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Ah
well ... just had the usual Christmas Pantomime of a screaming DS -
terrified of
this strange bloke breaking into the place where he's supposed to be
safe,
some bloke that he's never seen and who is going to leave
him toys
and sweets - obviously all year we tell him not to take sweets
from
strangers. No wonder we end up with f*cked up kids!
He's
working out that Santa serves no purpose ... there's his presents down
under the
tree and he knows that his stocking has been sorted by mum so even at 1am
he was
asking why Santa has to come if his presents are already
here.
Anyway
.... we had the usual "I haven't heard reindeer bells" comments so I
invented
some story on the fly which Jo was pissing herself over. This year Santa
has
turned up in a white transit because the reindeer were culled due to foot
and
mouth (Rudolph was OK though as he was vaccinated). We didn't give him
biscuits
and milk but instead he fancied burgers and cheesy
chips.
(This
is all to take his mind of Santa arriving by the way and convince him that
he's
been and gone.)
In the
end DS says "Are you sure he's been?"
"Yes..."
"Really?"
"Yes... Now go to sleep"
"You
wouldn't fib to me would you Phil?"
"No Edward ... " mentally
counting
the lies...
Phil
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