Re: Totally OT and Sexist

["Campbell Macdonald" <c.macd@xxxxxxx>]

Brilliant....

trying hard type laughing so much...

Campbell


----- Original Message -----
From: "Mark Harrison" <Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx>
To: <ukha_d@xxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 9:14 AM
Subject: RE: [ukha_d] Totally OT and Sexist


> Let us examine the case further:
>
> 1:
> Women = Time x Money
> Time = Money
> (therefore)
> Women = Money Squared
>
> 2:
> Money is the Root of all Evil
> (Square both sides...)
> Money Squared = Evil
>
> 3: Combine "1" and "2"
>
> Women = Evil
>
> 4: Now consider the possibility that we have a good woman.
>
> Women=Good
> Good = -Evil
> Women = -Evil
> Women = -(Money Squared)
>
>
> Taking the square root of both sides, it can be clearly seen
> that "Women = Good" has only imaginary solutions.
>
>
> Mark Harrison
> Head of Systems, eKingfisher
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