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On the first day of Christmas...



If you think that this is sad, wait for the explanatory notes at the end
:-)



On the first day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the second day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the third day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Three CM12Fs,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Five ActiveHomes,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Six KAT5 relaying,
Five ActiveHomes,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Seven Acquamatics,
Six KAT5 relaying,
Five ActiveHomes,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Eight littermaids cleaning,
Seven Acquamatics opening,
Six KAT5 relaying,
Five ActiveHomes,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Nine SMWBOs dancing,
Eight littermaids cleaning,
Seven Acquamatics opening,
Six KAT5 relaying,
Five ActiveHomes,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Ten Roombas Beeping,
Nine SMWBOs dancing,
Eight littermaids cleaning,
Seven Acquamatics opening,
Six KAT5 relaying,
Five ActiveHomes,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Eleven Toro valves spraying
Ten turbonet guidenotes,
Nine SMWBOs dancing,
Eight littermaids cleaning,
Seven Acquamatics opening,
Six KAT5 relaying,
Five ActiveHomes,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my HAer sent to me,
Twelve Rogues a meeting,
Eleven Toro valves spraying
Ten turbonet guidenotes,
Nine SMWBOs dancing,
Eight littermaids cleaning,
Seven Acquamatics opening,
Six KAT5 relaying,
Five ActiveHomes,
Four meteors,
Three XM11Es,
Two Audiotrons, and
A TiVo to watch my TV.


Now for the really sad part:

Two Turtle Doves - Two Audiotrons - a Turtle Beach product
Three French Hens - Three CM12Fs- the French version of the CM12
Four Calling Birds - Four Meteors - the Calling Line ID modem
Five Gold Rings - Five ActiveHomes - ActiveHome "Gold" is the
professional version
Six geese a-laying - Six KAT5s relaying- A poor pun on reLAY
Seven swans a-swimming - Seven Acquamatics opening - Acquamatic provide
automated Swimming pool covers
Eight maids a-milking - Eight littermaids - Well, it's called the
LitterMAID
Nine ladies dancing - Nine SWMBOs dancing - like doh!
Ten lords a-leaping - Ten turbonet guidenotes - Tony BUTLER wrote the
UKHA TiVo FAQ - Lord? Butler? You try!
Eleven pipers piping - Eleven Toro valves spraying - a valve fits on
your piping.
Twelve drummers drumming - Heh - you thought the Tony Butler link was
spurious?


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