how to install security system

["Don" <don@xxxxxx>]

Recently installed customer sent me this:

If only I had known;

       HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH.

       1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work
        boots, size 14-16.  Pick them up at Goodwill cheap!

       2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and
         Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

       3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

       4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,

I went for more ammunition.
I'll be back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer
took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I
locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.

        Bobby Roy