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RE: Explanation of women required...


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  • Subject: RE: Explanation of women required...
  • From: "Mark Harrison" <Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2001 09:00:14 +0100
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> You want an explanation?

1:
Women = Time x Money
Time = Money
(therefore)
Women = Money Squared

2:
Money is the Root of all Evil
(Square both sides...)
Money Squared = Evil

3: Combine "1" and "2"

Women = Evil

4: Now consider the possibility that we have a good woman.

Women=Good
Good = -Evil
Women = -Evil
Women = -(Money Squared)

Taking the square root of both sides, it can be clearly seen
that "Women = Good" has only imaginary solutions.

Mark Harrison
Head of Systems, eKingfisher


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