Re: Ping Lionel (was Re: NOMINATION: Michael Cranston for Bobo Award)

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou thing. Thou poor discontent. Ye
whooped:

> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:40:40 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhondalea@xxxxxxxxx> Thou blasphemous apparition.
>> Thou clapper-clawed hypocrite. Ye bemoaned:
>>
>>> "Lionel" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>>> news:f0jk80$s0r$3@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:25:05 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>> <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Lionel <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou intruding fool. Thou
>>>>> blue-haired, boring ingrateful fox. Ye sobbed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:09:34 GMT, "Gerrald Collard"
>>>>>> <thickspread-fancy-lady@unnatural-moose's-lip.org> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd <crashstreetkidd@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Apr 21, 8:13 pm, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@xxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> miguel <mjc...@xxxxxxxxx> Thou hasty-witted shallow. Thou
>>>>>>>>> bleary-eyed sworn brothers in filching. Ye made known:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 21 Apr 2007 12:39:06 -0700, Crash Street Kidd
>>>>>>>>>> <crashstreetk...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 21, 2:03 am, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@xxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd <crashstreetk...@xxxxxxxxx> Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>> dissembling juggler. Thou flea-infested fellow of infinite
>>>>>>>>>>>> tongue. Ye cried:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 20, 2:46 pm, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@xxxxxxxxx>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd <crashstreetk...@xxxxxxxxx> Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insolent villain. Thou most simple clown. Ye blathered:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 20, 1:00 pm, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.n...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Thou fantastical knave.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thou drudge. Ye ululated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've saved this one for public release at an opportune
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now you know why Rhonda hates narcissists with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vengeance. They're the competition.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I really don't understand how love turns to hate. Even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when I have been hurt by someone I love or loved I tend
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to withdraw rather than attack.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanks for sharing. You can fuck right off and die now.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I feel your pain. Until you understand why you are an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> abusive asshole you are condemned to constantly repeating
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the patter and the pattern.  On some level you must enjoy
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the pain or else you wouldn't be wallowing in it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <SNORT>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't give a fuck.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> We can see how little you care by the profanity that is
>>>>>>>>>>> laced throughout your replies.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me what you don't understand about that, fuckhead.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I feel your pain.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In the most horrible motor vehicle accident imaginable.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you know that the negative energy that you project
>>>>>>>>>>> outward comes back to you magnified.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The proper term is FOADARIADAGEBM. hth.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You're an officious little snot, aren't you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I am not little.  If you were in my presence and you thought
>>>>>>>>>>> I was angry at you, you would probably crap your shorts.
>>>>>>>>>>> Fortunately it takes a great deal to make me angry.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was impressed when you were benching 315.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Dropping the 315 would account for the impression... in your
>>>>>>>>> forehead.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you can lift 15 lbs you are strong enough to defeat anyone
>>>>>>>> in a physical confrontation.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What does "defeat[ing] anyone in a physical confrontation" have
>>>>>>> to do with the funny mind image that was painted of you on
>>>>>>> usenet, nutjob?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't you just love dickwads who make claims on Usenet of being
>>>>>> big, beefy tough guys that everyone is scared of in real life?
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll take that and draw out a vital idea... What I like about
>>>>> those dickwads is that their allusions to physical strength and
>>>>> prowess are forms of bullying and intimidation or they are
>>>>> indicative of a general propensity to bullying and intimidation
>>>>> in real life. At the very least they are leveraging from their
>>>>> own recognition of their imposing stature and its initimadatory
>>>>> aspects.
>>>>>
>>>>> You know where this is going, don't you? :)
>>>>
>>>> Ayup.
>>>>
>>>>> The dickwads have to sit there and get beaten up by their presumed
>>>>> physical lessers who use only their brains rather than fists and
>>>>> feet to cave the sides of the bullies' heads in. The bullies'
>>>>> allusions to great prowess are nothing more than empty echoes of
>>>>> their sheer impotency and failure to be able to smash the heads of
>>>>> their physical lessers in.
>>>>>
>>>>> Of course, if you apply Rhonda's fucked-up bunny-boiler logic to
>>>>> her latest sucker-upper's claims of prowess and presence, he is
>>>>> not bullying or intimidating anyone at all, he is merely
>>>>> levelling the playing field.
>>>>
>>>> Exactly.
>>>
>>> <boggle>
>>
>> Precisely.
>>
>>> "Leveling the playing field" is utterly irrelvant to the discussion
>>> up above.
>>
>> You have no say in the matter, psycho-stalking bunny-boiler.
>
> You really have to wonder what kind of masochistic twat would hang out
> in a group where everyone can't stand them.

I dare not wondered about it. When I was a youth, I once tried to comprehend
the size of the universe whilst under the influence of marijuana. The effect
on my brain was much like a speeding triple-head locomotive suddenly
engaging reverse thrust...

   <cue mind image of expansive destruction and a kilometre-wide
    swathe of hot metal shrapnel>

I have sufficient foresight to know that attempting to comprehend any of
bunny-boiler Rhonda's actions will be much, much worse... How much worse
depends on the quantity of chaos that one might be exposed to when
attempting to think the way she does.

>>>>> Bunny-boiler hypocrisy, mate. I don't see the fuckhead telling him
>>>>> he's a real life bully. Do you?
>>>>
>>>> No I don't, strangely enough. But of course all these 'rules' of
>>>> hers never apply to her or anyone who she thinks might stick up
>>>> for her, dontchaknow? And besides; we all know that two wrongs
>>>> *do* make a right, don't we?
>>>
>>> Given the context of the comment, and the progression of the
>>> discussion, please point to the "bullying" you claim he's doing.
>>
>> LMAO - you didn't read it, did you, psycho-stalker? And if you did,
>> you didn't understand it.
>
> Now there's something new...

Really, nobody can pretend to be that stupid for such a sustained period.

>>> Are you trying to claim that his real-life size is intimidating on
>>> usenet?
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
>
> This dumb slag's starting to make /Porchy/ look like a clued-up
> regular, & even HJ passed her clue level a long time ago.

It's a fucking mindlessly illogical distortion of what was actually written.
Wholly predictable as well, which is even more pathetic.

>>> There is no logic that leads from the discussion that occurred to
>>> "bullying" on his part.
>>
>> Read your own reply if you want to see a complete absence of logic,
>> psycho-stalker.
>>
>>> I did see a lot of name-calling on yours, however.
>>
>> I guess that makes Lionel a bully then, eh.
>
> W00T! - I'm a bully!

Seems so. You and me both.

>>>>>>>> Crash Street Kidd, assuming you have the right training, of
>>>>>>>> course.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No doubt. I'm told that the trickiest part is learning how to
>>>>>> suppress the gag reflex.

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