Re: Dear Non Paying Customer,

[robertlbass@xxxxxxxxxxx]

> Ahhhhh   THERE YOU ARE!   Why I thought you were
> going to ignore me forever. Well ..... at least for as long
> as you're going to be around ...... anyway.

I ignored you for quite a while.  Most of what you say is of no value
anyway but I thought I'd return a few of your slams just for fgun
anyway.

> How would you know what I've installed?

You've bragged about it.

> And by the very fact that I've been in this trade for 36
> years .....

You say that you have but there's no evidence to support that (or any
of your other claims either).

>> Wrong, but that never stopped you in the past.
>
> Really? Jeeeeeze I really think the chemo is affecting
> your memory...

You think?  Hmm.  That's news.  FWIW, I haven't yet begun chemo.  :^)

> > And yet you presume to know the first thing about my installation
> > skills.
>
> It's only from the fact that you've been caught lying so many times.
> You know?   Remember the part where you made believe that you had come
> up with some installation ideas and then someone discovered that you'd
> stolen it from a Sentrol manual?

You're lying again, Jimbo.  I never claimed to have "come up with"
anything from the Sentrol manual.  I repeated some of their ideas but
never claimed them as my own.

> Or when you took my idea about doing
> Andersen windows and said it was your idea?

Lying again, Jimbo.  I never once claimed anything you said was my
idea.

> How about the battery termial leads...

Yep, I made a dumb mistake on that one but there was no lie.

> and the Make My Day thingy on the keypad...

You *claim* it's a lie.


> >One thing I have noticed is that you've always hidden your
> > identity whiile posting all your trash for so many years.  You're like
> > a cowardly school child, hiding behind a bush and throwing mud at
> > anyone who passes by.
>
> Nah, actually like others that see you for the son of a bitch that you
> are, it's you that I'm avoiding. After all, with a record like yours of
> personally attacking people...

Hahahahahahahaha.  You're afraid that someone might "personally attack
you?"  That's rich.

> By the way, meant to ask ............ how's the new cancer
> diet your on ....going?

Did someone say I was on a "cancer diet?"  :^)

> Ya know???  Up till now I always wondered if there was any
> real justice in this world.  Well now I've got proof that there is.
> Thanks.

Don't get your hopes up, Jimbo.  I'll probably outlive you by a few
decades.

> Actually we were within a couple of feet of one another at one of the
> NYC ISC shows, quite a number of years ago. I was standing right behind
> you almost breathing down your fat neck...

Neat fiction, Jimbo.  Unfortunately, the last time I was at the NY-ISC
was quite a few years ago and at the time I weighed about 180.
Besides, if you had ever been close to me I'm sure I'd have noticed the
odor.

> Hmmmm ..... seems to have had some importance to you
> though, seeing as you remember details that no one else
> likely does...

I always enjoy a good comedy, Jimbo.  Your tales of great adventures in
your rowbo... er, yacht are a popular subject in emails between others
who frequent this newsgroup.

> Glad to know I'm been that much of a thorn in your side .....
> or maybe I should say ...... a growth in you lung.

Heh.  You're just an old fool with a weak ego, trying hard to pretend
you're important.  Don't kid yourself into thinking you matter.

> But, I guess you might be thinking that had you lived a
> better life you might have lived to have some of those
> experiences...

I've had a good ride but it's nowhere near over yet, pal.

> I guess Billy Joel will have to rename his song "only
> the good die young"    Heh heh heh

Actually, my pulmonary specialist "explained" why I have cancer when he
gave me the initial diagnosis and it seems he must know you.  I'll
break with my personal rule about cursing in order to relate the
conversation to you.

He said, "There's a reason you have cancer."

Surprised, I asked, "How is that?"

He said I seemed like a nice enough guy.  And I asked what that has to
do with it.

His explanation: "Nice guys get tumors.  Assholes get hemmhoroids.

> Oh .... do let us know when you're near the end  ......
> will you?

Do hold your breath.