family values

["Robert L Bass" <sales@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

 Republican Family Values
Bear with me for a second--I'm going to take you back two months, to
one of those horrible Bush campaign idiot-fests--this one in Iowa:

    Bush: Overall, 94 million Americans will have a lower tax bill next
year, including 70 million women and 38 million families with children.
The money they keep will make it easier to save for their retirement,
or their children's education, invest in a home or a small business, or
pay off credit card debts. One of those families is the Hintz family,
from Clive, Iowa. Thank you all for coming. (Applause.)

    It's a special day for Mike and Sharla, not because they're with
the President or with Chairman Grassley, but because it's their 13th
wedding anniversary. (Applause.) Theirs is a typical story. See, last
year they received a child tax credit check for $1,600 for their four
children. And under all the tax relief we've passed, they saved about
$2,800 last year. With this extra money they bought a wood-burning
stove to reduce their home heating costs. They made a decision for
their family.

    They also made home repairs and improvements. They took the family
on a vacation to Minnesota. Next year when you get your check, you may
want to come to Texas. (Laughter.) Without the tax bill I'm signing
today, the Hintzes would have paid $1,200 more in federal taxes next
year. Think about that. Here's a family of four, working hard to raise
their kids, the money would have been going out of their pocket. I
believe they can spend that $1,200 better than the federal government
can. (Applause.)

AP interviewed Mike Hintz after Bush's speech:

    Mike Hintz, a First Assembly of God youth pastor, said the tax cuts
also gave him additional money to use for health care.

    He said he supports Bush's values.

    "The American people are starting to see what kind of leader
President Bush is. People know where he stands," he said.

    "Where we are in this world, with not just the war on terror, but
with the war with our culture that's going on, I think we need a man
that is going to be in the White House like President Bush, that's
going to stand by what he believes.

    "Everybody that I've talked to are saying that things are going to
start going his way," Hintz said.

Now, Bush and Hintz failed to mention a few things. First off, a Texas
vacation, as horrible as that sounds, is probably all they can
afford--the falling dollar means that Europe and Asia are out of the
question, even if the people there could possibly stand Bush voters
like the Hintzes. More importantly, the Hintzes probably wouldn't have
paid $1,200 more in taxes next year, because Mike just lost his job.
Furthermore, their 13th anniversary was probably their last. Whatever
money they may have saved from tax cuts is likely to go to lawyers now.
You see, Mike, father of four, has been charged with sexual
exploitation of a minor for shagging a 17-year-old girl in his church
youth group:

    A Des Moines youth pastor is charged with sexual exploitation by a
counselor.

    KCCI learned that the married father of four recently turned
himself in to Johnston police.

    Rev. Mike Hintz was fired from the First Assembly of God Church,
located at 2725 Merle Hay Road, on Oct. 30. Hintz was the youth pastor
there for three years.

    Police said he started an affair with a 17-year-old woman in the
church youth group this spring.

    Church officials fired Hintz immediately after hearing the
allegations.

    "They did acknowledge with their congregation that Mr. Hintz had
made apparently some admissions to his inappropriate activity, and they
took a proactive approach and immediately terminated him from his
position," Johnston police Sgt. Lynn Aswegan said.