, mount, mow, muddle, multiply
>> and be fruitful, mump, myrtle, mysteries of love, mysteries of
>> Venus, naff, naffing, nail, nail two bellies together, naked
>> sinnasty, national indoor game, national indoor sport, nature's
>> duty, naughties, the, naughty but nice, it's, naval engagement,
>> negotiate the forested chasm, nest in the bush, nether work, nick,
>> nidge, nig, niggle, niggling, night baseball, night exercises, night
>> games, night physic, night work, nip, nob, nobble, nock, nodge,
>> nookey, nookey push-push, nooky, nookie, nub, nubbing, nug, nugging,
>> number three, nuptial rights, nurtle, oblige, oil change, old bald
>> game, old in and out, old in-out, old one two, the, old slap and
>> tickle, on the job, on the nest, one with the other, open one's
>> legs, open up to, open your legs, other, the, parallel parking, park
>> the car in her garage, park the pink cadillac, park the porpoise,
>> park your yacht in hair harbor, party, peel, peel one's best end,
>> penetrate, penisize, penization, penovaginal intercourse, personal
>> relations, pestle, phallacise someone, phallactory act, phallate,
>> phallating, phallation, phutz, phutzing, piece of flesh, pickle
>> tickle, pickle-me-tickle-me, pickleville, piece of tail, pile,
>> pile-driving, pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken, pity fuck,
>> plank, plant the oats, plaster of warm guts, play at Adam and Eve,
>> play at all fours, play at cock in cover, play at fathers and
>> mothers, play at in and out, play at itch-buttocks, play at lift the
>> leg, play at stallions and mares, play at pickle-me-tickle-me, play
>> at tops and bottoms, play at up-tails-all, play at wriggle your
>> navels, play belly-to-belly, play bouncy-bouncy, play doctor, play
>> hide the bone, play hide the hamster, play hide the salami, play
>> hide the sausage, play hide the weenie, play in the hay, play
>> mothers and fathers, play mummies and daddies, play night baseball,
>> play one's ace, play one's ace of spade and receive the jack, play
>> rub-belly, play the first game ever played, play the organ, play the
>> national indoor game, play the trombone, play the two-back game,
>> play twenty toes, play with, plonk, plough, ploughing, plough the
>> back forty, ploughing the furrow, pluck, pluck and trim, plug, plug
>> tail, plugging, pluke, plumb her depths, plumbing, pocket the red,
>> poke a stroke, poke in the whiskers, a, poke the sushi, poke the
>> yoke, poke through the whiskers, poking the fire, poking, poking the
>> bearded triangle, poking the pork pole, pole work, poling, polish
>> one's ass on the top sheet, pom-pom, poon, poonj, pop, pop-a-choppop
>> it in, porking, porking de ho, post a letter, poultice of warm guts,
>> pound, pound leather, pound the bedsheets, pound the mound, pound
>> the pork, practice parallel parking, prang, pray with the knees
>> upwards, press the flesh, prick-scouring, prig, prigging, prodprong,
>> pudendal intercourse, pudendal pleasures, pudendal symphony, pully
>> hawly, pump, pumping, punch, push in the bush is worth two in the
>> hand, a, push in the truck, push-push, pushpin, put and take, put
>> four corners on the spit, put his snake through her grass, put it
>> in, put it in and break it, put it into, put it to, put it to her,
>> put it out of sight, put the boots to, put the blocks to, put the
>> boots, put the devil into hell, put the tool in the shed, putter in
>> the hole, putting on the pot, putting Percy to bed, quelch, quiff,
>> quiffing, quim-sticking, quim-wedging, quimming, rake out, ram your
>> rod, ramming, ranlum scrantum, rantum scantum, rasher, rasp away,
>> rattle, reeling in the fish, regular trick, relations, rest and
>> recreation, ride rantipole, ride St. George, ride the bologna pony,
>> ride the hobby horse, ride the skin bus into Tuna Town, ride the
>> spike, ride the wild ponyriding St. George, riding the baloney pony,
>> riding the elephant trunk of joy, riding the nag, rifle, ring
>> snatching, rip her guts down, rip off, rip off a quick piece, rites
>> of love, rites of spring, rites of Venus, roasting the broomstick,
>> rock, rock and roll, rock someone's world, rocking chair, rocks off,
>> rodding, roger, rogering, roll, roll in the hay, rolling about,
>> romp, romping, rope a poke, root, rooting, rootle, roust, rout,
>> routing, rub-a-dub, rub bacons, rub bellies, rub groins together,
>> rub leather, rub offal, rub up, rubadub, rubbing bacons, rubbing
>> uglies, rumble, rumbusticate, rummage, rump work, rump, rumping,
>> rump-shaker, rump-splitting, rumple foreskin, rumpo, rumpty-tumpty,
>> rumpy-dumpy, rumpy-pumpy, Russian duck, rutting, ryde, sacrifice to
>> Venus, sardsaw off a chunk, saw off a piece, scale, score, score
>> between the posts, score with, scrapping, screw one's head off,
>> screw the arse off, screw the ass off, screwing, scrog, scrump,
>> scrumping, scuttle, secret services, see, see a man about a dog, see
>> the King, see stars, seeing-to, service, sex act, sex job,
>> sexercises, sexlove, sexperience, sexpression, sexual act, sexual
>> commerce, sexual communion, sexual concourse, sexual congress,
>> sexual conjunction, sexual embrace, sexual intercourse, sexual
>> intercoursing, sexual intimacy, sexual knowledge, sexual liaison,
>> sexual relations, sexual relief, sexual union, sew up, shafting,
>> shag, shag like a rattlesnake, shag your lugs off, shagging, shake,
>> shake the sheets, shaking, shaking the sheets, share a bed with,
