Re: ,.-~*'¨¯¨'*·~-.¸-[HUMOR AND $$$] PROOF THAT JESUS WAS... (Ethnicity) -good one.[n3y6w9]

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On 4/12/05 10:42 PM, in article
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> THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
> 1. His first name was Jesus
> 2. He was bilingual
> 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
>
> JESUS WAS BLACK:
> 1. He called everybody "brother"
> 2. He liked Gospel
> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial
>
> JESUS WAS JEWISH:
> 1. He went into His Father's business
> 2. He lived at home until he was 33
> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was
> God
>
> JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
> 1. He talked with his hands
> 2. He had wine with every meal
> 3. He used olive oil
>
> JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
> 1. He never cut his hair
> 2. He walked around barefoot
> 3. He started a new religion
>
> JESUS WAS IRISH:
> 1. He never got married
> 2. He was always telling stories
> 3. He loved green pastures
>
> AND FINALLY, THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS LIKE A WOMAN .....
> 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
> 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST
> DIDN'T GET IT
> 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work
> for him to do.


MORE PROOF JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
    1.  He didn't leave home until he was over 30.
    2.  He always hung around with the same twelve guys.
    3.  His mother thought he was God.