Re: For sale.

["Mr.Double-sided tape" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Another fictitious vacation story.
Looks like Pinky's keyboard is on the fritz so I'll gladly use my
Professional Edition BassOMatic Interpreter on the Go so the rest of
you can see what it is he meant to say.

Bass said:

No thanks. I'm on a diet.

What Bass meant to say was:

Now if you said DOGnuts we'd have a deal, Stanley.
As for doNuts, well I still haven't figured out how to get their shells
off.


Bass said:

Have to get ready for Carnaval next week.

What Bass meant to say was:

I've been offered a job at a carnival. They want to install a balloon
behind my head and let kids shoot water pistols at my big mouth.


Bass said:

 While you're wracking your one and only neuron, trying to
 think of something intelligent to say... er, scratch that.  While
 you're wracking your one and only neuron, trying to think I'll
 be dancing in the streets of Salvador with my sweetheart,
 enjoying fabulous music in the middle of a 2,000,000 person
 street party.


What Bass meant to say was:

Stanley, I will be spending the next few nights spanking the monkey to
the  Best of Save the Children DVD Volume 3, or as we in the club like
to call it Homeless Kids Gone Wild.If you recall I once was asked by
Brazilian authorities why it is I was traveling with condoms. Well
think no more!!!! Woooooohooooooooo I'll be down there in no time flat
waving the Yankee dollar in front of some starving little Peeeeeed Row
and getting me some of the good life. Nothing says R&R quite like the
moonlit alleys of Rio, cuddled up next to another victim.



Bass said:

Don't feel too bad though.  As a consolation, you can have the
donut.  :^)


What Bass meant to say was:

Walnuts, Peanuts, Donuts...........ughhhh what was my prison lover's
nickname again?
Oh yeah it was ButterNuts!
That nickname certainly fit him too. We became so close they nicknamed
me BagelAss Bass. I think it had something to do with him buttering my
bagel hole, but hey it could also have been because I am part jewish
and you know how we love those donuts.