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RE: Santa''s a ********


  • Subject: RE: Santa''s a ********
  • From: Phil Harris
  • Date: Thu, 27 Dec 2001 13:45:00 +0000

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<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">>&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN>Right,
I said my prayers and was a good boy all year and still the old <SPAN
class="SpellE">git</SPAN> with the red suit has let me
down&#8230;.<SPAN class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">I didn't know that Keith had a red
suit...</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Arial" color="#0000ff"
size="2"><SPAN><o></o></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">> </FONT></SPAN>I tore down the
stairs<SPAN class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN class="078224113-27122001">I
bet that made a mess and DIY on Christmas Day doesn't go down too well with
the wife...</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">>&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN>on
Christmas morning in anticipation of what the old boy had left for me,
ripped apart the <SPAN class="SpellE">pressies</SPAN>
looking&nbsp;<SPAN class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">></FONT>&nbsp;</SPAN>like a
berserker<SPAN class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">So&nbsp;no change
there...</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">></FONT>&nbsp;</SPAN>and
astonishing though it was&#8230;there was no KAT5 switcher.<SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">Yeah ... I had a similar disapointment ...
however I sent Keiths wifey a couple of sets of handcuffs and told her that
there would be money in it if she could use then to fasten Mr. D to his
workbench.</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">></FONT>&nbsp;</SPAN>Santa&#8217;s
a dummy and doesn&#8217;t read his mail apparently ;-)<SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"><FONT
color="#0000ff">Erm ... I hate to be the bearer of bad news
Ken but ... Santa doesn't
exist.</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN><SPAN
class="078224113-27122001">Phil</SPAN></SPAN></DIV>




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