Re: "The Golden Phone"

["petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx>]

Bob your worst them me!!

But i just can say: Good Advice!!!!  LOL


"Bob Worthy" <securinc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
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> He's doing that while others are making grand kids. Congrats Frank! Make
> sure you catch whatever you might have missed with yours growing up, spoil
> em rotten, get em all hyped up and then send them home. Grandparenting is
> great! All the fun without the problems.
>
> "Stanley Barthfarkle" <sbarth@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> Guess you gotta amuse yourselves with warm fuzzy Canadian jokes when
>> it's -20c outside  ;-)
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>> "Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
> message
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>> >A reporter decided to write a book about famous churches around the
> world.
>> >For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he
>> >bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would
>> >work his way across the country from South to North.
>> >
>> > On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
> noticed
>> > a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
>> > "$10,000.00
>> > per call". The reporter, being intrigued, asked a priest who was
> strolling
>> > by what the telephone was used for.  The priest replied that it was a
>> > direct line to Heaven and that for $10,000.00 one could talk to God.
> The
>> > reporter politely thanked the priest and went along his way.
>> >
>> > Next stop was in Atlanta, there, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
>> > same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this
> was
>> > the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and asked a nearby nun
>> > what
>> > its purpose was? She told him that it was a direct line to Heaven and
> that
>> > for $10,000.00 he could talk to God.
>> >
>> > "O.K. thanks" said the reporter.
>> >
>> > He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston
> and
>> > New York, then on to Portland and north to Seattle. In every church he
> saw
>> > the same golden telephone with the same $10,000.00 per call sign under
> it.
>> >
>> > Upon leaving Seattle, the reporter saw a sign saying "Route 5 North to
>> > Vancouver, CANADA" and decided to see if Canadians had the same golden
>> > telephone.
>> >
>> > He drove for awhile and finally arrived in White Rock, BC and sure
> enough,
>> > there again in the local church was the same golden telephone, only
>> > this
>> > time the sign under it read "25 cents per call". The reporter was
>> > surprised and so intrigued that he asked the church's pastor about the
>> > sign.
>> >
>> > "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
>> > telephone in many churches.  I'm told that it is a direct line to
> Heaven,
>> > but in every state the price was $10,000.00 per call. Why is it so
>> > cheap
>> > here?"
>> >
>> > The priest smiled and answered: "You're in Canada now son, it's a local
>> > call."
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