RE: Re: Ocupancy Detection

["Phil Harris" <phillip.harris1@xxxxxxx>]

Can I add Act 2 Scene 3?

[From the wings a masked stranger appears driving Nissan Skyline ...]

Him : "Actually dear ... the one I really want it the 32GTR
V-Spec"
Her : "Really?"

[Exit stranger stage left.]

Her : "Over my dead body are you having anything like that ... you
can't
afford it."
Him : "I know dear ... it's just a pipe-dream my love ...
goodnight."

[Time passes ... dawn breaks. He is roughly awakened by darling wifey to
be...]

Her : "I went to get my Tesco Online Order printout and what do I
find? Why
are there all these pages from Exchange And Mart online about Skylines for
sale printed out?"

[Curtain closes ... thunder crashes.]

Phil

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mark Harrison [mailto:Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx]
> Sent: 04 October 2001 11:40
> To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
> Subject: RE: [ukha_d] Re: Ocupancy Detection
>
>
> Act 1, Scene 1: A house, somewhere in the UK
>
> Him: I want to play with Home Automation
> Her: What's that, dear?
> Him: <Gives short, unconvincing explanation of why it's useful>
> Her: <Extracts promise of dinner, champagnge and flowers in
exchange for
> letting him buy a Pronto>
>
>
> Act 1, Scene 2: The same house, some months later
>
> Him: How about we automate the lights as well?
> Her: Why?
> Him: <Mumbling....>
> Her: <Extracts promise of shoes in exchange for letting him buy
some
> modules and an IR receiver>
>
>
> Act 1, Scene 3: The same house, some months after that
>
> Him: This is fun, but I'd like to buy a Homevision
> Her: What's that?
> Him: <Explains features, lies about price>
> Her: <Extracts promise of ball-gown in exchange for letting him buy
> Homevision>
>
> Act 2, Scene 1: The same house, a few weeks later
>
> Him: This Homevision is great and <accidently lets slip price>
> Her: What!!!??!??!
> Her: <Extracts promise of romantic weekend in retribution>
>
> Act 2, Scene 2: The same house, a year on
>
> Him: I'd like to wire the house with CAT5
> Her: Why, how much, and tell me the truth
> Him: <Explains about KAT5, his network, etc.>
> Her: <Extracts sports car in exchange for permission to do this>
>
> Act 3, Scene 1: The same house, a little later
>
> Him: I think we should look at occupancy detection
> Her: What's that
> Him: Well, we each always wear these little badges when we're in the
> house
> Her: <Extracts promise of room in her mothers house while the
"need some
> space away from each other">
>
>
>
>
> Mark Harrison
> Head of Systems, eKingfisher
>
>
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