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My
view on anti-burglar systems (alarms are for wusses ABS = real men
;))))))
stage
1...alarm sounds lights flash voice announcements t the asshole that he is
in
BIG trouble
stage
2...alarm volume increases t just below the pain threshold...strobe lights
start just within the legal limits ...razor wire appears out of as many
places
as possible
stage 3...the Vomit alarm (recent article on an
alarm
that makes anyone vomit within 30 seconds) starts...random laser flashes
(best
to have your home registered as an optical experiments
laboratory) electrify
any 'accidentally' oncovered High volatge
supplies.
Stage 4 "Int the valley of
death..."
should sort the anti social bugers
;)
Cheers
Mick
PS I have never been burgled..imagine what would
happen
if I was ;)
-----Original Message-----
From: Alan Cockerton
[mailto:alancc@xxxxxxx]
Sent: 13 July 2001 21:45
To:
ukha_d@xxxxxxxSubject: Re: [ukha_d] Re: Alarm
Failure
Sums it up really, the council probably
installed
the cheapest, crappiest alarms they could, no training for the users and no
maintenance then when they keep going off no one uses them, another waste
of
money and a blot on systems which do work and the companies wh install
them.
A reliable audible alarm is far better than
non
at all, they should not give false alarms if installed, maintained and used
correctly. One thing is for sure if you are broken int the burglar will
not
wait around with the alarm going off and you won't come home t find
someone
in the house as you walk in. A nice loud sounder inside as well as the one
outside is a must.
I wonder how many people wh install their own
systems actually carry out any maintenance or even know how
to?
Alancc
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, July 13, 2001 6:40
PM
Subject: Re: [ukha_d] Re: Alarm
Failure
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Me t o. Andrew @ comfort seemed t
think it strange that i haven't got a siren connected but the council
fitted
free alarms t 90% of the properties opposite. No body takes the slightest
notice of sirens unless they repeat long enough and then residents took it
upon themselve t silence it by knocking the bell box completely off the
wall.
Steve.
I only have comfort calling me on the mobile.
Graham
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