>> share a pillow with, sharpen the pencil, sheath the sword to the
>> hilt, sheltering under the pink umbrella, shift-work, shoot between
>> wind and water, shoot downstairs, shoot in the bush, shoot in the
>> tail, shot at the front door, shove, shoving the beaver with the
>> lever, shtoop, shtup, sin, sink the pink, sink the sailor, sink the
>> sausage, sink the soldier, sink the sub, sinking the battleship,
>> sinking the pork sword, sinking the sausage, sinking the sub,
>> skeeze, skewer, skin the cat, skin the live rabbit, skin the pizzle,
>> sklook, skroging, slam, slam her clam, slam some ham, slam spunk,
>> slamming, slap skins, slap and tickle, slap 'n tickle, slapping
>> skins, sleep together, sleep with, slice of damp, slice the legs
>> off, slice her, the muffin, slip a length, slip her a length, slip
>> her a hot beef injection, slip her a quick crippler, slip her a tube
>> steak, slip her one, slip her the whale, slip in, slip into, slip it
>> to, slip it to her, slip one a hot beef injection, slip-sliding
>> away, slip someone a length, slippin' and slidin', slither, smeg,
>> smock service, smoke, smockage, smucking, snag, snake boogie, snib,
>> snizzling, snug, socialize, soul roll, spear the bearded clam, spend
>> the night with, spit, splat your fat, split, split a kipper,
>> splitting the hamster, sport of the masses, sport of Venus, spot of
>> heavy breathing, a, spot of hard breathing, a, spread for someone,
>> spread your legs, spreading the folds, spreading the mayo, spunk
>> dump, square someone's circle, squashing the meat, squat jump in the
>> cucumber patch, squatting on the hog, squeeze and a squirt, a, stab,
>> stab in the thigh, stable my naggle, stable one's naggle, stand a
>> push, stick it in, sticking it in and pulling it out, straight lay,
>> strap, strapping, stretch leather, strip one's tarse, strop one's
>> beak, strum, stub your chub, study astronomy, stuff, stuff her muff,
>> stuff her the bunny, stuffing, subagitate, subagitation, sweep out
>> the chimney, sweet agony, sweet death, swinge, swinging the ax,
>> switchel, swive, swyve, tail one's guts out, tail-job,
>> tail-tickling, tail wagging, tail work, take a roll with, take a
>> trip around the parsley patch, take a turn in Bushy Park, take a
>> turn in Cock Alley, take a turn in the bush, take a turn in the hair
>> court, take a turn in the hay, take a turn in the stubble, take a
>> turn on Love Lane, take a turn on Shooters Hill, take a turn on the
>> aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn on Mount Pleasant, take a
>> turn through the stubble, take in and do for, take in beef, take in
>> cream, take it in, take it out in trade, take Nebuchadnezzar out to
>> grass, take someone, take someone to bed, take the starch out of
>> somone, take to bed, taking a ride, taking an albino piss, taking
>> her temperature with a meat thermometer, taking old one-eye to the
>> optometrist, taking the old skin boat to tuna town, talk, tame her
>> shrew, tap, tap your tailpipe, target practice, tear off a piece of
>> tail, tear the sheets, tender agony, test the mattress, tether one's
>> nag, thread, thread the needle, thrill and chill, throw, throw a
>> boff into, throw a bop into, throw a fuck into, throw a hump, throw
>> a leg over, throw a screw into, throw one a hump, throw one's
>> dagger, throwing the pork, thrum, thrust, thump, tick-tack, tickle,
>> tickling the fancy, tie the lover's knot, tie the true lover's knot,
>> tiffing, tillage, tilting, tip, tip the long one, tonk, tool it,
>> tooling, tooling in the woods, tootsie roll, tops and bottoms, toss
>> in the hay, trimtrim the buff, trip down the mine shaft, trip up the
>> Rhine, trolley and truck, tromboning, trot out one's pussy, trounce,
>> trouser serpent in the grass, try it for size, try it on for size,
>> tube steak boogie, tumble, tummy-tickling, tup, turn, turn up one's
>> tail, twang, twat raking, twatting, twiddle, twist a leg, two-backed
>> beast, two-handed put, Ugandan affairs, Ugandan discussions, ugly,
>> the, ugly deed, the, ultimate favor, the, union, unite, unite
>> oneself with, unspoken language of love, up her way, up in you,
>> up-tails-all, up to your apricots in kipperland, up to the bumper,
>> up to the hilt, up to your nuts in guts, upright, upright grand, ups
>> and downs, vaginal intercourse, vaginate, vagination, vagino-phallic
>> interaction, venereal act, Venerean mirth, venery, venture, wallow,
>> wap, warm one's bed, western laywet bottom, wet one's wick, wet the
>> worm, wetting the willy, whack it up, whale some babe, what Eve did
>> with Adam, what mother did before me, whitewash, whitewash your
>> guts, wild ride on the baloney pony, wienering, wiggle, wind up the
>> clock, wingding, womanize, work the dumb oracle, work the hairy
>> oracle, work up, wriggle navels, yentz, yield one's favors,
>> you-know-what, yum-yum, zig-zig, zinzanbruck, COCK!, abominable
>> pants worm, Abraham, accordion, accoutrements, ace, ace poker,
>> acorn, acorns, acucullus, adamantine organon, Adams arsenal, Adam's
>> dagger, Adam's whip, affair, agate, all-beef sausage, all forlorn,
>> allsbay, almond, almond rock, almond rock candy, amblyopic organ,
>> angle, animated ivory, anteater, apparatus, apparatus urogenitalis,
>> appendage, appropriate member, apricots, arbor vitae, arm of love,
>> armored division, arrow, arse-opener, arse worm, arse-wedge, arser,
