Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...

["Mark Harrison" <Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx>]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...

and, for the avoidance of doubt   Please accept with no
obligation,
implied or implicit, our wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, politically correct, non-addictive, low stress,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your
choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice, but with full
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all.

And further, please accept our wishes for a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due
respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution
to our diverse society has helped make Britain great (not to imply that
Britain is necessarily greater than any other country, and without
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, veteran status or sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or
their third party beneficiaries).

These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a
period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first.  Use of the term
"Holiday"
herein is not intended to, nor shall it be considered to be, limited to
Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, nor to such activities of
any organised or ad hoc religious community group, individual or belief
(or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is used
herein
without reference to its etymology.  Note: By accepting this
greeting,
you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is
revocable ab initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time,
for any reason or for no reason.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no
alteration to the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the
risk of the transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to
hold the wishee harmless from any and all adverse consequences
resulting
>from
This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any
action or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for
the
wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences
which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is
offered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting, or embarrassing
self-indulgent email summarising our achievements in 2002, however
mendacious, which may or may not have been purveyed by myself or any
member of my extended company or group.

Best (sorry, reasonably endeavoured) Wishes

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