Too Stupid to be A Customer

["Bob La Londe" <usenet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Would you like black and white or color?  The benefits are... and the price
difference is...

Can you write it up both ways....

Would you like a digital recorder or a VHS recorder?  The benefits are...
and the price difference is...

Can you write it up both ways?

How many cameras do you want?  Can you write it up for a
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16...,30,31, or 32 camera system.

Also... Can you write it all up as both a lease system or a purchase system?

So let me get this straight.  You want me to write up 256 different proposal
for you?  Then you want everything I told you about as options for the price
on the cheapest of all the proposals?

Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!