Re: Window Security Recommendations

["no wires showing" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Hi BMW, and welcome to planet Earth. Since you're new here I'll be glad
to show you around. Our first stop would be at the Department of Mental
Retardation where they will serve you a nice fruit drink, and ask you
some harmless questions. After that we will give you flying lessons.
You just go to the roof of the Sears Tower, jump off, and flap your
arms. It's a terrific mode of transportation. It's top-shelf like the
alarm system you're inquiring about.

Honestly, are you a fucking moron? Wait, don't answer that.... I
wouldn't want to take you away from your set it and forget it dinner.