ot friday chukkle

["Amar Nagi" <amar@xxxxxxx>]

A little boy, Bernie, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an
old
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some
bad
news, the donkey died."

Bernie replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it
already."

Bernie said, "OK then just unload the donkey." The farmer asked,
"What ya
gonna do with him?"

Bernie, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Bernie, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Bernie and asked, "What happened
with
that dead donkey?"

Bernie, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece
and
made an off the books profit of $998.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Bernie, "Just the guy who won." So I gave him his two dollars
back."

Bernie grew up and eventually became the chairman of WorldCom

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