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[OT] You know you're an iPAQ owner when...


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  • From: "Mark McCall" <mark@xxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 28 Aug 2001 14:11:11 +0100
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You know you're an iPAQ owner when...

- You mistakenly call your wife Paqqy
- You have more fun configuring the software on your iPAQ than actually using it for something productive
- You no longer have a magazine rack in the bathroom
- You've worn out the joke where you hold the iPAQ up to your mouth and say "Beam me up, Scotty"
- You base your decision on a new car by the room it has for a dashboard mount
- You've spent over $1000 on accessories
- You can't help but snicker when you see a Palm
- You start basing your entire money system on the price of flash memory
- You have an irrational fear of parrots
- You are now on your 3rd or 4th iPAQ
- You know the people at Compaq customer support by first name
- You start tapping your desktop computer monitor with a ball point pen
- You don't know why you can never hit more than one button at a time on your desktop computer keyboard anymore
- You are bald from hair fishing
- You look at all the stars in the night sky and instinctually feel the need to send it in to Compaq for a dust cleanup
- You only plan vacations to places that will have an outlet so you can recharge every night
- You suffer from premature stylus ejection

That's it for now!

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