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["Mark Harrison" <Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx>]

Ferrari Press Release 

Modena, Italy: 

The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit Crew Yesterday. The
announcement
was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of a British
Government
program providing tax shelters for employers hiring unemployed youths
from
Glasgow, Scotland. 

The decision to hire the youngsters was brought on by a recent
documentary
on how unemployed youth in a certain city were able to remove a set of
car
wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas 
Ferrari's
existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth
of
high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by
Ferrari
Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would now
have
an advantage over every team. 

However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the new
crew's
first practice session, not only was the crew able to change the tires
in
under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and
had
sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for two cases of beer and gram a
cocaine.


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