>> artillerie de Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, ass-opener, ass-wedge,
>> auger, auxiliaries, baby, baby beef, baby-grinder, baby-makers,
>> babys arm, baby's forarm, Bacchus march, back wheels, bacon, bacon
>> bazooka, badger, bag-filler, bag of fruits, bag of tricks, bagadga,
>> baggage, baggette, bagpipes, bags, bald eagle, bald-headed
>> candidate, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed mouse, bald-headed rat,
>> bald man, ball bag, ball sack, Balkans, Ballarat, ball basket,
>> ballock bag, balls and bat, baloney pony, bamboo stick, banana skin,
>> band-member, banger, bangles, banjo string, bannocks, bar, bar on,
>> barge pole, basket, basketful of meat, bat and balls, baton,
>> battering piece, battering ram, battlefat, bauble, baubles, bawbles,
>> baz, bazooka, bazooka shooter, BD drill, beak, bean, bean pods, bean
>> pole, bean-shooter, bean-tosser, beard-splitter, beating tool,
>> beaver cleaver, beaver lever, bed flute, beef bayo with extra mayo,
>> beef bayonet, beef jerky, beef stick, beef whistle, beer can, bell,
>> bell-end, bell-rope, bell-swagged, belly bristles, belly thicket,
>> belly-whiskers, belongings, below the navel, belt buster, bent dick,
>> bent stick, berries, best friend, best leg of three, best part,
>> Bethlehem Steel, bicho, big bamboo, big Ben, big bird, big bite, big
>> brother, big daddy, big dipper, big fella, Big Foot Joe, big head,
>> big hunk of meat, Big Jim and the twins, big one, big piece of meat,
>> big red, big wand, bilbo, billiards, billy, billy and doo, billy
>> club, bingey, biological reaction, biological response, bird's eggs,
>> bishop's miter, bit of hard, biteful, bits, black limo, black
>> pencil, black snake, blackjack, blanket stiff, blind, blind as a
>> boiled turnip, Blind Bob, blind buckler, blind meat, blind piece,
>> blinds, blood-breaker, blow pop, blow stick, blowtorch, bludgeon,
>> blue steeler, blue thimble, blue vein, blue-veined custard chucker,
>> blue-veined junket pumper, blue-veined hooligan, blue-veined
>> piccolo, blue-veined steak, blue-veined throbber, blue-veined
>> trumpet, blue veiner, blunt end, bobblers, bobbles, bobby-dangler,
>> bobbys anorak, bobby's helmet, bobstay, bobtail, bodkin, body's
>> captain, bogga, bomhead, bonbons, bone in the leg, bone phone,
>> boneless appendage of the male, boneless fish, boneless stiff,
>> boneroni, bonfire, bonk-on, booboos, boss and his two helpers,
>> botuliform genital pendant of the male, bow, bowsprit, boy toy,
>> bozack, branch, brat-getter, broom handle, bristle up, Brown Joe,
>> bruiser, brush, bubbly jack, bubbly jock, bubus, bucking bronco,
>> Buckinger's boot, buddy, buffing stick, bug-fucker, bugle, bulge,
>> bullets, bullish, bulp, bum balls, bun puncher, bun spreader, bung,
>> burrito, bush whacker, business, butt basher, butt smasher,
>> butterfinger, button buster, button mushroom, button-short,
>> buttonhole worker, BVH, cafe curtains, camel complaint, Canadian
>> bacon, canary, candy, candy cane, candy stick, cannon, captain,
>> Captain Hard, Captain Hightop the Love Commander, Captain Hogseye,
>> Captain One-Eye, Captain Picard, Captain Standish, carnal member,
>> carnal part, carnal parts, carry a big stick, cartes, carts, cartso,
>> cartzo, catso, catzo, Casey, cavalier, cavity probe, change purse,
>> chanticleer, charger, Charles the Bald, charleys, chaud, cheesy
>> bell-end, cheesy bunnet, cheesy wheelbarrow, cherry birch, cherry
>> picker, cherry splitter, chicken mc nuggets, chicken neck, chibi,
>> chimney-stopper, chingus, choad, chode, choker, chones, chooza,
>> chopped cock, chopper, Chris Hardwick, Christ and two apostles,
>> Christmas crakers, christener, chub, chubby, chuckies, chull, chum,
>> chunky monkey, chutney ferret, cinnamon stick, clappers, clava,
>> cleat, clipped dick, cluster, cobbs, cobs, cobblers, cobbler's awls,
>> cobbler's stall, cobra, cock of death, cock-on, cock-stand,
>> cockaroony, cocked, cocked gun, cockhead, cockknuckle, cockles,
>> cockoroony, cockroach, cockstand, cocktus erectus, cocky, coconuts,
>> cod, codpiece, cods, coffee stalls, cold meat, cold pig, Colleen
>> Bawn, come factories, command module, Compass of the Netherland,
>> concern, concrete donkey, conkers, cookies, coolies, copper stick,
>> coral branch, corker, corn beef cudgel, corpuscle, Corsican, cory,
>> coupling bat, crab ladder, crack a fat, crack hunter, crackerjacks,
>> cracking tool, crank, crankshaft, cream crackers, cream-stick,
>> credentials, cremorne, crimson chitterling, crimson crowbar, crotch
>> cartilage, crotch cobra, crotch rocket, crowbar, crowd pleaser,
>> crown jewels, crumpet-trumpet, cuckoo, cucumber, cullions, culls,
>> culty-gun, cum factories, cum slinger, cunny-catcher, cunt-stabber,
>> cunt-stand, cunt-sticker, cunt-stirrer, cunt-stretcher, Cupid's
>> torch, curls, curlies, curly hairs, curtains, custard-chucker, cut
>> out to be a gentleman, cut out to be a man, cutlass, cuts, Cyclops,
>> daddy longdick, daddy bag, daddy mack, damsons, dangle, dangle-dong,
>> dangler, dangling participles, dart of love, dawn horn, dead lizard,
>> dead meat, dead rabbit, dead soldier, dead stick, dead worm,
>> deadwood, dear morsel, delight of women, derrick, devil, diamond
>> cutter, diamonds, dick butkiss, dick-tator, dick up, dick wheat,
>> dickery-dock, Dickie, Dicky, Dickie and the boys, dickory dock,
>> diddly-whacker, digitis erectus, dill, dilly-whacker, dimple-dick,
