Ah
well ... just had the usual Christmas Pantomime of a screaming DS -
terrified
of this strange bloke breaking into the place where he's supposed to
be
safe, some bloke that he's never seen and who is going to leave
him toys and sweets - obviously all year we tell him not to
take sweets from strangers. No wonder we end up with f*cked up
kids!
He's
working out that Santa serves no purpose ... there's his presents down
under
the tree and he knows that his stocking has been sorted by mum so even at
1am
he was asking why Santa has to come if his presents are already
here.
Anyway ... we had the usual "I haven't heard reindeer bells"
comments
so I invented some story on the fly which Jo was pissing herself over. This
year Santa has turned up in a white transit because the reindeer were
culled
due to foot and mouth (Rudolph was OK though as he was vaccinated). We
didn't
give him biscuits and milk but instead he fancied burgers and cheesy
chips.
(This is all to take his mind of Santa arriving by the way and
convince
him that he's been and gone.)
In
the end DS says "Are you sure he's been?"
"Yes..."
"Really?"
"Yes... Now go to sleep"
"You
wouldn't fib to me would you Phil?"
"No Edward ... " mentally
counting
the lies...
Phil
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