Re: New terrorists - Al Gebra

[RobertM <reply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Chub wrote:
> "Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:drYGf.96$bh.24967@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> At New York's Kennedy airport today, a public school teacher was arrested
>> trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a
>> setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
>>
>> At a morning press conference, Attorney general Alberto Gonzales said he
>> believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
>> being
>> charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
>>
>> " Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Gonzales said. "They desire average
>> solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
>> search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and
>> refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a
>> common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
>> country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3
>> sides
>> to every triangle'."
>>
>> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
>> wanted
>> us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
>> fingers and toes".
>>
>
> next you'll want us to believe that when asked about Roe vs Wade that Bush
> replied ' I don't care how they get out of New Orleans" [ for you democrats
> out there Roe vs Wade was a Supreme Court decision on abortion]
>
>

In shallow water amongst the weeds, it's always Wade vs Row.

	Bob