>> ding, ding-a-ling, ding-dangs, ding-dongs, dingbat, dingbats,
>> dinghy, dingle, dingo, dingy, dink, dinosaur, dirk, divining rod,
>> do-dads, do-funny, do-hickies, do-jigger, do-johnny, dobber, Doctor
>> Cocker, Doctor Johnson, dodads, dofunny, dohickey, dohickie,
>> dohickeys, dohickies, dohinger, dojigger, dojiggers, dojohnnie,
>> dolphin, donaker, dong and gongs, donger, donkey, donkey dick,
>> donkey-dicked, donkey-rigged, donkified, donniker, donut holder,
>> doodad, doodads, doodle-flap, doohicky, doover, doowhackey, dopper,
>> down below, down-led, down there, drain pipe, draped, drapes,
>> dribble-cock, driving post, drooper, drooping member, dropping
>> member, droopy, drumstick, ducky-bird, dust cover for the cunt,
>> dusters, dydus, eager pleaser, eggs in the basket, eggwhite cannon,
>> ejac vac, eleventh finger, Elmer Pudd, enemy, engine, engine of
>> love, English sentry, enob, equipment, erected spermapositor,
>> erectile urogenital appendage, erectio penis, erectivation, Eric
>> Shun, essentials, everlasting gobstopper, extra digit, extra skin,
>> eye dropper, eye-hole, eye-opener, eye of the Bishop, fags
>> toothbrush, faggots toothbrush, family organ, fancy work, fanny
>> ferret, Fat Frank, fat one, fat peter, father-of-all, fiddlestick,
>> fiddling stick, figs, finger puppet, firm worm, first leg of three,
>> fish stick, fixed bayonet, flack, flag, flagpole, flapdoodle, flesh
>> pencil, flip-flap, flounder, flowers and frolics, foaming beef
>> probe, foot long, forbidden zone, fornicating engine, fornicating
>> member, fornicating tool, fornicator, fountain pen, Fred, frick,
>> frick and frack, frigamajig, front porch, fruit for the monkey,
>> fuck-meat, fuck muscle, fuck pole, fuck-rod, fuck-stick, fucking
>> stick, fucking tool, fuckstick, fud packer, fun and frolics, fun
>> bone, fun-stick, fun-zone, funk-stick, funmaker, gadgets, gadso,
>> gap-stopper, gargantuan organum virile, gator, gaying instrument,
>> gear, gear and tool, gearbox, gearstick, gearstick d'amour, General
>> smuts, generating tool, generation tool, generative organ, genital
>> coupler, genital forefoot, genital pound of flesh, genital reamer,
>> genital staff, genital shaft, genital tentacle, genitalia, gentle
>> fist, gentle tittler, gentleman, gentleman's appendage, German
>> helmet, get a stand, gherkin, gifted, giggling pin, gingambobs, girl
>> catcher, girlometer, globes, glory pole, glow rod, glow stick,
>> gnarled root of love, goat, goatees, goatskin, gobstopper, Gods
>> revenge on a woman, golden rivet, gonads, gones, goober, good foot,
>> good parts, good time prison use, gooseberries, goose's neck, goot,
>> gooter, gorilla salad, goy toy, grand bag, gravy-giver, gravy-maker,
>> grew proud below the navel, grinding tool, gristle-stick, groceries,
>> groin, guided missile, gully-raker, gutstick, hacker, hair divider,
>> hairless wonder, hairy banana, hairy conkers, hairy saddlebags,
>> hairy sausage, half a cob, ham and two eggs, ham howitzer, Hamilton
>> Wick, Hampton Wick, hand made, hand reared, handstaff, handle,
>> hang-down, hangers, happy sack, hard, hard-bit, hard head, hard
>> salami, hard-up, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry, hardware,
>> harpoon, hat rack, have a bone, have a bone-on, have a boner, have a
>> hard-on, have a horn, have a rod-on, having it on, he-thing, heat in
>> the meat, heat seeking missile, heat seeking moisture missile,
>> heirlooms, helmet, helmet pelmet, Henry Halls, Herman the One-eyed
>> German, hermit, hickey, hidden treasure, hidden tumor, higgumbobs,
>> His Majesty in purple cap, hissing Sid, ho-handle, hock, hodge dog,
>> hoe-handle, hogger, hole puncher, holiday money, holy poker, holy
>> pole, honker, honorable prick, hopping bug, horn, the, horn-colic,
>> hornification, horse's handbrake, horsemeat, hot dog, hot member,
>> hot rod, hotchee, huevos, hugen, human enema, humpmobile, hung, hung
>> like a bull, hung like a dinosaur, hung like a horse, hung like a
>> rabbit, hung like a stallion, hunk of meat, husbandman of nature,
>> ice cream machine, ID, idol, in full fig, in full orchestra, in
>> one's Sunday best, in one's Sunday clothes, inch, inch instrument,
>> instrument, instrumentum erectum, interstitial glands, intimate
>> bits, intimate parts, intromittent organ, Irish horse, Irish rise,
>> Irish root, Irish toothache, Irish toothpick, Jack-in-the-box, Jack
>> in a box, jackalope, jakey, jackhammer, Jackson Pollocks, jacktool,
>> jammy, jang, jap's eye, jawbreaker, jenny, jean tent, jelly bag,
>> jellyroll, Jenny Tull, Jews lance, jewel box, jewelry, jewelry
>> showcase., Jewish compliment, Jewish corned beef, Jewish national,
>> Jewish nightcap, jezebel, jig-jag, jig-jigger, jigging bone, jiggle
>> bone, jiggling bone, jiggumbobs, Jim Dog, Jimbo, jimbrowsky, jimmy,
>> jingleberries, jizzbags, jizz jemmy, jockum, John Tom, John Thomas,
>> John Thursday, John Willie, Johnny Come lately, Johnny Rollicks,
>> Johnny Rollocks, Jolly Red Giant, jolly member, jolly roger, jolly
>> stick, joyknob, joystick, Julius Caesar, jumbucks, jungle meat,
>> jungleberries, junior, kaks, kazoo, kelks, Ken Dodds, key to heaven,
>> kickapoo, kielbasa, King King Dong, king-member, king's iron, kit,
>> knackers, knacks, knick-knacks, knitting needle, knob-ache, knob
>> sack, knobster, kosher dill, kosher meat, kosher pickle, knot, lace,
>> lace curtains, lad, the, ladies' plaything, lady-ware, lamp of life,
