Re: Do You Want To Know For Sure That You Are Going To Heaven? The reason some people don't know for sure if they are going to Heaven when they die is because they just don't know. The good news is that you can know for sure that you are going to Heaven wh

["Tom" <dantoXSPAM@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Robert L. Bass" <robertlbass@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> > The books may give us ideas, but we
> > choose how we act.  A book is not
> > responsible for your actions.  *You*
> > are responsible for your actions.
>
> There's one fellow in this newsgroup who claims otherwise.  :^)

Only one?  What a virtuous lot you are!

Most folks like *something* to point at that will take the heat off them.
Its not always a book, though.  Once it was a Twinkie.  Many times it was
demon rum.

Once I was happy and had a good wife
I had enough money to last me for life
Then I met with a gal and we went on a spree
She taught me smokin' and drinkin' whiskee
CHORUS: Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
     They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
     Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
     They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;

Cigarettes are a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face;
Take warning dear friend, take warning dear brother
A fire's on one end, a fools on the t'other.
  (CHORUS)

And now good people, I'm broken with age
The lines on my face make a well written page
I'm weavin' this story -- how sadly but true
On women and whiskey and what they can do
 (CHORUS)

Write on the cross at the head of my grave
For women and whiskey here lies a poor slave.
Take warnin' poor stranger, take warnin' dear friend
In wide clear letters this tale of my end.
 (CHORUS)

-- Tim Spenccer