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RE: Totally OT and Sexist


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  • Subject: RE: Totally OT and Sexist
  • From: "Phil Harris" <phillip.harris1@xxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2001 09:14:38 -0000
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ROTFLMAO...

Phil

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mark Harrison [mailto:Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx]
> Sent: 11 December 2001 09:15
> To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
> Subject: RE: [ukha_d] Totally OT and Sexist
>
> Let us examine the case further:
>
> 1:
> 	Women = Time x Money
> 	Time = Money
> 	(therefore)
> 	Women = Money Squared
>
> 2:
> 	Money is the Root of all Evil
> 	(Square both sides...)
> 	Money Squared = Evil
>
> 3: Combine "1" and "2"
>
> 	Women = Evil
>
> 4: Now consider the possibility that we have a good woman.
>
> 	Women=Good
> 	Good = -Evil
> 	Women = -Evil
> 	Women = -(Money Squared)
>
>
> 	Taking the square root of both sides, it can be clearly seen
> that "Women = Good" has only imaginary solutions.
>
>
> Mark Harrison
> Head of Systems, eKingfisher
>
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