>> lance in rest, lance of love, langer, lanoola, large cock, Lazarus,
>> lead in your pencil, leather cigar, leather dresser, leather
>> stretcher, lever, libido bandido, licorice stick, lift-up,
>> limp-dick, limp-prick, limbless erast, lingam, lipstick, lithoid
>> phallus, little acorns, Little Buddy, Little Buddys buddies, Little
>> Dickie, little dipper, Little Elvis, little engine, little finger,
>> little friend, little head, little man, Little Peter, little pinkie,
>> little sliver of flesh, Little Willy, live wire, load, loaded gun,
>> lob cock, lob prick, log, loins, lollypop, long dong, Long Dong
>> Silver, long pole, long pork, long trade, longfellow, longhorn, lop
>> cock, louisville slugger, love apples, love bone, love handle, love
>> length, love machine, love meat, love nuts, love pump, love-rod,
>> love sausage, love scepter, love spuds, love stick, love tool, love
>> torpedo, love trumpet, love truncheon, love-wand, loves battering
>> ram, loves dribbling dart, loves engine, love pick-lock, loves
>> sensitive truncheon, low-hangers, low neck, lower male proboscis,
>> luggage, lunchbox, lust bone, lust shaft, lust sword, machine of
>> love, machinery, nuts and bolts, maggot, magnum, main vein, Majesty
>> in Purple Cap, His, Major Woody, male begetting organ, male cleaver,
>> male genital appendage, male genital cleaver, male genital club,
>> male genital dispenser, male genital probe, male genital organ, male
>> genital teat, male gladiolus, male interfemoral infidel, male
>> intruder, male knout, male member, male membrum erectum, male
>> monolith, male netherlands, male organ, male organ of generation,
>> male organ of reproduction, male organs of generation, male organs
>> of reproduction, male organon, male pendant, male poker, male pouch,
>> male pound of flesh, male pudendal trifler, male pudendum, male
>> reproductive organs, male satisfier, male sexual organ, male sexual
>> organon, male sinker, male urogenitial horn, maleness, mallet, man,
>> man-meat, man mountain, man root, man steel, man's best leg of
>> three, man's privaties, man's third leg, manbone, manhood,
>> manliness, manmeat, marabon stork, maritudinal erection, marble
>> halls, Marquess of Lorne, Marquis de Lorne, Marquis of Lorne,
>> marriage gear, marrons, marrow-bone, masculine part, master member,
>> master tool, masterpiece, material part, mating meat, mating tool,
>> matrimonial peacemaker, Max Walls, maypole, means of generation,
>> meat and two potatoes, meat and two veg, meat and two vegetables,
>> meat axe, meat case, meat cleaver, meat dagger, meat flute, meat for
>> the butcher, meat for the famished and the starving, meat for the
>> poor, meat for the needy, meat puppet, meat-seeking pissile, meatus
>> longus, meaty bites, meggs, Member for Cockshire, membrum virile,
>> membrum virile erectum, membrum virile flaccidum, mentula, Mickey,
>> middle finger, middle stump, mighty meat, milk bone,
>> millimeter-peter, missile, missile of Venus launched, Mister Happy,
>> Mister Fuzzy, Mister Poky, Mister Softy, Mister Wiggly, modigger,
>> moisture missile, mole, mommy-daddy button, monkey, morning hard-on,
>> morning pride, morning wood, most precious parts, moving parts, Mr.
>> Big, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Priapus, Mr. Wong, muff
>> missile, muscle of love, mushroom tip, mutinous rogue, mutton,
>> mutton bayonet, mutton gun, mutton musket, Nebuchadnezzar, nackers,
>> nadgers, nad bag, nad sack, nads, nags, nameless thing, nasty bits,
>> natural member, natural parts, natural places, naturals, nature's
>> scythe, naughty bits, naughty toy, nearsighted, necessaries,
>> needle-dick, nervous cane, nether parts, nether proboscis, nether
>> regions, Niagara Falls, night stick, nightcrawler, nick-nacks, nine
>> iron, nob, nobby halls, nothin cock, nubbin, nudger, nuggets,
>> nutmegs, nutrageous, nuts and bolts, nutty buddy, oak tree, oblisk,
>> okra and prunes, Old Adam, old baldy, Old Damocles, old faceful, Old
>> Faithful, Old Faithless, old goat-peter, Old Hornington, Old Horny,
>> old one-eye, Old Slimy, old warty cod, Omar the tentmaker, on the
>> bonk, on the honk, on the stand, one-eyed, one-eyed Bob, one-eyed
>> brother, one-eyed demon, one-eyed monk, one-eyed monster, one-eyed
>> pants mouse, one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser snake, one eyed whale,
>> one-eyed wonder worm, one-eyed worm, one-eyed zipper snake, one's
>> person, onion skin, orbs, orchestra stalls, orchids, organ, organ of
>> reproduction, organs of generation, organum virile, organum virile
>> durum, organum virile erectum, ornaments, oscar, Oscar Meyer,
>> P-maker, package, pan handle, pantilever, pants philistine, pants
>> python, pants worm, parts below, passion pole, Pat and Mick, pax
>> wax, peacemaker, pebbles, pecker wood, pecnoster, peculator pecker,
>> peculiar members, Pedro, pee-dee, peenie, peep, pee-pee, peepee
>> hole, peeper, peewee, peezel, peg, pego, penal dick, pencil and
>> tassel, pencil dick, penicillus, penie, penile erection, penis
>> glans, penis immensus, penis in erectus, peppermint stick, Percy,
>> pet snake, phallating club, phallating stick, phallic decorum,
>> phallic erection, phallic pendant, phallic cleraver, phallic pencil,
>> phallic prod, phallic quencher, phallic scratcher, phallus, phallus
>> adamantus, phallus erectus, phallus induratus, phallus rigidus,
>> pickle, picnic lunch, piddler, piece of meat, pike, piledriver,
