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Fw: Electric Ramp ?


  • Subject: Fw: Electric Ramp ?
  • From: Gareth Cook <g@xxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 24 May 2005 23:53:45 +0100

Already have wood screwed to the floor. It's a sure fire way of finishing
off someone you dont like - I just invite them to see Node0, they dont see
it, and more often than not go sprawling.

This is the land of automation - the only answer is a moving steel barrier
for the tyre :-) Controlled by cbus of course, via comfort.

G.

Gareth Cook
SWG EMEA North Account Manager
IBM SWG - BTE Office - Lotus Park, Staines, TW18 3AG
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: ukha_d@xxxxxxx [mailto:ukha_d@xxxxxxx]
> On Behalf Of Gareth Cook
> Sent: 24 May 2005 23:38
> To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
> Subject: Fw: [ukha_d] Electric Ramp ?
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> I think you're missing the point and the obvious love of my
> power drill.
> Concrete blood must be spilled.

So just screw the bit of wood to the floor...

> A beam of light wont stop the tyres - that requires some
> finesse when parking, and sometimes that just isnt enough. A
> nice slab of metal like this will do the trick.
>
> I dont mean the massive 6 foot metal thingies - must be
> something small enough like the width of a tyre....

Hmmm ... Pop down the local job centre and see if you can employ some
"yoof"
to lay there instead, just roll the car forward untill you hear a scream?

Phil






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