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RE: Totally OT and Sexist
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- Subject: RE: Totally OT and Sexist
- From: "Phil Harris" <phillip.harris1@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2001 09:14:38 -0000
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ROTFLMAO...
Phil
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mark Harrison [mailto:Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx]
> Sent: 11 December 2001 09:15
> To: ukha_d@xxxxxxx
> Subject: RE: [ukha_d] Totally OT and Sexist
>
> Let us examine the case further:
>
> 1:
> Women = Time x Money
> Time = Money
> (therefore)
> Women = Money Squared
>
> 2:
> Money is the Root of all Evil
> (Square both sides...)
> Money Squared = Evil
>
> 3: Combine "1" and "2"
>
> Women = Evil
>
> 4: Now consider the possibility that we have a good woman.
>
> Women=Good
> Good = -Evil
> Women = -Evil
> Women = -(Money Squared)
>
>
> Taking the square root of both sides, it can be clearly seen
> that "Women = Good" has only imaginary solutions.
>
>
> Mark Harrison
> Head of Systems, eKingfisher
>
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