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Re: Take Over Practices



Welcome back, Jim. I should have known you were slacking off again.
Binoculars? What a dirty old man.
I have a feeling my next vacation will be at a funeral parlor.
Grab a drill and come on up.

Jim wrote:
> Everywhere Man wrote:
> > OK I'll argue with you. What would you like to argue about? Contracts?
> > Lockout codes? Gun-control? The grassy knoll? Loxxon?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> OK Tom, I'm back from vacation.
>
> You don't have to stand in for me anymore.
>
> I'll take it from here.
>
> By the way, I'm glad you've taken my advice and don't go on vacations.
> They're TERRIBLE.... Ghawd awful money sucking drudgery. The constant
> rocking back and forth on a yacht is simply dreadful.
>
> You know how all the ads show bikini clad women on those tropical
> beaches? Well let me tell you, it's not true.  Why a number of them
> didn't even have half a bikini on. So it's just a scam by the
> advertisers.
>
> And .... can you imagine for the next few weeks, me, having to live
> with a terrible suntan every place but my eyelids? ( Damn binoculars)
>
> So keep resisting the temptation to go on one of those damn things.
> You'll regret it forever.



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