>> pilgrims staff, pillcock, pillicock, pillock, pills, pichita de oro,
>> pimple-prick, pinga, pink bus, pink cadillac, pink oboe, pink
>> torpedo, pinkler, pintle, pioneer of nature, pipe outside, piss fat,
>> piss handle, piss hard-on, piss-pipe, piss proud, pissworm, piston,
>> piston rod, pitch a tent, pitching a tent in one's shorts, pixie
>> stick, pizzle, pizzler, placket-racket, plaything, plonker,
>> plug-tail, plunger, pocket fisherman, pogo-stick, point, Polyphemus,
>> pood, poontanger, pooper, poperine pear, popsicle, popsicle stick,
>> popular body parts, popular parts of your anatomy, pork dagger, pork
>> enema, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket, potato finger, potent
>> regiment, pouch, poud, prack, prairie oysters, prepuce, priapus,
>> prick-pride, prick-proud, prick-stand, prickle, pride and joy,
>> pride-of-the-morning, prides, princock, prigpas, Prince Everhard of
>> the Netherlands, Principal Skinner, private parts, private property,
>> privates, privities, privy limb, privy limbs, privy members, privy
>> parts, prod, pronger, proud below the navel, proud inclination of
>> the flesh, prunes, pubes, pubickers, pudendal intruder, pudendal
>> trifler, pudendus, pump action mottgun, punisher, the, puny prick,
>> puppy, purple-headed avenger, purple-headed custard chucker,
>> purple-headed meat puppet, purple-headed love truncheon,
>> purple-headed monster, purple-headed warrior, purple helmeted yogurt
>> thrower, purple lollipop, purple-throbber, purple-veined
>> tonsil-tickler, purse, pus-rod, pussy diver, pussy feeder, pussy
>> fodder, pussy-fucker, pussy pleaser, pussy plunger, pussy-poker,
>> pussy-sticker, putter, pylon, python, quiff-splitter, quim-stake,
>> quim-stick, quim-wedge, rabbit, radish, raisin bag, raise a gallop,
>> ram charger, rammer, ranger, rat, real piece, Rector of the Females,
>> red cap, red hot poker, red lobster, redcap, reproductive organs,
>> Richard, rig, rigid digit, rise, rise in the Levis, roaring horn,
>> roaring jack, rock formation, rock python, Rodney, rodger, Roger the
>> Lodger, rollocks, rollies, roly-poly, rooster, rosy red reproductive
>> rod, roto-rooter, roundhead, royal jewels, rubigo, rude bits, rude
>> parts, ruffian, rule of three, rump-splitter, sack, sack o' nuts,
>> salty dog, salty yogurt slinger, Sandra Bullocks, scalloped
>> potatoes, schmekel, schmeegle, schmock, schnitzel, schwantz,
>> schwing, scope, scorz, screwdriver, scrot, scrot sack, scrote,
>> scurvy end, seals, secret parts, secret works, secrets, semen
>> shooter, Senator Packwood, sensitive plant, sensitive truncheon,
>> serpent, sex bone, sex glands, sex meat, sex organ of the male, sex
>> stalk, sexocet missile, shaft of Cupid, shaft of delight, sheath,
>> shit stabber, shit stick, shlong, shmendrik, shmok, shmuck, shooting
>> iron, shooting stick, short and curlies, short hairs, short leg,
>> shove-straight, shrimp, shriveller, shtick, silky appendage, silver
>> penny, sinbad, skinclad tube, skinned, slabs, sleeping bag, sleeping
>> beauty, slug, slurpee, small arm, small person, smeat, snatch
>> pointer, snorker, snotty, solicitor general, the, southern
>> hemisphere, spear, spermapositor, sperm sack, spike, spiked phallus,
>> spitfire, spitter, spitting cobra, split-mutton, spooge gun,
>> sporran, sporting some wood, spunk factories, Spunky, spurm gun,
>> stable, stacked, stag, stalk, stand, stand-on, standard, standing,
>> standing member, stanley the power drill, star-gazer, steel beam,
>> steely dan, stemmer, stick and bangers, sticker, stickshift, sticky
>> finger, sticky spud gun, stiff-and-stout, stiff deity, stiff-on,
>> stiff one, stiff peter, stiff stander, stiffy, stinger, stocking
>> stuffer, stonk, stonk-on, stonker, stork, Stormy Dick, stout
>> warrior, stretcher, string and nuggets, stud, stud meat, stuffy,
>> Sunday best, Sunday clothes, superdick, swack, swanska, sweet meat,
>> sweets, swelling, swizzle stick, tackle, tadge, tadger, tadpole
>> carrier, tail high, tail-line, tail pike, tail tackle, tallywag,
>> tallywags, tallywagger, tallywhacker, tan-trousered snake,
>> tannhauser, tarn wags, tarrywags, tarse, tarzoon, taters, tatties,
>> teapot, teenie-weenie, temporary priapism, tenant-in-tail, tender
>> tumour, 10-Pounder, tent, tent peg, tent po le, terror of virgins,
>> testes, testicular sac, testimonials, testosities, Texan, Texas
>> longhorn, thing-a-ling, thingamabobs, thingie, thingamajigs,
>> thingmajigs, thingamaling, thingumbobs, thingummies, thingummy,
>> thingy, Thomas, thorn in the flesh, three card trick, three-inch
>> fool, three-piece set, three-piece suit, throb knob, throbbing
>> member, throbbing muscle of pure love, throbbing python of love,
>> thumb, thumb of love, thumper, tickle faggot, tickle-tail,
>> tickle-toby, tiddelly pod, tiki-tiki, tilt on one's kilt,
>> tired-rabbit, tit-bit, tittle-bat, todger, tom-tom, Tom Doolies, Tom
>> Thumb, Tommy, Tommy Rollicks, Tommy Rollocks, tonsil wrench,
>> toobsnake, toobsteak, tool bag, tool of pleasure, toothache, toot
>> meat, tosh, tossergash, touch-on, touch-trap, towel rack, trap
>> stick, tree of life, tree of love, tref, Tricky Dicky, trifle,
>> trigger, trombone, trouser ferret, trouser mauser, trouser tent,
>> trouser trick, trouser trout, trouser trumpet, trouser truncheon,
>> trouser worm, trumpet, truncheon, trypan, tube of meat, tube-steak,
>> tug muscle, tumefied phallus, tumescent, tummy banana,
