RE: 1 - 0 OT joke

["Amar Nagi" <amar@xxxxxxx>]

nice joke to cheer you all up :-)

Sir Alex Ferguson is on "Who wants to be a Millionaire" and has
reached the 

million pound question.  Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sir Alex,
this is for 

one million pounds, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so

please take your time.  Here's your question: What type of animal
lives in 

a 

set?  Is it a) a badger; b) a ferret; c) a mole; or d) a cuckoo?"

Fergie ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too

sure. 

I'll have to go 50-50." 

Chris says, "Right, Sir Alex, let's take away two wrong answers and
see 

what 

you're left with." 

"Badger" and "Cuckoo" are the two remaining
answers.  Fergie has a long 

think, then scratches his head and says "No, Chris, I'm still not
sure, I'm 

going to have to phone a friend." 

"So who are you going to call, Sir Alex?", says Chris. 

"Hmmm.." ponders Fergie.  "I'll think I'll call David
Beckham." 

So Tarrant phones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from
'Who 

wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Sir Alex Ferguson here, and with your

help he could win one million pounds. The next voice you hear will be Sir

Alex's." 

"Hello David" says Fergie. "It's the boss here. What type of
animal lives 

in 

a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?" 

"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation. 

"You sure, son?" says Fergie 

"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger.
Definitely." 

"Right Chris," says Fergie, "I'll go with David. The
answer's a badger. 

Final answer." 

"Sir Alex," says Chris, "that's the correct answer. You've
won one million 

pounds!!"  Cue wild celebrations. 

Next morning at training, Fergie calls Beckham across. "Son, that was

brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a

call, but you played a blinder. But how did you know that a badger lives in

a set?" says Fergie. 

"Oh I didn't, boss," replies Beckham, "but everybody knows a
cuckoo lives 

in 

a clock." 

      -----Original Message----- 
      From: M McAree
[mailto:michael.mcaree@xxxxxxx] 
      Sent: Fri 31/05/2002 14:51 
      To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx 
      Cc: 
      Subject: RE: [ukha_d] 1 - 0
      
      

      Jesus Christ !!! This group is getting
worse!
      ONE POST! ONE POST about a shock result in
the opening game in the world
      cup and the complaints have started. You
didn't have to read it.
      It is clear that you despise football but
most people don't. There are
      more countries who are members of FIFA that
the UN !
      
      I could understand your post if we went on
about it for 3 days like most
      of the OT stuff on this list but FFS get a
grip - it was only one post.
      
      
      Michael
      BELFAST
      
      > -----Original Message-----
      > From: Stuart Booth
[mailto:stuart@xxxxxxx]
      > Sent: 31 May 2002 14:31
      > To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
      > Subject: Re: [ukha_d] 1 - 0
      >
      >
      > On 31 May 02, at 14:24, Mark Harrison
wrote:
      >
      > > Let's have a great UKHA well done
to the fine people of Senegal....
      > >
      > >
      > >
      > > 1-0 against France!
      > >
      >
      > <yawn>
      >
      > Could we have (yet) another UKHA spin
off group like happened
      > with the cars, please?
      >
      > Sorry Mark, but I truly despise
football and after recent
      > discussions... well, y'know.
      >
      > Stuart.com
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