Re: My days of youth are over

["Allan Waghalter" <awaghalter@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Lookout!
He's out again!

"McGinn" <McGinn@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Replace your penis with a security alarm.
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> "Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
> message news:7sDpg.110973$iF6.95761@xxxxxxxxxxx
>>I found this little poem in a stack of old papers.  I don't know the
>>author.
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>> "My days of youth are over
>> My spark of life is out
>> What used to be my sex appeal
>> Is now my water spout
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>> Time was, when of its own accord
>> T'would from my trousers spring
>> But now it takes a full time job
>> To find the bloody thing
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>> It used to be quite embarrassing
>> The way it would behave
>> For early every morning
>> It stood and watched me shave
>> But now I sit and sigh and moan
>> It sure gives me the blues
>> To see it hang its withered head
>> And watch me clean my shoes."
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