>> tummy-tickler, turgid bayonet, turkey baster, turkey neck, turned
>> on, turnip, turtleneck sweater, twanger, tweeterfrank,
>> twiddle-diddler, twiddle-diddles, twig, twig and berries, twins,
>> the, two dots and a dash, ugly little dog Dick, uncle, Uncle Jim and
>> the twins at attention, undercarriage, under par, underpant eel,
>> underparts, unemployed, unit, unmentionables, unruly member,
>> unsliced bologna, up a bone, up-pointed male spike, upscope, Urals,
>> The, urinary petcock, urogenital tailpiece, useless, vaginal
>> dilator, vegetable stick, vein laden meatpipe, veiny bang stick,
>> veiny salami, velvet orbs, Venetian blinds, verge, VIP, virgins
>> dream, virile member, virile reflex, virilia, vitals, vomer,
>> voorsch, wab, wag, wake up with Jake up, walking tripod, wammer,
>> wang bone, wang-tang, wangdoodle, wanger, wank stick, wank tanks,
>> wanker, wankrod, wares, watch and seals, water engine, water pistol,
>> water spout, water worker, water works, waterworks, wazzock, wear a
>> turtleneck sweater, wear it up in curls, wear it up in pins, wedding
>> kit, wedding tackle, wedge bone, wee, wee-man, wee-wee, weener,
>> weiner, weinie, well-endowed, well-equipped, well-furnished,
>> well-hung, well-knobbed, well-loaded, welt, Wentworth Falls, wet
>> noodle, wet spaghetti, whalebone, whammer, whang, whang bone,
>> whangdoodle, whanger, whatchamacallit, whatsis, whatsit, whatsus,
>> whatzis, wheezer, whip whistle, whirlygigs, whisker splitter, whisky
>> dick, whistle, white owl, whoopie stick, whopper, Wicked Willie,
>> wiener, wienie, wife's best friend, wigga-wagga, wild rogue, Wilde
>> Oscar, willy, willy the burping worm, wimpy dick, wingdoodle,
>> winkie, winkie wankie woo, winkle, winky, winky bag, winny-popper,
>> wishbone, wistle, witnesses to ones virility, wobbly bits, women
>> pleaser, womb broom, womb bruiser, womb brush, womb cannon, womb
>> ferret, won ton, wong, wonk, wonger, wood, Woodrow, woody, Woody
>> Johnson, woofer, wooter, wop, worm with a nazi helmet, wriggling
>> pole, wriggling stick, wrinkled dick, wuf, wurst, yack, yang fella,
>> yarbles, yardage, yards of personality, Yasser, Yasser Crackafat,
>> ying-yang, yongles, yoyo, yummies, yutz, zack, zab, zap, zipperfish,
>> zoob, zoobrick, zubb, zucchini, TITS!, 44s, air bags, ample-bodied,
>> amply endowed, apple dumplings, apple-dumpling shop, appurtenances,
>> assets, atom bombs, attitudes, babaloos, babooms, baby bar, the,
>> baby bumpars, baby pillows, babys dinners, babys public house, bags
>> of mystery, bajongas, balcony, ballasts, baloobas, bamboochas, baps,
>> barbettes, barges, basket of goodies, bawangos, bazongas, bazongies,
>> bazonkers, bazookas, bazoomas, bazoombas, bazoomy, bazoongies,
>> bazumbas, B-cups, bean bags, beausom, beauties, beauts, bee bites,
>> bee stings, beef bags, begonias, bejonkers, bell peppers, bellys,
>> berks, berkleys, berthas, bezongas, BSHs, bibble chunks, big brown
>> eyes, big browneys, big chester, bikini fillers, bikini stuffers,
>> bings, blaaters, blamps, blinders, blossoms, blubber bags, blubbers,
>> bobbers, Bobsey Twins, bodacious tatas, boobs, boobies, boobifers,
>> boobulars, boobiferous, boobys, boom booms, boosiasms, boosies,
>> boovies, borsties, bosiasms, bosoms, bottles, boulders, bouncers,
>> bra-busters, brace and bits, Brad Pitts, brassiere food, bread bags,
>> breastage, breasties, breastworks, briskets, Bristol bits, Bristol
>> City, Cities, bristols, British Standard Handfuls, Brummagem
>> buttons, bubatoes, bubbied, bubbies, bubby circus, bubs, buckets,
>> buddings, buds, buds of beauty, buffers, bumpers, bumpies, bumps,
>> bumpy jumpers, bunnies, burgeoning bunnies, bushel bubby, busters,
>> busts, busty, butterbags, buttons, buxom, buzwams, cabmans rests,
>> cadabies, Café la Mama, cajooblies, cakes, cans, cantaloupes, carry
>> a bundle, casabas, cats and kitties, cat heads, c-cups, chalubbies,
>> charmers, charms, chebs, chee-chees, cherry-topped sundaes,
>> cherrylets, chest, chest and bedding, chest bunnies, chest flesh,
>> chest pillows, chest puppies, chesty, chichis, chichitas,
>> chicken-breasted, choozies, chuberteens, chubbies, chubblies, chubs,
>> chudleighs, chumbawumbas, chungas, chupas, circulus venosus of
>> Haller, classy pair, cliff, coat hangers, cokernuts, cones,
>> contours, cow-tits, cow-uddered, cream jugs, croopers, cupcakes,
>> Cupids kettledrums, cups, dairies, dairy farm, desirable fleshy
>> parts, devils, diddies, diddleys, dindins, dinners, dirty pillows,
>> docker's thumbs, dockyard rivets, dodas, doll-tits, dollies, Dollys,
>> doos, double D cups, double D's, double-diddied, draggy udders,
>> droopers, dubbies, dubs, dugs, dumplings, Dutch Alps, dzwoonies,
>> east and west, easts and wests, elders, ellens, endearing physical
>> attributes, eye-pleasing fruit, fat flabs, fat sacks,
>> featherweights, feeding bottles, female appurtenances, female
>> bubbies, female charms, female goodies, female upper bombosities,
>> filled-out, flab hangings, flabby melons, flapjacks, flat as a
>> board, flat as a pancake, flat-chested, flesh bag, flesh bombs,
>> fleshy bagpipes, fleshy interests, fleshy parts, fleshy charms,
>> flip-flaps, flip-flops, floppers, floppy tits, floppy whites, flops,
>> flyspecks, fore-buttocks, fountain, fried eggs, frontage, front
>> bumpers, frontal development, fuck udders, full-bosomed,
>> full-figured, full load, full pack, fulsome, fun bags, garbanzos,
>> gavabos, gazongas, gentleman's pleasure, gib teesurbs, glandular
