Christmas time is here, then.

["Harrison, Mark (Alliance)" <Mark.Harrison@xxxxxxx>]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practised within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the
religious/ secular persuasions and/ or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.....
...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is
necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"Britain" in the Western hemisphere), and without regard to the
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.  This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely transferable with
no alteration to the original greeting.  It implies no promise by the
wisher to actually implement
any of the wishes for her-/ himself or others, and is void where prohibited
by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.  This wish
is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one
year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

(With acknowledgement to David Richards, Esq., 1999)


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all home automaters.

Mark Harrison

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