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RE: Santa''s a ********
- Subject: RE: Santa''s a ********
- From: Phil Harris
- Date: Thu, 27 Dec 2001 13:45:00 +0000
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<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">> </FONT></SPAN>Right,
I said my prayers and was a good boy all year and still the old <SPAN
class="SpellE">git</SPAN> with the red suit has let me
down….<SPAN class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">I didn't know that Keith had a red
suit...</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Arial" color="#0000ff"
size="2"><SPAN><o></o></SPAN></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">> </FONT></SPAN>I tore down the
stairs<SPAN class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN class="078224113-27122001">I
bet that made a mess and DIY on Christmas Day doesn't go down too well with
the wife...</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">> </FONT></SPAN>on
Christmas morning in anticipation of what the old boy had left for me,
ripped apart the <SPAN class="SpellE">pressies</SPAN>
looking <SPAN class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">></FONT> </SPAN>like a
berserker<SPAN class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">So no change
there...</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">></FONT> </SPAN>and
astonishing though it was…there was no KAT5 switcher.<SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">Yeah ... I had a similar disapointment ...
however I sent Keiths wifey a couple of sets of handcuffs and told her that
there would be money in it if she could use then to fasten Mr. D to his
workbench.</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">></FONT> </SPAN>Santa’s
a dummy and doesn’t read his mail apparently ;-)<SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">Erm ... I hate to be the bearer of bad news
Ken but ... Santa doesn't
exist.</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001">Phil</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
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