>> endowments, good set of lungs, goodies, goonas, grapefruits, grapes,
>> graysons, grids, groodies, growths, guavas, gubbs, hammertons,
>> hammocks, hand-warmers, handfuls, headers, headlamps, headlights,
>> heavers, hee-haws, hemispheres, hills, hills of paradise,
>> Hindenburgs, honchos, honeydew melons, honeydews, honkers, hooters,
>> howitzers, hubbies, Irish draperies, ivory hills, jaboos, jabs,
>> jalobies, jellies, Jersey Cities, jibs, jiggle bosoms, jigglers,
>> jigglies, jobblies, jubbies, jublies, jubblies, jubes, juicy
>> peaches, jumblaaters, jumbos, kahunas, kajoobies, kettledrums,
>> kitten's noses, knobbies, lactoids, lactopoietic glands, lemons,
>> Lewis and Witties, little drinks, loaded, loaves, loblollies,
>> lobular hemispheres, lollies, lollos, love blobs, love bubbles, love
>> buds, love muffins, love pads, love pillows, loves strawberries,
>> lovelies, lovely bunch of cokernuts, lulus, lumps, lung nuts, lung
>> warts, M & Ms, Mae West, maiden pinks, majonkers, mamas, mamazulons,
>> mamilla, mammaries, mammary glands, mammary mounds, mammets,
>> mammilate, mammilia, mams, mamms, manapuas, Manchester Cities,
>> manchesters, mangoes, maracas, Mary Poppins, masobs, massive
>> mammaries, mastos, mastunculi, matched set, mazoomas, mcguffies,
>> meat loaves, meat market, meatballs, meguffies, melons, memories,
>> mesoseinia, mezoomas, midgies, milk bar, milk bags, milk bottle,
>> milk buckets, milk churners, milk factories, milk glands, milk jugs,
>> milk sacks, milk shop, milkers, milkshakes, milky way, the, mimpins,
>> mochi hills, mods and rockers, mollicoes, molehills, mollies, moon
>> balloons, mosobs, mosquito bites, mounds, mounds of lilies, mount of
>> lilies, mount everests, mountains, muffins, mulligans, mumbas,
>> murphies, nacks, nancies, nature's founts, nay-nays, nenes, niblets,
>> nice handfuls, nice pair of eyes, nice puppies, nice set, ninnies,
>> ninny jugs, nippers, nipply, nipply doo dahs, nips, niptastic mate,
>> nittits, nobs, nodules, noogies, Norgen-Vaazes, norgies, norgs,
>> norks, Norma Snockers, nubbies, nubbins, nubs, nuggies, nugs,
>> num-nums, nummies, nums, nungers, nupies, of classic proportions,
>> oomlaaters, oranges, orbs of snow, other parts, ottomans, over the
>> shoulder, overblaaters, pair, pair of Cupids kettledrums, pair of
>> headlights, pair of kettledrums, pair of mammaries, palookas,
>> palpable characters, pancakes, panters, pantry shelves, pap heads,
>> papayas, papilla, paps, pasties, peach of a pair, peaches, peaks,
>> peanuts, pears, pechitos, pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges,
>> pectoral eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral handfuls,
>> pectoral ninnies, pects, peepers, pendulant breasts, perkies,
>> personalities, picayunes, piggies, pillows, pimples, pimples on a
>> chest, pimples on the chest, pips, Play-Doh, pleasant eminences,
>> plumpies, plungers, pneumatic bliss, pointers, points, points of
>> interest, pokers, pom-poms, pontoons, ponts, poonts, porcelain
>> spheres, potatoes, poundering complexities, pretty lungs, prominent
>> bosom, pumpkins, pumps, puppies, pus glands, pygmies' cocks,
>> queenies, racks, rasberry ripple, raspberries, rib cushions, rising
>> beauties, roplopos, rosebuds, roundies, runts, sandbags, saggers,
>> saggy pig tits, sagging summer squash, scar-crossed prunes, scones,
>> scoops, semiglobes, set, set of jugs, shakers, shimmies, shock
>> absorbers, shoulder boulders, shop, skin sacks, slugs, smarties,
>> smosabs, smudges, smurfs, snorbs, snuggle pups, soft cadaby, softest
>> part of a woman's torso, speed bags, speed bumps, spheres, spuds,
>> squashy bits, spooters, stacks, stits, stonkers, strawberries,
>> stubs, superdroopers, superdupers, sweater dandies, sweater meat,
>> sweater treats, sweaterful, sweet glands, sweet line, sweet rolls,
>> tabs, tale of two cities, tamales, tatas, tater tots, teacups,
>> teats, tetinas, tetitas, tetons, thousand pities, threepenny bits,
>> threateners, tic-tac smuggling, tic-tacs, tidbits, ties, tiskies,
>> tit-bits, tit for tats, tit tips, titch, tittens, titties, TNT, Tom
>> tit, tomatoes, toora-loorals, tooters, top buttocks, top-balls,
>> top-heavy, top ones, top set, top heavy, topside, toraloorals,
>> torpedoes, towns and cities, tracy bits, tray bits, treasure chests,
>> tremblers, turrets, twangers, twin lovelies, twin peaks, twin hills,
>> twin lovelies, twin peaks, two beebees on a bread board, two raisins
>> on a bread board, two on the town, two rounded hillocks, twofers,
>> udders, umlauts, uglies, upper deck, upper decks, upper regions,
>> upper works, ups, upstairs, valley, vavooms, veiled twins, very
>> best, voos, wagons, waldos, wallopies, wammers, warheads, warts,
>> waterbags, watermelons, waawaas, wazzojugs, whammers, whamdanglers,
>> whoa mammas, whoppers, wobblers, woman's bunnies, wombies, wooly
>> west, wongas, world, yabbos, yams, zaftig, zeppelins, zeps, zoftig,
>> The boys, The girls, The Pointer Sisters, The twins, The uniboob,
>> Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel, Mickey and Minnie, Thelma and
>> Louise, Wilma and Betty.
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> PMSL!!!!1!!!
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> <aside> Had to save this one ... too good not to! :^)

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Glad you enjoyed it. I have lots more material where that came from.