Re: Mike's Multiple Aliases

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"Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Stanley Barthfarkle wrote:
>
>> ..he just DID prove it you blooming moron. Go play with toy cars.
>
>
> In all fairness, the regulars here have been addressing him as "Mike"
> (which he hasn't denied), but he actually hasn't *admitted* to *being*
> "Mike".  He used to have a super fantabulous "sig line" that incorporated
> his name, a link to his on line superstore, "35 super years in the trade",
> and "ASA approved vendor" (which he later changed to "ASA listed vendor").
> Ahhh....   the "good" old days...  I gather he's dropped all the "super"
> stuff and has resumed his mild mannered "Clark" Sabodish disguise.  Of
> course, our "Clark" has a "carry permit" and wears a pair of shiny Colt
> 45's in a belt holster when he goes shopping. "Oh, is this *your* cart,
> Mr. Sabodish?  Sorry about that.  Here, let me help you push it.  Yessir,
> the weather's really nice.  I understand you have 39 years in the alarm
> profession!  My, my, that's a lot of experience.  Oh, I completely agree.
> You can double that experience number if you really did work for two
> separate companies, so 78 years is perfectly acceptable and would
> definitely sound better in your advertising.  Yessir that is an ADT sign
> in the store window.  I'll remove it immediately sir.  No...  no...
> there's no reason to shoot it out, sir!  O my gawd, you've just blown away
> Mrs. Biddleman's cat, Frisky.  Please put the gun away Mr. Sabodish, sir.
> That's much better. Oh, I completely agree, sir.  Cats are evil.  And
> don't worry about the window sir.  We'll have it replaced immediately.
> Yessir, an Alarm Services Inc sticker in the new window would look very
> nice!"  ;-)

You should write childrens books.Better yet change the copyright date on
www.shopforbrains.com it is still showing 2001 to 2004 about 2 years behind
OR you really are not the true owner of that MESSou call a web site