Re: It's time

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Michael Baker wrote:
>> I've been hanging around since Steve R was trying
>> to make peace in his own newsgroup.

RLB wrote:
>It was never "his" newsgroup any more than it was yours or mine.  The newsgroup
>belongs to the ISPs that provide the use of their servers.  You are a guest here
>-- not a proprietor.  As such, you (like Steve) don't get to make the rules.
>Besides, you've violated the so-called FAQ that Steve wrote for years.


Mr. Baker,

You are in clear violation of the FAQ and gentlemanly prescripts.

While Mr. Bass presents no substantiation for his allegation regarding
your violation of the FAQ for years, he seems more credible than you
and I do not wish to burden him further beyond the harm and suffering
you have already caused.    Further, you have violated his Civil
Rights and the tenor of your actions imply a Hate and Quality of Life
Violation.      Society is getting tired of people like you Mr. Baker,
and that is why I

Therefore sentence you to felate RLB or be sodomized by him at his
option, and this shall be done with him in a cowboy costume and you in
a horse outfit, or with him in a Bolero outfit and you dressed up like
a llama, or alternately you both dressed up like cowboys, but that
would have a Brokeback Mountain kind of feel to it and I don't want to
go there, not that there's anything wrong with that.    Pictures of
this act must be taken and the Group Moderator must post these
pictures on his Goofy website under a suitable caption.   However, RLB
may commune this sentence if he so chooses.

You may appeal this decision by presenting facts in your defense,
however, I advise you now to keep it clear and relevant --  The Court
of Appeals does not look kindly upon obscure / unsubstantiated
accusations or on having it's time wasted.